Cancer Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad topics for a motivational speaker at your place of employment. (N.B.: I work at a Jesuit university) Career advancement through child molestation NT: College courses you never saw offered, but would have signed up for in a heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad topics for a motivational speaker at your place of employment. "It's been at least three years since we had our board investigated for stock fraud! How about taking a pay cut in thanks?" NT: Signs you should probably find a new job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: College courses you never saw offered' date=' but would have signed up for in a heartbeat.[/quote'] The art of Female Striptease: NB the course will feature strippers from clubs across the country. NT: Signs you should probably find a new job. Your boss lears at you and suggests you should stay late to help them with the figures 'Not that your figure needs any work' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your boss lears at you and suggests you should stay late to help them with the figures 'Not that your figure needs any work' "Now, gods, stand up for bastards!" "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!" "Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout Till you have drenched our steeples, drowned the cocks! You sulphurous and thought-executing fires, Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts, Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, Strike flat the thick rotundity o' the world! Crack nature's molds, all germens spill at once That make ingrateful man!" or did you perhaps mean leers at you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: College courses you never saw offered' date=' but would have signed up for in a heartbeat.[/quote'] PHY 204: Beer Before Liquor, or Vice Versa: A Hands-On Approach to Alcohol Consumption NT: Signs you should probably find a new job. Your boss asks you to cash your paycheck and use some of that money to cover the past-due light bill (actually happened to me, more than once). Or your boss asks you to stop cashing out your paycheck through the register, as the checks don't always clear (actually happened also). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: College courses you never saw offered' date=' but would have signed up for in a heartbeat.[/quote'] Nap Taking 101 NT: Signs you should probably find a new job. You work for Donald Trump NT: Unlikely topics for Sunday's Church Service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely topics for Sunday's Church Service "The Origins of the Jesus Mythos in Mystery Cults of Ancient Israel." Not that any preacher would ever admit it,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely topics for Sunday's Church Service "Seven Sins ... Less Deadly, More Fun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unlikely topics for Sunday's Church Service "Actually, god doesn't love you." NT: Books not to look for in the public library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Books not to look for in the public library. The Complete Idiot's Guide to The King in Yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Books not to look for in the public library. The Story of Aerosmith. No reason, other than the fact that Aerosmith really sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Books not to look for in the public library. "I'm Okay, You're A Jack@ss" New Topic: Signs that someone changed your office computer system while you weren't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm Okay, You're A Jack@ss" New Topic: Signs that someone changed your office computer system while you weren't there. It works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that someone changed your office computer system while you weren't there. All your saved documents are now in Portuguese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "New Topic: Signs that someone changed your office computer system while you weren't there. "Cool, I have a computer in my office now ... and for that matter, I have an office, neat!" NT: Magazines you'd never see at a newsstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Magazines you'd never see at a newsstand. Newstand Magazine Thief Monthly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How to build your own Atomic Bomb. Available in 200 parts. Issue 1 contains a piece of plutonium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat po)n cause it always gets nicked NT: what would you do with time travel, but you can only use it unselfishly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst Bazza ! New Topic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: what would you do with time travel' date=' [b']but[/b] you can only use it unselfishly. Buy the first stock openings from IBM and AT&T ... as a gift for my future wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: what would you do with time travel' date=' [b']but[/b] you can only use it unselfishly. I go to Hitler's bunker, and I move that briefcase von Stauffenberg put down to the other side of that oak table leg . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: what would you do with time travel' date=' [b']but[/b] you can only use it unselfishly. "Gee, Mr. Lennon, why don't you just stay in bed all day today?" NT: What would you do with time travel to pull the greatest prank in history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat During the May Day parade have the soldiers march in a formation which spells out 'I Love Hitler' to the watching Joseph Stalin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireTiger Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would you do with time travel to pull the greatest prank in history. Visit 1938 with some 1:1 scale tripod machine mock-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would you do with time travel to pull the greatest prank in history. [announcer voice] "Lee Harvey Oswald doesn't know it, but we replaced the gunpowder in his rifle bullets with Folger's Crystals. Let's see what he thinks..." NT: Best JFK Conspiracy Theory ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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