Cancer Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Britney Spears has developed super powers! What are they? Drain INT, affects self too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Britney Spears has developed super powers! What are they? Every time she opens her mouth she emits a destructive beam. Oddly enough, nobody seems to notice the difference. NT: Subtle signs that you've wasted your fifteen minutes of fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you've wasted your fifteen minutes of fame. You don't get elected as McCain's Vice-President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that you've wasted your fifteen minutes of fame. The public calls for your head on a pike after you take your private jet to appeal to Congress for a multi-billion-dollar bailout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The tabloid ignore you. NT: You are now famous ! It is because...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The tabloid ignore you. NT: You are now famous ! It is because...... It's been a really, really, REALLY slow news month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You are now famous ! It is because...... ...I've obviously been mistaken for someone richer, more handsome, and/or more talented than myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You are now famous ! It is because...... My name got pulled out of the "Instant Fame" hat. Unfortunately, someone else got the "Instant Fortune".... NT: Things you do not want to be famous for (Difficulty: nothing criminal or sexual) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you do not want to be famous for (Difficulty: nothing criminal or sexual) Flatulence. It doesn't matter what kind of flatulence, or how it made you famous. There's nothing good down that road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you do not want to be famous for (Difficulty: nothing criminal or sexual) "Really, in a national poll he was voted lamest guy in the country. Was in all the papers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Being the chosen one as proposed by the Westboro Church NT: Zornwil and Death Tribble are playing leap frog with real giant frogs ! What do you propose that they crush or destroy in their cross country intercontinental carnage ? (Difficulty they are going from Atlantic to Pacific coast in North America so anything or anybody in the US or Canada is fair game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zornwil and Death Tribble are playing leap frog with real giant frogs ! What do you propose that they crush or destroy in their cross country intercontinental carnage ? (Difficulty they are going from Atlantic to Pacific coast in North America so anything or anybody in the US or Canada is fair game) "And by a strange coincidence, the Giant Frog Migration has squashed every career politician in North America, and the frogs are now swimming toward Asia and Europe where they will likely continue their odd rampage. Scientists note that, if this continues across the world, the resulting decrease in hot air may very well reverse the threat of global warming..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zornwil and Death Tribble are playing leap frog with real giant frogs ! What do you propose that they crush or destroy in their cross country intercontinental carnage ? (Difficulty they are going from Atlantic to Pacific coast in North America so anything or anybody in the US or Canada is fair game) "Every producer of tabletop pen-and-paper role-playing-games in North America was crushed and destroyed today by giant amphibians, with the sole exception of Hero Games." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zornwil and Death Tribble are playing leap frog with real giant frogs ! What do you propose that they crush or destroy in their cross country intercontinental carnage ? (Difficulty they are going from Atlantic to Pacific coast in North America so anything or anybody in the US or Canada is fair game) "In another bizarre amphibian tragedy, the executives and directors of Citygroup were crushed to death during their annual stockholders' meeting in New York when a spadefoot toad the size of the Queen Mary landed on the building. This is the fifth major financial firm this year to have its leadership wiped out by an impact of a massive anuran, in addition to the destruction of the offices of several stock exchanges scattered in North America, and the Securities and Exchange Commision in Washington. The Bush Administration is calling for preemptive strikes against the massive amphibians, but several environmental groups are calling it "unintended but foreseeable justice" and suggest that the frogs are merely drawn to the flies attracted by the unprecedented quantities of steer manure put out by the banks in trying to get their bailout with no strings attached." NT: Nice work if you can get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Nice work if you can get it. "Yeah, I was going to be an electrical engineer, but then my guidance counselor said professional lottery winner was perfect for me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Nice work if you can get it. "Laying in bed at night you start thinking, 'What kind of job could I get, what would be my dream job? Manager of a chocolate factory run by big-breasted hookers? Nah, I don't got the schoolin' for that...'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Masseur for the bikini volleyball team. NT: Today is a good day to dye ! Why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Masseur for the bikini volleyball team. NT: Today is a good day to dye ! Why ? Well, some of my shirts are kind of bland...so what the heck, why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Today is a good day to dye ! Why ? Those @#$!!! Drazi keep killing each other every five years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Today is a good day to dye ! Why ? Green is on special today. NT: The worst conceivable color for an office-suitable dress shirt or blouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Green is on special today. NT: The worst conceivable color for an office-suitable dress shirt or blouse. Transparent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Green is on special today. NT: The worst conceivable color for an office-suitable dress shirt or blouse. Prisoner-Jumpsuit Orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The worst conceivable color for an office-suitable dress shirt or blouse. Light pink. Oh mid-80s, how we don't miss you. NT: Ways to improve your performance review at work. Difficulty--must involve one hoofed animal, one waterfowl, and a member of the Brady Bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to improve your performance review at work. Difficulty--must involve one hoofed animal' date=' one waterfowl, and a member of the Brady Bunch.[/quote'] "Look, maybe I stabbed the boss, maybe I didn't. The important thing here is that I'm not a hoofed animal, a waterfowl, or a member of the Brady Bunch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Those @#$!!! Drazi keep killing each other every five years. Most useless alien race ever. You must spread Rep yadda yadda yadda. NT: Ways to improve your performance review at work. Difficulty--must involve one hoofed animal' date=' one waterfowl, and a member of the Brady Bunch.[/quote'] Bribe the boss with braised venison and Peking duck served by Maureen McCormick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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