MilkmanDan Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If the Marx Brothers had done a superhero movie It would still be much better than Batman and Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If the Marx Brothers had done a superhero movie Commisioner: Oh! Now, Batman, I want a full detailed report of your investigation. Batman: All right, I tell you. Monday we watch-a Harvey Dent's house, but he no come out. He wasn't home. Tuesday we go to the ball game, but he fool us. He no show up. Wednesday he go to the ball game, and we fool him. We no show up. Thursday was a double-header. Nobody show up. Friday it rained all day. There was no ball game, so we stayed home and we listened to it on-a the radio. Commisioner (exasperated): Then you didn't shadow Harvey Dent? Batman: Oh, sure we shadow Harvey dent. We shadow him all day. Commisioner: But what day was that? Batman: Shadowday. Hahaha. That's-a some joke, eh, Boss? Robin: *honk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Marx Brothers' performances practically look superhuman compared to some of what passes for comedy today. NT: Bush's wiretapping bill has passed. What will you do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Marx Brothers' performances practically look superhuman compared to some of what passes for comedy today. NT: Bush's wiretapping bill has passed. What will you do ? Check to see how the Congressional types representing my state voted, and vote for or against them accordingly in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bush's wiretapping bill has passed. What will you do ? 1. Drive all night to Washington D.C. 2. Hide car somewhere near National Mall. 3. Stealthily break into the National Archives. 4. Break glass. 5. Take giant dump on Constitution. Because, frankly, doing it symbolically for the last 8 years just isn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bush's wiretapping bill has passed. What will you do ? Say "Oh, so they've finally admitted to what they've been doing for the last 30+ years? Whoop." Then continue treating my phone as if it's been tapped, like I've done for 30+ years. NT: What method of surveillance worries you more than wiretapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What method of surveillance worries you more than wiretapping. Dr. Jellyfinger at my next physical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ceiling Cat appearing as I start getting intimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What method of surveillance worries you more than wiretapping. That weird guy who sits on the back row during my Sunday School lessons. I think he might be from the NSA. New Topic: Your favorite album (that's what they used to call CDs, for you younger members) of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Your favorite album (that's what they used to call CDs, for you younger members) of all time. Barenaked ladies: Gordon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OK NT: If State Motto's were forced to be Truthful. Maryland: Meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It goes three answers and you post a new topic, Kid Jurrassic. And we still have two answers for favourite album. Jagged Little Pill - Alannis Morrisette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Your favorite album (that's what they used to call CDs' date=' for you younger members) of all time.[/quote'] The soundtrack to The Transformers: The Movie (the original animated one from the 80s) NT: For Kid Jurassic: If state mottos were required to be truthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tennesseans would make up a good chunk of the armed forces and star quite often in bad reality TV shows just because someone asked. Either that, or change it to: "Tennessee: We're shaped like a sign post" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Texas: we'll stick you in prison and execute you. Oh Yes ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Either that, or change it to: "Tennessee: We're shaped like a sign post" You just made me spit coffee on my desk! Too soon to rep you again though To Blatanlty Steal from a comic who's name I cannot remember: Oklahoma Oklahoma: There I said it twice. Someone else do a NT. I feel dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It looks like there will be 3:00 am and 6:00 am screenings of the new Batman. so NT: What excuses will managers have Friday morning from staff who have actually see the new Batman movie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Joker ate my car keys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It looks like there will be 3:00 am and 6:00 am screenings of the new Batman. so NT: What excuses will managers have Friday morning from staff who have actually see the new Batman movie ? "Couldn't afford gas to get to work. Can I get a raise?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Jurassic Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm sorry bill, I was up all night washing the fan-boy odor off. NT: Discarded names for the Yankees New Stadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Discarded names for the Yankees New Stadium The Death Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Discarded names for the Yankees New Stadium Greedy Arrogant ******* Field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Discarded names for the Yankees New Stadium ESPN NT: Surprises in the next X-Files movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ESPN NT: Surprises in the next X-Files movie It's a musical. Though you have to admit, Gillian Anderson does a good job singing "Tribbles Are The Only Thing For Me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gillian Anderson replaced by Louie Anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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