RPMiller Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Ok, I saw a really REALLY REALLY disturbing image a while back that I will share with those of you that are not faint of heart. This is an image that has to do with the current topic of anal aggression. It is a body builder that has had, well an accident. If you have ever heard the expression "Rectum? Darn near killed him." Than you may have some idea what this picture is of. This is what happens when a weightlifter far exceeds his recommended weight limits, and uses the wrong muscles. Again, I am warning you with every bone and fiber of my being, DO NOT look at this pic unless you can handle the truly grotesque and horrible. You have been warned! I'm not even going to make this a link, if you really want to see it, you'll need to go there yourself. Start at www.robarnieanddawn.com click enter, and again if you are over 18, and then look down the left side menus. You will see a link to Weightlifter Accident Photo. Remember, I warned you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Ok' date=' I saw a really REALLY [b']REALLY[/b] disturbing image a while back that I will share with those of you that are not faint of heart. This is an image that has to do with the current topic of anal aggression. It is a body builder that has had, well an accident. If you have ever heard the expression "Rectum? Darn near killed him." Than you may have some idea what this picture is of. This is what happens when a weightlifter far exceeds his recommended weight limits, and uses the wrong muscles. Again, I am warning you with every bone and fiber of my being, DO NOT look at this pic unless you can handle the truly grotesque and horrible. You have been warned! I'm not even going to make this a link, if you really want to see it, you'll need to go there yourself. Start at www.robarnieanddawn.com click enter, and again if you are over 18, and then look down the left side menus. You will see a link to Weightlifter Accident Photo. Remember, I warned you. It's a photoshop job, but well done in a gruesome way. His singlet wouldn't have blown out even if, impossibly, everything else did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Are you sure because this was a news item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Are you sure because this was a news item. If it's the blown out rectum pic, then yes, it's a fake. Not that this should take away from its glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Take away from its 'gory' is more like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Snopes on the Weight lifter pic: http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted August 16, 2005 Report Share Posted August 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Thanks. It doesn't say the photo is shopped though. It says the article is not "from the news media". So, while the source is in question, I don't know that the condition is. Either way thanks for the heads up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Hey!!!! Bad NGD! No cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER [On the restroom wall:] If you took s**t, put it back. No questions asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Writing a fun summary of the game I ran at GenCon will be tough; there were four sessions, and half the point of the game was that no two sessions were alike; each character had one extra scene he could activate on the way to the final conflict, depending on how the skill rolls and choices went. There were also three alternate endings. All told, I only ended up using about six scenes, and only two of the endings came into play. I guess I could gather the story together in a semi fan-fic way. Lots of work, but might be fun. So, I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Just thought I'd stop in and mention I'm about to post 50+ pics of women in very skimpy swimsuits over in the "catsuit" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Just thought I'd stop in and mention I'm about to post 50+ pics of women in very skimpy swimsuits over in the "catsuit" thread. That, my good doctor, is a come-hither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER That' date=' my good doctor, is a come-hither. [/quote'] So what are you still doing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER That' date=' my good doctor, is a come-hither. [/quote'] Ew. Oh, come! nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER :John Wayne-mode: "Is this a dagger I see before me?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER So what are you still doing here? What leads you to think I have only one browser window open at a time, Anomaly-san? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER What leads you to think I have only one browser window open at a time' date=' Anomaly-san? [/quote'] Ah...so you can use each eye independently, eh? A rare talent indeed if one is not a chameleon, Cancer-san! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Ah...so you can use each eye independently' date=' eh? A rare talent indeed if one is not a chameleon, Cancer-san! [/quote'] No, I'm just good at on-the-fly time-slicing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER 'We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other married couples they sometimes live apart' - Hector Hugh Munro (aka Saki) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER In Honor of Stupid People . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... ****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light***** Dr. Anomaly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Why would Swedish chainsaws have that warning and not genuine American Made-in-China chainsaws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Because...uh...y'know, I think I'd rather not "go there", after all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Why would Swedish chainsaws have that warning and not genuine American Made-in-China chainsaws? Swedish men are just that much more manly than Americans. Olaf: "Sebastian, watch me stop this chainsaw with my YEARGHGHGEYA!!!!!" Seb: "Hmmm. Now you don't see that every day." Olaf: "Whimper." AliceTheOwl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Now that was funny. You made me laugh out loud. I could totally see that in a sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Why would Swedish chainsaws have that warning and not genuine American Made-in-China chainsaws? . . . Actually, that tag was only present on the chainsaws manufactured for the US . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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