Cancer Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Actually, I think I'm happier remaining utterly clueless about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I think you are, too. And I think I'm happier going without the reminder for the rest of my life. Jeez. And I wasn't even full-grown back then . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Along the same lines.... A female friend of mine once made the comment that men & women will never understand each other until women experience temporary impotence and men experience menstrual cramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Yeah, I think she has something there . . . By the same token, I think it would add something to the understanding if women could pee standing up, maybe for just a day, while guys got the temporary ability to have multiple orgasms. Seems fair, somehow, if he has to put up with menstrual cramps . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER By the same token' date=' I think it would add something to the understanding if women could pee standing up, maybe for just a day, while guys got the temporary ability to have multiple orgasms...[/quote'] Just between you & me, I'd give up the peeing-standing-up thing in order to get that other one in a heartbeat, other things staying the same. The ability to deface public landmarks by urinating on them is ... highly overrated. And I say that as someone who's done it more than a couple of times, the one I'm proudest of being the Berlin Wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Just between you & me, I'd give up the peeing-standing-up thing in order to get that other one in a heartbeat, other things staying the same. The ability to deface public landmarks by urinating on them is ... highly overrated. And I say that as someone who's done it more than a couple of times, the one I'm proudest of being the Berlin Wall. Can't say I blame ya. It IS pretty handy. ^ v ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Feh---- keep your menstral cramps. Women will never know the joy of catching themselves in their zippers...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Feh---- keep your menstral cramps. Women will never know the joy of catching themselves in their zippers...... That part of themselves, anyway (he said, looking at some of the pics in the too-big thread). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER We just got a cat! From strangecosmos.com "Cat" Quotes Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. - Lillian Johnson Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor If cats could talk, they would lie to you. - Rob Kopack The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly ================================== Top 10 Differences Between Cats & Dogs 10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. 8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. 7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse. 6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap. 5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all. 4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all. 3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away. 2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes. 1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Lies! Cruel, vicious lies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Oh, and I've been posting pics Josh and I got at Dragon*con. We've just started getting into "the good stuff." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER We just got a cat! Did it taste good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 May have been posted before, but who cares Disclaimer: We have no wish to offend you unless you're a twit. • If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. • Anarchy - It's not the law, it's just a good idea. • The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. • It's not the principle of the thing. It's the money. • Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy. • All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. • FNORD • Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. • Sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. • The breakfast of champions is the opposition. • If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed. • Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. • Always do right. This will gratify many people, and astonish the rest. • Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you frantic. • Decadence is its own reward. • An honest politician is one who stays bought. • Organize for anarchy! • Circular definition: see "circular definition." • Help! The paranoids are out to get me! • According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. • I don't see you, so don't pretend you're there. • Tell the truth and run. • He who hesitates is last. • FNORD • A wise man knows everything, a shrewd one, everybody. • Moral victories don't count. • All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. • Smile! The Illuminati are watching. • Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs. • All syllogisms have three parts. Therefore, this is not a syllogism. • I'll have to put something into their food to make them forget about this. • We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you. • Don't steal. The government hates the competition. • Once you give up integrity, the rest is easy! • A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. • I don't suffer from insanity. I revel in it. • Always be smarter than the people who hire you. But never let them know. • The worst thing about censorship is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. • Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective. • Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. • For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. • A censor is a man who thinks he knows more than you ought to. • If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. • The less a politician amounts to, the more he loves the flag. • Age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. • Forecasting is difficult, especially about the future. • Are you sure? [N] Y • What if this weren't a hypothetical question? • All generalizations are incorrect, including this one. • Join the Illuminati and see the world . . . differently. • Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. • FNORD • Beware of the superficially profound. • Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense. • All law is codified revenge. • Did you know that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? Look it up. • Hail Eris! All hail Discordia! • If winning doesn't matter, why keep score? • Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder. • Smash the state, and have a nice day. • Abandon all hope ye who PRESS ENTER here. • No good deed goes unpunished. • Thoughts good! Slogans bad! Thoughts good! Slogans bad! • Gotta run, my government's collapsing. • A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body. • Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with defeat. • Eschew obfuscation! • Someone you trust is one of us . . . • This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real emergency, you would all be dead by now. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You missed a couple of my favorites: FNORD I think I think, therefore I think I am. The results of logic are only as good as the initial postulates. The laws of logic are themselves postulates. All laws are written to secure and perpetuate the power of those who write laws. There are things that don't exist that nevertheless have well-defined locations. All things are true. Even false things. How can this be? Don't blame me, man; I didn't do it. Reality can only be fully described using self-contradictory statements, because simple statements can only describe limited situations, and limited situations are by definition not fully real. And finally: "The only way to deal with the chaos that today's world has become is to go out and become one with the environment. In other words, get polluted." -- Dirty Duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Of course there is also: FNORD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Of course there is also: FORD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Why does everyone keep making blank posts? I thought those weren't allowed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Argh. I need to find some rep-worthy posts. The last 10 people I tried to rep, I got the, "You must spread reputation before . . ." Blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER . . . Alice, I'm willing to be a Guinea-pig for your worthy cause . . . AliceTheOwl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER 'Kay. ^ v ^ And why am I getting such a low turnout on the Dragoncon thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER 'Kay. ^ v ^ And why am I getting such a low turnout on the Dragoncon thread? Well, I looked, I marvelled at the cute girls, and I repped you for the pics you cros posted. Not much comment beyond that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER 'Kay. I'd just hate to think we're uploading, hunting and gathering for nothing. Nothing being, "nobody sees 'em," not "nobody reps us." I mean, rep is a nice side effect and all, but I'm posting them to share with the board, which ends up being pretty moot if nobody sees the thread. Y'know? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER 'Kay. I'd just hate to think we're uploading, hunting and gathering for nothing. Nothing being, "nobody sees 'em," not "nobody reps us." I mean, rep is a nice side effect and all, but I'm posting them to share with the board, which ends up being pretty moot if nobody sees the thread. Y'know? So you'd like a bump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Congratulations' date=' and welcome to the world of being randomly tripped throughout your home. [/quote'] Cats in homes of friends of mine quickly learn that they cannot trip me. The last time a tried to avoid a cat that leaped in front of me I nearly dislocated my knee. So I don't avoid them anymore. Most seem able to sense this and don't tend to get in my way. The rest learn the first time they do. I can't think of any that have done it more than once, nor any that actually got hurt (beyond the short term that is). For the record, I don't avoid dogs that jump in front of me either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER So you'd like a bump? Sure. ^ v ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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