Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ________________________________________ and that's when the destruction began (a homage to Old Man's sig) I walked into a Wal-Mart and said "Merry Christmas!" NT: Failed drinks at Starbucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat the venti silt-lovers crapachino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Failed drinks at Starbucks. Chocolatte, vanilla flavored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The California Coast Mudslide. NT: ______________________?!?! Wish I'd thought of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ______________________?!?! Wish I'd thought of that! Pie?!?! Wish I'd thought of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Chocolate ice cream in the blender with ice-cold Coca-Cola? Wish I'd thought of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: ______________________?!?! Wish I'd thought of that! Something to put in that big blank?!?! Wish I'd thought of that! NT: So, what *DO* you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So' date=' what *DO* you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?[/quote'] Feed 'im to the sharks 'till the bones are floatin'! Hang 'im on the mast like a Jolly Roger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So, what *DO* you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? Kick him out. Just make sure he pays first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I don't know about me, but I know a girl who would ****, **** and ***** many a drinken sailor at all hours of the day and night, and then throw him out on his *** after taking every penny he has and giving him a tattoo. And on that note: NT: Signs that what you thought you were doing last night is not what you were actually doing last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that what you thought you were doing last night is not what you were actually doing last night. Showering together the next morning, you notice she has a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that what you thought you were doing last night is not what you were actually doing last night. You find among your clothes seven folders, each containing a different real estate purchase agreement, all for different parcels of undeveloped Florida swampland but each having the same photograph, and all with your signature on them as buyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat This isn't a Duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT: You have just inadvertently insulted the head of a Yakuza Family. What do you do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You have just inadvertently insulted the head of a Yakuza Family. What do you do now? Die horribly. (Duh! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That's OK. I'm a SuperNinja! I eat yakuza goons for breakfast! (Rather that's what I wish I could do....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Blame George Bush. Everyone else does and gets away with it, why not me ? NT: Christmas songs you don't want to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Christmas songs you don't want to hear. Gramma got arrested turning tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Christmas songs you don't want to hear. Three Drunk Men Went Down To The Manger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Christmas songs you don't want to hear. Merry Christmas, B*tch! (Now Where's my Money?) NT: Magic swords nobody wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Magic swords nobody wants. Merry Finegan's Sword of Unquenchable Flatuence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ally-Killer (+3 OCV vs. Friends, 6d6 Mind Control, One Command Only "Attack Your Friends"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ex-Cali-Burr The sword that makes you take cold damage if the temperature falls below 60 F NT: unusual ways of destroying a mystical Artifact/Relic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 16, 2005 Report Share Posted December 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: unusual ways of destroying a mystical Artifact/Relic "Bend over, Frodo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: unusual ways of destroying a mystical Artifact/Relic *BURP* "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: unusual ways of destroying a mystical Artifact/Relic "Hey, where'd our artifact go?" "Benny rules-lawyered into non-existence." "Dammit, Benny!" NT: Unexpected crimes for the JLA to be fighting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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