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New Topic: If the Marx Brothers had done a superhero movie

 

Commisioner: Oh! Now, Batman, I want a full detailed report of your investigation.

Batman: All right, I tell you. Monday we watch-a Harvey Dent's house, but he no come out. He wasn't home. Tuesday we go to the ball game, but he fool us. He no show up. Wednesday he go to the ball game, and we fool him. We no show up. Thursday was a double-header. Nobody show up. Friday it rained all day. There was no ball game, so we stayed home and we listened to it on-a the radio.

Commisioner (exasperated): Then you didn't shadow Harvey Dent?

Batman: Oh, sure we shadow Harvey dent. We shadow him all day.

Commisioner: But what day was that?

Batman: Shadowday. Hahaha. That's-a some joke, eh, Boss?

Robin: *honk*

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The Marx Brothers' performances practically look superhuman compared to some of what passes for comedy today. :doi:

 

NT: Bush's wiretapping bill has passed. What will you do ?

 

Check to see how the Congressional types representing my state voted, and vote for or against them accordingly in the future.

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NT: Bush's wiretapping bill has passed. What will you do ?

 

1. Drive all night to Washington D.C.

2. Hide car somewhere near National Mall.

3. Stealthily break into the National Archives.

4. Break glass.

5. Take giant dump on Constitution. Because, frankly, doing it symbolically for the last 8 years just isn't enough.

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NT: Bush's wiretapping bill has passed. What will you do ?

 

Say "Oh, so they've finally admitted to what they've been doing for the last 30+ years? Whoop." Then continue treating my phone as if it's been tapped, like I've done for 30+ years.

 

 

 

NT: What method of surveillance worries you more than wiretapping.

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NT: What method of surveillance worries you more than wiretapping.

 

That weird guy who sits on the back row during my Sunday School lessons. I think he might be from the NSA.

 

New Topic: Your favorite album (that's what they used to call CDs, for you younger members) of all time.

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Either that, or change it to: "Tennessee: We're shaped like a sign post"

 

You just made me spit coffee on my desk! Too soon to rep you again though :(

 

To Blatanlty Steal from a comic who's name I cannot remember:

 

Oklahoma Oklahoma: There I said it twice.

 

Someone else do a NT. I feel dirty.

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It looks like there will be 3:00 am and 6:00 am screenings of the new Batman.

so

 

NT: What excuses will managers have Friday morning from staff who have actually see the new Batman movie ?

 

"Couldn't afford gas to get to work. Can I get a raise?"

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