OddHat Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the hell is that thing on the Christmas tree?? That, my boy, is your Uncle Harry. Don't get too close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the hell is that thing on the Christmas tree?? Well, that's a ham, and there's a turkey on the other side. Why settle for popcorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Look I promised him he could be the Christmas fairy. Just don't look up the skirt, ok ? NT: Flash, Flash I love you but we _________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Flash, Flash I love you but we only have twenty four hours to save BIG ON ALL OUR HOLIDAY NEEDS AT SPINEBROCKENS! ALL MENS OUTERWEAR AT 49% OFF! ALL LADIES SHOES AT 37% OFF! KIDS TENNIS CLOGS ALL BUY ONE GET ONE FREE NOW AT SPINEBROCKENS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Flash, Flash I love you but we all agree that you really need acting lessons, a better wardrobe and to lose some weight. Oh, and take it easy on the donuts, OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Flash, Flash I love you but we ... ... We really should get married first. And make sure we have a home, and all our bills paid off before thinking of children. NT: Where there's a will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where there's a will... ...there's a disfunctional family fighting over who gets the stuff. I need a car...no you don't...i've got kids now!...you don't drive a stick...can I have this photo album?...hell no!...mom always hated you, you know...you were adopted, b!tc#!...they never should have let you out of the basement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There's a motive, and a reason to believe that the smoking gun in the dead man's hands might not actually be the weapon he died from.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ... We really should get married first. And make sure we have a home, and all our bills paid off before thinking of children. NT: Where there's a will... ... there's a Bill. NT: A sci-fi series that has existed, and is better than the new Battlestar Galactica series, is: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A sci-fi series that has existed' date=' and is better than the new Battlestar Galactica series, is:[/quote'] If this were meant as a joke: Quark, Ark II, Space Academy If this were meant seriously: Blakes 7, Superdimensional Fortress Macross, Firefly, Martian Successor Nadeisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A sci-fi series that has existed, and is better than the new Battlestar Galactica series, is: Joke: ST:Voyager Real: Babylon 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Joke: Stargate SG1 Real: Dr Who NT: Why the next President of the US will not be a good looking babe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why the next President of the US will not be a good looking babe Hillary Clinton could not stand for some other woman to be president first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why the next President of the US will not be a good looking babe Because math is so hard! zornwil, lemming and Vanguard00 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Joke: Stargate SG1 Real: Dr Who NT: Why the next President of the US will not be a good looking babe Because he will be a 23rd degree Mason. NT: Why the next President of the United States should be a good looking babe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why the next President of the United States should be a good looking babe... "Madam Presdient, when Decatur was talking about "our intercourse with other nations", he didn't mean...." "Hey, if it means we don't go to war -- besides, the Premier obviously needs some cheering up of the sort that only a good ******* can deliver." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because he will be a 23rd degree Mason. NT: Why the next President of the United States should be a good looking babe... Look at the mess al those ugly guys have left the country in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why the next President of the United States should be a good looking babe... Because if you're going to be lied to, jerked around and f***ed over, you might as well enjoy it. NT: "Don't worry Sidekick! I'll get us out of this with my trusty ____________" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because if you're going to be lied to, jerked around and f***ed over, you might as well enjoy it. NT: "Don't worry Sidekick! I'll get us out of this with my trusty ____________" Presidential Pardon ! OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edsel Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because if you're going to be lied to, jerked around and f***ed over, you might as well enjoy it. NT: "Don't worry Sidekick! I'll get us out of this with my trusty ____________" Secret League of Heroes, Pulp Hero, Decoder Ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Lightning Ring!" ZZZZZTTTTTT "Gadgetman, the Lightnign Ring got soaked, remember?" "Darn. Then I'll use -- THE ULTIMATE CLAWS!" SNIKT! "OW! That was my LEG!" "It's still your leg, Sidekick!" "Yeah, take the claw out of it! That hurts!" "Sorry." (pulls it out. "Now for THE FREEZING TOUCH OF KRONOS!" "Hey, it's just a door. I can pick the lock." "All right, but darn it I really wanted to try the ATOMIC FIST OF DOOM!" "Maybe next time, sir." NT: Signs that hitting the unarmed mugger with your 7d6 Piercing HKA might not have been such a good idea after all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Mugger's Father is Mayor of the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His blood is all over your costume, and that's darn hard to get out of the fabric you use! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He was nine, and there are three news vans and a police copter on the scene. NT: Where in the world is Viperia, and what is she doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My house, me. And when she's done I am to die. Thanks Cialis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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