Pariah Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Non-traditional things to do with your own space craft. Screw with the GPS by nudging a few satellites a bit off course. New Topic: Recipe substitutions that are a really bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Recipe substitutions that are a really bad idea. Instead of milk on your corn flakes, try cola. On second thought, don't--Cola on corn flakes is nasty. Really, really nasty. Edited April 24, 2023 by Michael Hopcroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 46 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Recipe substitutions that are a really bad idea. Substituting anything for bacon. Honestly, there's nothing on Earth better than bacon. Story not related to bacon, but related to recipe substitutions. When I was a kid, my older sister decided to make a "healthy cake" by substituting "healthier" options for the ingredients in a normal cake. For instance, she used wheat flour instead of white flour, carob instead of cocoa powder, and Sweet and Low in place of sugar. However, she didn't change the amounts at all, and I think the Sweet and Low was what did the cake in. It was absolutely horrendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 Light rain instead of a major earthquake. I am working on a recipe for disaster. NT: What dos the Easter Bunny do for the rest of the year ? (the more bizarre the better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 Teach postmodern literature at a small liberal arts college in Vermont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: What dos the Easter Bunny do for the rest of the year ? (the more bizarre the better) Smuggles guns into, and drugs out of, back-country districts in South America, shooting up (or more often, buying off) local police and ruthlessly exterminating rival operations. Western authorities have largely overlooked his signature item left behind at each of his murders, but the locals know and quail in fear at the sight of the dreaded chocolate bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 13 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: What dos the Easter Bunny do for the rest of the year ? (the more bizarre the better) Guards the Cave of Caerbannog. "Look at the bones!" NT: So, who is going to announce his/her presidential run next? (The sillier, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 Dave Lister. Platform: "Three million years and Chicken vindaloo!" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2023 Report Share Posted April 27, 2023 On 4/25/2023 at 4:50 PM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: So, who is going to announce his/her presidential run next? (The sillier, the better.) Nyarlathotep. Campaign slogan: "Why choose the lesser of two evils?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 (edited) On 4/25/2023 at 3:50 PM, BoloOfEarth said: NT: So, who is going to announce his/her presidential run next? (The sillier, the better.) I'm Charles Windsor, and I am running for President. What do you mean I'm King Charles III? I have an eyepatch, an evil scar down my cheek, and a greasepaint moustache! The King has none of these things! NT: How Foxbat plans to make his trademark big, splashy entrance at the Coronation. Edited April 29, 2023 by Michael Hopcroft The typoes, they burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How Foxbat plans to make his trademark big, splashy entrance at the Coronation. The Centipede-mobile has been retrofitted with wall-crawling capability and a novelty horn that plays "God Save the King". There are probably lavender-scented bubbles involved as well. Edited April 29, 2023 by Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Pariah said: The Centipede-mobile has been retrofitted with wall-crawling capability and a novelty horn that plays "God Save the King". There are probably lavender-scented bubbles involved as well. Something like this? ... lavender-scented and glitter-impregnated bubbles!! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 He originally intended to show up in Space Battleship Yamato wwith a bevy of female superheroes doign his bidding, but he lit out for Messier 87 instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 On 4/28/2023 at 9:20 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: How Foxbat plans to make his trademark big, splashy entrance at the Coronation. He kidnapped Fergie and attended (in drag) in her place. New Topic: Surprising things that the first humans on Mars will find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 That it is a human face in the landscape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 The quarry from which the original Mars bars were mined. (No clue on how they were shipped to Earth, though.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 The catapults that were used to transfer the original Mars bars to Earth. NT: The Dullness of Space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, L. Marcus said: NT: The Dullness of Space. Minute 61 of a 75-minute class meeting (starting at 8AM) about the interstellar medium delivered by an uninspired, monotone lecturer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 Launching 10,000 probes in random directions and waiting for one of them to hit something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Making the next poll: Wonders of nothing NT: Pets from another planet - what they are and who they belong to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Anyone suggesting me will suffer for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 William Shatner's toupee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Sh! No mentioning Tribble! Kirk's tribble. Damn. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 On 5/28/2023 at 7:19 AM, Asperion said: NT: Pets from another planet - what they are and who they belong to I am Groot's maidenhair fern. NT: Items on the menu at a seafood restaurant that seem perhaps a little too ambitious for most diners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2023 Report Share Posted May 30, 2023 Shark. You have to catch it yourself. With your bare hands. And eat it raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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