MilkmanDan Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What a way to go ! "His pelvis was crushed, but he had this huge smile on his face. Kept muttering something about 'snu-snu'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What a way to go ! "Best we can tell, he played Champions for thirty-three straight days. Ultimately, his body just gave out on him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I've seen this before, Dr. Pepper, Doritos, and..well this is different, Scarlett Johanson overdose. Good evening Miss Johanson. No, I'm sure he doesnt' blame you." NT: How you want to be remembered in your obituary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How you want to be remembered in your obituary. As an inspiration to Godzilla movies, with my name above Zornwil's and with great fear and dread that I will arise and strike again ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How you want to be remembered in your obituary. "He dedicated his life to trying to make the world a smarter place. And in some small way, he may have succeeded." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How you want to be remembered in your obituary. "He was a doting father, a good husband, and a friend to many. Also, his penis was HUGE." NT: Ways I should probably not introduce the two kittens we're getting to our two older cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I should probably not introduce the two kittens we're getting to our two older cats. Dip them in barbecue sauce first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I should probably not introduce the two kittens we're getting to our two older cats. Supergluing all of them to the hood of your car and taking it through a drive-thru car wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways I should probably not introduce the two kittens we're getting to our two older cats. First, you superglue catnip to the kittens... NT: How to tell that MMD's older cats aren't so fond of the new kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They call them Nermal..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to tell that MMD's older cats aren't so fond of the new kittens. The older cats somehow learned how to create a little L sign with their paws... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to tell that MMD's older cats aren't so fond of the new kittens. They just sit around and ignore them. No, wait. That doesn't work, because they just sit around and ignore everything. It's what cats do. Never mind. New Topic: The first order from Lord Krosp upon assuming the mantle of Emperor of All Cats: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The first order from Lord Krosp upon assuming the mantle of Emperor of All Cats: Let them eat tuna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The first order from Lord Krosp upon assuming the mantle of Emperor of All Cats: "No more licking ourselves clean! Let's get the humans to do it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Bring me some herring! Now!" NT: Not-Quite-But-Almost-Mad Science Projects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-Quite-But-Almost-Mad Science Projects. "Behold! my latest invention, the Electric Tongue! it's for cleaning cats. "Why are you laughing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-Quite-But-Almost-Mad Science Projects. "I know Barbara... we'll name him George W...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not-Quite-But-Almost-Mad Science Projects. Steampunk laptop! New Topic: Mad science projects that would actually make your job easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Highway crane. Like some giant insect this walks along the highways straddling the road and when somebody does something stupid it picks them up and carries them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Mad science projects that would actually make your job easier. "Here's how we can measure electric field strength and direction, using only three bent paper clips, a D cell battery, and some old cash register tape!" (I'm teaching freshman health science physics this term, including the lab.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Mad science projects that would actually make your job easier. "So, when I press this button, a hand reaches out of the remote user's monitor and slaps them across the face. I call it the 'Seriously, morons, listen to me' tool." NT: It was -31 this morning. How would Foxbat handle the cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Foxbat would plan to move the Bahamas north so he could escape the cold easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It was -31 this morning. How would Foxbat handle the cold? COLD?!?! The Cowled Crusader chortles at cold! BWA-HA-HA-HA! See? The Fabulous Foxbat finds folly in the face of frigidity! The Supreme Supercriminal snickers at... um, Leroy, I'm having a little trouble with my alliteration here, gimme an "S" word for cold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Foxbat Long Johns can withstand any co0ld! HAHAHAHAHA ACHOO! NT: Subtle signs that you're not going to have any fun at the Inauguration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You are a member of Haliburton and have been tipped off that the first ones to be investigated by the Senate are you and your colleagues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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