OddHat Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected crimes for the JLA to be fighting "Bruce, health and human services has sent us some emails and a summons. We need to talk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected crimes for the JLA to be fighting "I don't care what you say, Flash, the crappy writing of our series is NOT criminal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I don't care what the Animal Planet story said, Batman, the JLA is not going to combat a llama NT: Alien encounters of the weird kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alien encounters of the weird kind "Hello, I'm Phil, and this is my wife, Deb. We're from Uranus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alien encounters of the weird kind John Crichton of Farscape: the most probed man of science fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Parsley isn't usually purple. NT: More signs that you posess a superpower you don't know about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Parsley isn't usually purple. NT: More signs that you posess a superpower you don't know about. The invisible black helicopters circling in my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat No really, I can get an XBox 360 in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Parsley isn't usually purple. NT: More signs that you posess a superpower you don't know about. When the room is completely dark, I can't see myself. I must be able to turn invisible, but only in total darkness. And I can read my own mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When the room is completely dark, I can't see myself. I must be able to turn invisible, but only in total darkness. And I can read my own mind. yet you can't come up with a new topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat yet you can't come up with a new topic... I was only the second response when I entered. You snuck in just in front of me. NT: How you know that the proliferation of trivial holidays (like 'Talk Like A Pirate Day') has really gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bill O'Reilly has a show blasting Saturday Night Live's "News Correspondants" for thier unhealthy and angry attacks on "Cheese Day". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Happy Duck Devliery Day! I'm here to delvier your duck! "QUACK!" "What am I supposed to do with a duck anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How you know that the proliferation of trivial holidays (like 'Talk Like A Pirate Day') has really gone too far. Celebrate! A Holiday for Every Day of the Year. has gone from a 150 page standard-sized paperback, to an 8 1/2" x 11" hardback of 500 pages. In each of its 4 volumes. NT: What to do with a delivered duck you don't want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do with a delivered duck you don't want. Since it no longer has a liver, so I can't make patae, make soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What to do with a delivered duck you don't want. Why wouldn't you want a duck? I mean, hey, free duck... Quack, man, I mean, just quack. You know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Naturally, I'd send it to Eugene. NT: Lame new PC Mascots for all the sports teams no longer allowed to use Native American (sounding) Names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lame new PC Mascots for all the sports teams no longer allowed to use Native American (sounding) Names. The University of De Moins Fighting Whooping Craines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Big Brother's Prole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Washington Fighting Whiteys NT: What the hell is that thing over there?!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That? Oh that's my new Verpogkunter. I call him Peety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's a 200-foot-tall Glover's Elk. Perfectly harmess unless you happen to be a barn in which hay is stored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the hell is that thing over there?!!!! It's a viaduct, and if you ask me the reason for a mallard I'll hit you. NT: OK, so why a fence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OK, so why a fence? Good fences make good neighbors, and he's the best in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OK, so why a fence? I have to sell the Hope diamond to someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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