MilkmanDan Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Hit song from "John McCain - The Musical." "Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iran . . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Hit song from "John McCain - The Musical." "Boxers or Briefs? Depends." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Hit song from "John McCain - The Musical." "Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred weeks old" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hit songs from "George W. Bush- the Musical" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hit songs from "George W. Bush- the Musical" "So long Mom, I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hit songs from "George W. Bush- the Musical" "Let's see . . . 'I'm the C-in-C, I got my war on, Too bad I'm a complete and utter . . . hmmm, what rhymes . . . "person who collects large stacks of boron?" No, that's not it . . . "Not Al Gore-on?" No, not right . . . if only I could come up with an appropriate rhyme for "war on" to describe George W. Bush . . .'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'When I Rule the World' NT: Songs from Champions The Musical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs from Champions The Musical "When I Rule the World" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs from Champions The Musical "Do you like the way I swing? Do you like the way I walk? For the fifteen thousandth time, it's not a chicken, it's a hawk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Probably Sapphire's department. NT: You have just been chosen to ride the next Space Shuttle and you will be up there for 6 months. You may take one thing (not person) with you. It is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have just been chosen to ride the next Space Shuttle and you will be up there for 6 months. You may take one thing (not person) with you. It is: Gold Bond Foot Powder No reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have just been chosen to ride the next Space Shuttle and you will be up there for 6 months. You may take one thing (not person) with you. It is: Death Tribble. And lots of grain. Because once he reproduces and starts filling the shuttle, they'll have to bring me home a @#$!! of a lot quicker than six months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have just been chosen to ride the next Space Shuttle and you will be up there for 6 months. You may take one thing (not person) with you. It is: Sanity. Though where I am going to find any, I can't even guess. NT: Your best reason not to be sent up in the Space Shuttle for 6 months. Difficulty: do not mention that the Space Shuttle can't stay in space more than a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your best reason not to be sent up in the Space Shuttle for 6 months. Difficulty: do not mention that the Space Shuttle can't stay in space more than a few weeks. Your TiVo will not record the Mole for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your best reason not to be sent up in the Space Shuttle for 6 months. Difficulty: do not mention that the Space Shuttle can't stay in space more than a few weeks. "I've always had a hard time waking up when it's dark outside." "But you're on a space station. It's always dark outside." [forlornly] "I know....I know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm afraid of heights NT: New answers to the question Conan was asked, 'What is best in life ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New answers to the question Conan was asked' date=' 'What is best in life ?'[/quote'] Cookie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New answers to the question Conan was asked' date=' 'What is best in life ?'[/quote'] "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women. Also, comfy socks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New answers to the question Conan was asked' date=' 'What is best in life ?'[/quote'] To crush your cookies, see them blended into a shake before you, and to hear the gratefulness of the women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst, Meester Log-Man, new theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat D'oh! NT: The unlikely pairing for Hollywood's new police action buddy movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The unlikely pairing for Hollywood's new police action buddy movie. Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton star in Bimbos With Guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton star in Bimbos With Guns "She's packing a pair of 45s!" "Yeah, and she has some guns, too!" D'oh! NT: The unlikely pairing for Hollywood's new police action buddy movie. Teh Bunneh and Death Tribble in "Loose Cannon Cops on the Edge" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe star as Gay atheist maverick cops NT: What Bill will do now that he won't get to be President again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Bill will do now that he won't get to be President again Ask Barack for his interns' phone numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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