Tim Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the biggest jerk in the office hasn't yet realized April Fool's Day was Saturday and not Monday. He put a whoopie cushion in everyones chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He unleashes a horde of ravenous penguins on all staff after spraying them all with essence of fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He tapes your buttocks together. NT: Signs that the fool doesn't show up on April 1st Alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the fool doesn't show up on April 1st Alone. People pull April Fool's jokes on themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the fool doesn't show up on April 1st Alone. There's a whole army of the fools, and no item in your cube, no matter how minor, is free of booby-traps, each set by some different grinning imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the fool doesn't show up on April 1st Alone. Federal elections are on Tuesdays. NT: Bad times for the laxative to kick in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad times for the laxative to kick in. "Great Krypton, that meteor is heading straight towards the earth, I've got to...uh oh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad times for the laxative to kick in. Okay, let's marathon fellatio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The line for Superman Returns tickets is three blocks long, you're in the middle of it, and you'll have to go to the back if you step out. NT: Signs your new roommate is really a Land Pirate. (I linked to it so you guys will know what I'm talking about) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON Clown Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They constantly yell "Land Ho!" and then laugh hystericly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yarrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your new roommate is really a Land Pirate. His closet is full of tricorner hats, and red frilly coats. NT: Signs your Luggage is of the Diskworld Variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your Luggage is of the Diskworld Variety. You're in Chicago, your luggage is in St. louis, and you drove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your Luggage is of the Diskworld Variety. Your luggage is more likely to check airport security than the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your Luggage is of the Diskworld Variety. It just ate the guy that was trying to hit you. And all your clothes are neatly folded and smell faintly of lavender. NT: Songs you hope nobody ever sings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New York, New York so good they bombed it twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs you hope nobody ever sings. "Don't worry, be Happy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat If I could turn back Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psst, Bazza new topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oops. topic: University subjects for superheroes that would be embarrassing to take at freshman year. (sexual innuendo/double entendres not allowed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oops. topic: University subjects for superheroes that would be embarrassing to take at freshman year. (sexual innuendo/double entendres not allowed) "Aw man ... I gotta take Health and Wellness?" "Sorry, Blob." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ethics? I'm a frickin' Angel!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Um, Professor Xavier ? Yes, Mr McCoy ? Do I have to take animal husbandry ? NT: You know it's not your lucky life when the nymphos/himbos ignore you and seduce _________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know it's not your lucky life when the nymphos/himbos ignore you and seduce your cuddy plush death tribble. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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