Cancer Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you might be an immortal entity even though you're only eighteen years old (real time). Your imaginary friends become real, and your real enemies become imaginary. NT: Places you hope not to wake up in on New Year's Morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places you hope not to wake up in on New Year's Morning. The torture pits of Ivan the Buggerer, Emperor of One Thousand Unpleasant Worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Places you hope not to wake up in on New Year's Morning. Work. I have to work that night and I'd get fired if I fell asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Six inches out from the roof of a very tall building. "How did I get h---AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" NT: Signs the guy who wants to buy your antique castle has an unsavory use for it in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the guy who wants to buy your antique castle has an unsavory use for it in mind. He's followed around by some creepy looking guy with really bad posture and carries a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's encased in metal and wears a cape, and keeps asking if the "peasants" (workers) come with the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His name? Larry Flint! NT: Signs you may have picked the wrong bank to rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you may have picked the wrong bank to rob. Peole keep asking you if you want to make a donation, the waiting room is full of porn, and the safe is refrigerated and contains vials of milky fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The torture pits of Ivan the Buggerer' date=' Emperor of One Thousand Unpleasant Worlds.[/quote'] Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His name? Larry Flint! NT: Signs you may have picked the wrong bank to rob. The place is full of old empty bottles and old newspapers (We call them recycling banks over here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat At the mention of the word "withdrawl", the entire staff whips out stakes, garlic and crosses. NT: Signs your high school science teacher is really a retired time traveler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your high school science teacher is really a retired time traveler. Apalling dress sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Keeps teaching us about the "pizza famine of 2008" then saying "Oops." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps getting odd phone messages from such people as Dal Lek and Cy Berman. NT: Who needs make up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who needs make up ? That chick in the cubicle next to me. GAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who needs make up ? *charges onto the set* MAAAAKE UP! *FWAPS Death Tribble with a powder-puff the size of a manhole cover, releasing a 20' radius cloud of talcum powder* *runs off* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who needs make up ? "Kimura-sensei, what are these boxes doing in our desks, and why did only the girls get one?" NT: The creepiest thing a female high school teacher could concievably say in class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The creepiest thing a female high school teacher could concievably say in class. "Be prepared to make your oral presentations to the entire class." "But isn't this sex ed? ... OH." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The creepiest thing a female high school teacher could concievably say in class. "I keep the scrotums of students who've really pissed me off in a couple of trophy cases at home. They don't fit in just one any more." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The creepiest thing a female high school teacher could concievably say in class. Bend over boys, for today's lesson mama's giving you all a group colonoscopy. NT: Hatred forever! I curse you! May ---------------! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hatred forever! I curse you! May ---------------! May you be trapped in an arranged marriage with Dot Warner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bend over boys, for today's lesson mama's giving you all a group colonoscopy. NT: Hatred forever! I curse you! May ---------------! ---Third was my birthday, and you FORGOT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bend over boys, for today's lesson mama's giving you all a group colonoscopy. NT: Hatred forever! I curse you! May ---------------! ...Parker! Revenge shall be mine, so says Doom!" NT: Radioactive animals NOT to be bitten by: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Radioactive animals NOT to be bitten by: "Three-Toed-Sloth Man! Three-Toed-Sloth Man! Does whatever a Three-Toed-Sloth can!" Which, aside from hang on tree limbs without falling off, isn't a whole heck of a lot.... How can the same animal be an argument against both Evolution and Intelligent Design? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Radioactive animals NOT to be bitten by: The species of tapeworm that infests hyenas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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