SatinKitty Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It makes pizza possible ! NT: The most practical use for duct tape: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most practical use for duct tape: Not postable on a family board, and requires felt padding and silk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To keep your ducks in a row for certain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It makes pizza possible ! NT: The most practical use for duct tape: To cover the mouths of politicians and televangelists. NT: Emblems and insignias that superheroes shouldn't have on their chests, belts, and/or shields. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To cover the mouths of politicians and televangelists. NT: Emblems and insignias that superheroes shouldn't have on their chests, belts, and/or shields. Behold, It's Almighty Dollar Man! with a $ on his chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To cover the mouths of politicians and televangelists. NT: Emblems and insignias that superheroes shouldn't have on their chests, belts, and/or shields. The Flaming Scrotum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Emblems and insignias that superheroes shouldn't have on their chests, belts, and/or shields. Captain Swastika! Dildanos the Vibrator! No Smoking Man! NT: You think you're better than everyone, just because _____________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Captain Swastika! Dildanos the Vibrator! No Smoking Man! NT: You think you're better than everyone, just because _____________! You're me! (I said as I gazed lovingly at my reflection in the mirror) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You think you're better than everyone' date=' just because _____________![/quote'] the Creator Deity gave you ahlf your genes and you're omnipotent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You think you're better than everyone, just because _____________! You can touch your nose with your tongue. NT: Things you can say about your food you cannot say about a politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can touch your nose with your tongue. NT: Things you can say about your food you cannot say about a politician. It's healthy, satisfying, and well worth the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your food you cannot say about a politician. "I burned it pretty badly, so I just put it in the garbage disposal and *BRRRNNNNGGGHHThpthphphphphphphp* that was that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'All I want for a silver piece!" NT: Signs your Significant Other is the false human form of a Thing Man Was Not Meant To Know and, since they obviously were not meant to, doesn't know it themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Honey, why can no one see, hear or perceive you except me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sweetie, the weird neightbors from the woods are here and they want to talk to you? Something about needing a sacrifice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You forgot your own birthday? It's like you don't even know yourself! NT: Signs that you are not the hard core gangsta you think you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you are not the hard core gangsta you think you are. Calling women "*****es" gets you slapped by strangers and results in the loss of your mid-level management job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you are not the hard core gangsta you think you are. You pimped out your Ford Pinto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They were out of Raiders jerseys, so you had to settle for a Hello Kitty T-shirt. NT: Signs that Sanrio (creator fo Hello Kitty) has assumed total power over the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hello Kitty for president in 08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Sanrio (creator fo Hello Kitty) has assumed total power over the Earth. There's no pix of KalashnaKitty anywhere on the web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Sanrio (creator fo Hello Kitty) has assumed total power over the Earth. Just look around, man. It's too late. GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!!!! NT: Signs that your pet has ingested a significant amount of caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your pet has ingested a significant amount of caffeine. He chases his tail. For four HOURS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 15, 2006 Report Share Posted January 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat With my Cassandra, the sign was obvious: She woke me by 5:00 am every morning ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your pet has ingested a significant amount of caffeine. The mice know when he's coming because they can HEAR him vibrating. NT: What your spandex-clad hero(ine) using in place of pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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