Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sure you want to enter this boxing tournament, Sergeant Kelly?" "It's for a good cause, Lieutenant, and it'll help straighten this kid out...." NT: Signs your new parolee roommmate isn't quite as reformed as you thought he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your new parolee roommmate isn't quite as reformed as you thought he was. When he said he didn't need a ride to work, you didn't realize it was because he was taking yours. Without borrowing the keys. Or bothering to tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You come home to an empty to the bare walls place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You wake up in a brothel in Bangkok. NT: Quick! You need an alibi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Quick! You need an alibi! "No, Officer, I couldn't possibly have robbed the First national Bank! I was too busy knocking over that convenience store.... wait, let me rephrase that...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Quick! You need an alibi! Time to click on http://www.alibi.com!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I suffer from "Disassociative Identity" Disorder. NT: If you poke me, then I will....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I suffer from "Disassociative Identity" Disorder. NT: If you poke me, then I will....... Pop. I'm inflatable, after all. No, I have no idea where that one came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you poke me' date=' then I will.......[/quote'] Cut my way out with my handy pocketknife. {"Poke" is aother word for "bag" or "sack"} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I suffer from "Disassociative Identity" Disorder. NT: If you poke me, then I will....... Giggle like a bread dough chef should. NT: Shadowpup has summoned the Horde of Asian Hotties to destroy the NGD! What do you do? What do you do? SatinKitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Call Rotor Baron for a strafing run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON Clown Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Call upon the HORDE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Shadowpup has summoned the Horde of Asian Hotties to destroy the NGD! What do you do? What do you do? Surrender and join them. NT:I didn't ask for ________________, I said Bud light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I didn't ask for Fosters, I said Bud light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:I didn't ask for dog piss, I said Bud light. (oh wait, never mind, same thing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I didn't ask for Frank Ivancie, I said Bud Light. (Obscure Portlander joke.) NT: Signs the mayor of the major American city you just moved into is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2006 Report Share Posted April 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the mayor of the major American city you just moved into is out of his mind. He appoints a cow to his cabinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He lowers our property taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the mayor of the major American city you just moved into is out of his mind. He ran for the office of mayor of a major American city. NT: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Since a woodchuck would be scab labor, taking jobs from the beaver local #483, He'd probably have to chuck 3 or 4 ranks of wood, at barely minimum wage while also braving the picket lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? The name "woodchuck" comes from a Cree Indian word, wuchak, and to use the vernacular is highly offensive to Native American Marmots. The NAACP will be calling on you soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You mean a woodchuck would chuck wood? NT: Signs that God is trying to kill you, but wants to be subtle about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You mean a woodchuck would chuck wood? NT: Signs that God is trying to kill you, but wants to be subtle about it. Easter Eggsplosives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that God is trying to kill you' date=' but wants to be subtle about it.[/quote'] Your doctor tells you she's gravely concerned about your cholesterol count, and the next day you read in the restaurant reviews about a new place that has opened a block from your house with a review that reads: "I am stone cold serious: this has to be the absolute best steak and prime rib in the entire freakin' spiral arm." Oh, and right next door to that a new donut place opened... and the banner outside says, "The first dozen are free." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You find out that if you meet the person of your dreams and spend time with them then you will have a series of minor heart attacks that will kill you. Then you meet the person of your dreams and they are irresistable. NT: Gordon's Alive ?????!!! How come ? Didn't you ______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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