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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

New Topic: Things you had no idea you could bet on.

 

"Hey, Vinnie, what are the odds on my wife forgiving me after forgetting her birthday?"

 

NT: What if pigs really could fly.

 

We'd really have to ramp up the power of our car windshield wipers! (Bird poop is bad enough...)

 

NT: Signs that your neighbor really doesn't like you.

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NT: Signs that your neighbor really doesn't like you.

 

He puts up a sign that reads, "We don't sell drugs here, but if you want B***S***, try Apartment D. They'll see you all you want!"

 

(This actually happened to me. The neighbor thought we'd reported him to the police for selling drugs. We hadn't; the police had actually obtained his name and address while investigating something completely different. But he was convinced we'd narked on him, and proceeded to make our lives a living hell for the next few weeks. We ended up moving. And we later found out that yes, he had indeed been selling drugs.)

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NT: If Uwe Boll were President of the USA

 

People would start wondering about that whole 'natural-born citizen' clause in the Constitution...at least those who were paying attention.

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