Kid Jurassic Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-too-bright betting strategies. I'll Take the Orioles vs the Nationals in the World series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-too-bright betting strategies. "I always bet on the Miami Dolphins to win." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-too-bright betting strategies. "I'll take BYU vs. Fresno State in the BC$ National Championship Game!" New Topic: Things you had no idea you could bet on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'll take Cristopher Lee on Sept 27th 2010. Death Pools. *ducks thrown bottles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yikes... NT: What if pigs really could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you had no idea you could bet on. How many times Miss Piggy karate chps Kermit Yikes... NT: What if pigs really could fly. Then Kermit could join the mile-high club! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What if pigs really could fly. Air Pirates would be in very serious trouble. (Reference -- Miyazaki's classic Porco Rosso) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Things you had no idea you could bet on. "Hey, Vinnie, what are the odds on my wife forgiving me after forgetting her birthday?" NT: What if pigs really could fly. We'd really have to ramp up the power of our car windshield wipers! (Bird poop is bad enough...) NT: Signs that your neighbor really doesn't like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your neighbor really doesn't like you. "Your neighbor does beautiful topiary." "Uh huh." "A horse, an elephant, the Eiffel tower...what is that one?" "It's a giant hand flipping me the bird." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your neighbor really doesn't like you. He puts up a sign that reads, "We don't sell drugs here, but if you want B***S***, try Apartment D. They'll see you all you want!" (This actually happened to me. The neighbor thought we'd reported him to the police for selling drugs. We hadn't; the police had actually obtained his name and address while investigating something completely different. But he was convinced we'd narked on him, and proceeded to make our lives a living hell for the next few weeks. We ended up moving. And we later found out that yes, he had indeed been selling drugs.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He sprays barbecue sauce on your lawn. NT: Subtle signs that an athlete on your team is doping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He has big ears, never speaks, and .....*reads topic again* oh...nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that an athlete on your team is doping. (sing) ... don't bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that an athlete on your team is doping. He gains 15 cm of height in one season. NT: Subtle signs you're dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you're dead. "You know, they always sounded disgusting in the past, but I've got to say it--these brains are delicious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can swim through the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What's with all the screaming?" NT: Subtle signs that you made it to The Other Place instead of You-Know-Where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you made it to The Other Place instead of You-Know-Where. "Wait, where are the pokers, the fire . . . heaven? Really? Wow, so much for the all-seeing eye, eh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "What's with all the screaming?" NT: Subtle signs that you made it to The Other Place instead of You-Know-Where. "Cool, I get to hang out with all the FUN people!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you made it to The Other Place instead of You-Know-Where. Greeter: "Hi Jim, I'd Like you to meet Uwe Boll" Jim: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat psst... Kid Jurassic... new topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Uwe Boll were President of the USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Uwe Boll were President of the USA He couldn't do worse..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Uwe Boll were President of the USA People would start wondering about that whole 'natural-born citizen' clause in the Constitution...at least those who were paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Uwe Boll were President of the USA "When did the national anthem get so many boobs and explosions, anyways?" NT: Video games Uwe Boll should make a movie of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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