Tim Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your child's gym teacher is out of his mind. "Whaddaya mean I can't send the kids thru an obstacle course using live ammo?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your child's gym teacher is out of his mind. "As we know from the comics, if you run fast enough you can quantum-mechanically tunnel through a barrier. So our goal in this PE class is to get you guys in good enough shape so that you can run out of the gym without using an open door. So, let's get going on those wind sprints...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your child's gym teacher is out of his mind. "And today, first graders, you will learn to defend yourself if attacked by a man carrying . . . a banana!" NT: Things you would like to use a 16 ton weight for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And today, first graders, you will learn to defend yourself if attacked by a man carrying . . . a banana!" NT: Things you would like to use a 16 ton weight for. Mark Millar's writing hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you would like to use a 16 ton weight for. To test cartoon physics on Dick Cheney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you would like to use a 16 ton weight for. As a barrier between me and my bosses. Use teamwork to shift that ! NT: What happens in the new version of Star Trek ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens in the new version of Star Trek ? Kirk gets laid. Pretty much a given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat As a barrier between me and my bosses. Use teamwork to shift that ! NT: What happens in the new version of Star Trek ? The Enterprise crash-lands on a small island in the middle of nowhere. Someone has to push a button on the warp core every 108 minutes to stop it from exploding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens in the new version of Star Trek ? Fans cry, as it winds up sucking. Hard. NT: Captain James Tiberius Kirk died a pretty lame death back in Generations; think up a cooler and more appropriate death for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Captain James Tiberius Kirk died a pretty lame death back in Generations; think up a cooler and more appropriate death for him. "Hold on a second, sir, and let me explain. Your daughter and I were just..." >BLAMMO!< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Captain James Tiberius Kirk died a pretty lame death back in Generations; think up a cooler and more appropriate death for him. Kirk gets assimilated by the Borg, but his incredible libido overwhelms the group consciousness and every Borg cube across the universe explodes from pent up frustrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kirk gets assimilated by the Borg' date=' but his incredible libido overwhelms the group consciousness and every Borg cube across the universe explodes from pent up frustrations.[/quote'] Why am I envisioning a totally new meaning to "You will be assimilated" after Kirk joins the collective... NT: Captain James Tiberius Kirk died a pretty lame death back in Generations; think up a cooler and more appropriate death for him. "You have been sentenced to death by ... Orion slave girl!" (music begins: Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow...) NT: Star Trek quotes that failed horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Star Trek quotes that failed horribly. "Och, Jimmeh, I'm an engineer, nae a doctor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Star Trek quotes that failed horribly. "Dammit, Spock! Have you no compassion???" "Indeed I do, Doctor, and it seems quite logical at this juncture to suggest you should bite me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Why am I envisioning a totally new meaning to "You will be assimilated" after Kirk joins the collective... "You have been sentenced to death by ... Orion slave girl!" (music begins: Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow...) NT: Star Trek quotes that failed horribly. "Captain....may I have a hug?"-Worf NT: Actors completely wrong for certain Star Trek character parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Actors completely wrong for certain Star Trek character parts Don Adams as Mr. Spock. "Captain, we're surrounded by a thousand Klingon warships. Would you believe it? A thousand Klingon warships." "I find that hard to believe, Mr. Spock." "Would you believe a hundred Klingon warships?" "No." "How about a garbage scow with a radiation leak?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nt: Actors completely wrong for certain star trek character parts Whoopi @#$!@!! Goldberg for any @#$@#$%!!! part you can @#$!!! imagine!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Actors completely wrong for certain Star Trek character parts Don Knotts for any captain whatsoever. NT: What the person chuckling softly in the public library is doing (Difficulty: he's not reading anything) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the person chuckling softly in the public library is doing (Difficulty: he's not reading anything) Watching the teenaged couple in Non-Fiction who thinks nobody can see them making out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the person chuckling softly in the public library is doing (Difficulty: he's not reading anything) Listening to 70s-vintage Robin Williams on his iPod and knowing that nobody else knows what he's doing. (That was the era of such albums as Reality: what a Concept!, when Robin was doing frequently drug-inspired stream-of-consciousness comedy.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the person chuckling softly in the public library is doing (Difficulty: he's not reading anything) He's watching me check out all the Sin City books, knowing how much I'm going to hate the things. NT: Frank Miller has an uncommonly happy day. What kind of a story does he write? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat D'oh! Too slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Frank Miller has an uncommonly happy day. What kind of a story does he write? I'm The Goshdarned Batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Frank Miller has an uncommonly happy day. What kind of a story does he write? One full of fluffy bunny-wunnies and warm pink clouds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Something like Green Eggs and Ham in Gotham. NT: What a way to go ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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