Shadow Hawk Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 NT: Subtle signs your employer is the reincarnation of Ebenezer Scrooge. He offers to let you work a half day on Christmas Eve: Only 12 Hours instead of your usual 16! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 He throws a holiday party, "strongly recommends" attendance . . . and charges admission. I have no ideas for a new topic. Shadow Hawk, you were the response before mine, so feel free to suggest the next topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Since nobody else has stepped forward.... NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus has started his post-Christmas vacation, and is staying in the same hotel you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 You've stopped going to the pool because of fat boy in his Speedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 ...and that red thing poking out from the edge of the suit is NOT Rudolph's nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 NT: Subtle signs that Santa Claus has started his post-Christmas vacation, and is staying in the same hotel you are. The kiddie pool is filled with elves and peppermint schnapps. NEW TOPIC: New Years resolutions for members of the Champions. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 NEW TOPIC: New Years resolutions for members of the Champions. Defender resolves that he will find a way to finally get up the nerve to propose to Witchcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 My second post was supposed to be a continuation of the first, so let me finish that off with...You start seeingHot Chocolate, cookies and Reindeer Chow at the Continental Breakfast Bar. Seeker's resolution is to stop getting knocked out during combat in front of photographers who keep putting the picture on supplement books so that players will have to find another way to tell the good ones from the bad. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 { bump } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Kinetik resolves to cut back on his caffeine. NT: You just won the Powerball jackpot and decide to use a chunk of the money to make a movie. What is it? (the more ridiculous, the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 NT: You just won the Powerball jackpot and decide to use a chunk of the money to make a movie. What is it? (the more ridiculous, the better)Jurassic Park. With real dinosaurs, none of this CGI trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 NT: You just won the Powerball jackpot and decide to use a chunk of the money to make a movie. What is it? (the more ridiculous, the better) Casey and Andy: the Motion Picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 NT: You just won the Powerball jackpot and decide to use a chunk of the money to make a movie. What is it? (the more ridiculous, the better) Bambi Meets Godzilla - A live action version. Most of the budget will go into creating a live-action Godzilla, of course. New Topic: How many Presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb? BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 59 elections, 340 candidates, 44 exploratory committees, 38 focus groups, and 218 debates later, we're still in the dark. In other words, the world may never know. [Note: The above numbers are as precise as any figures spouted by a political candidate. In other words, not at all.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 New Topic: How many Presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb? None. Change is bad. Unless they say otherwise. In any case, it's better to leave that for the private sector. Unless it's a lightbulb in Benghazi and then the woman must be pilloried for hours. And it only needs changing because some government agency has failed and must be disbanded. Shadow Hawk, BoloOfEarth and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 New Topic: How many Presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb? Depends. If you're poor, you can get along just fine in the dark -- and if you can't it's your own fault. If you're rich, they will give you a continuing supply of newer, fancier bulbs that let you light every square inch of your Stately McMansion. NT: What Donald Trump would do for a living if he didn't have his fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Used cars salesman. A bad one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 NT: What Donald Trump would do for a living if he didn't have his fortune. Same thing he does now, minus the big media attention. He'd be the nutcase who stands on street corners yelling at passersby that they're all idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 NT: What Donald Trump would do for a living if he didn't have his fortune. Infomercial huckster for "Hair Club for Men". New Topic: There's an interesting planetary alignment in the morning skies these days. It must be a sign! Of what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 New Topic: There's an interesting planetary alignment in the morning skies these days. It must be a sign! Of what? It's a slow news day, because it's not really that exciting an event. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 New Topic: There's an interesting planetary alignment in the morning skies these days. It must be a sign! Of what? The enormous new casino complex that opened next door to the local Toys 'R Us. They welcome children -- not as players, but as collateral.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 New Topic: There's an interesting planetary alignment in the morning skies these days. It must be a sign! Of what? "It's a sign, all right. A Going Out of Business sign!" New Topic: How your favorite Champions Universe supervillain(s) will respond to the coming US East Coast blizzard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 New Topic: How your favorite Champions Universe supervillain(s) will respond to the coming US East Coast blizzard. Foxbat will hack into networks, and show his musical challenge! "The Snow glows white on the city tonight not a hero, to be seen Gone is my trepedation because it looks like I get away clean!" "The wind is howling and I should stay inside but can't stop scheming, heaven knows I've tried." "I want to win, I want them to see that I'm no villain of mediocrity Steal a mil but they must know Yes they'll know!" "It's my show, it's my show Can't hide my genius anymore It's a show, it's a show That's what I'm stealing for!" "I don't care about the pay let's have some fun! My Master Plan is making the news today!" "Its sad how the cold sends all the folks away To get to their warm houses while they can but I'll never let the weather thwart my Master Plan!" "It's time to show the world exactly what I can do Foxbat has no limits, heck I even flew No right, no wrong, no rules for me... I'll be.... on News 3!!!!" "It's my show, it's my show! I'm the one with the dreams so high! It's my show, it's my show! You heroes will never see me cry!" "Here I scheme, come let's play Forget the storm! Winter scenes are more climatic anyway!" Michael Hopcroft, BoloOfEarth and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 "It's a sign, all right. A Going Out of Business sign!" New Topic: How your favorite Champions Universe supervillain(s) will respond to the coming US East Coast blizzard. Icicle: I'd say 'cool' but I'm not sure I should respond due to copyright issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Foxbat will hack into networks, and show his musical challenge! (great song snippage) IMO, Hermit wins the internets today. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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