"V" Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So call in now, and remember this limited edition "Charmed" roleplaying game is signed by the entire cast and a snip at only $49.99. I'm Jack Chick, and I look forward to speaking to you again soon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pssst. V, new topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Eh? Speak up? Oh new topic, sorry. Um. NT: RPG rulebook chapter titles that make you realise you should have read the review before buying the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: RPG rulebook chapter titles that make you realise you should have read the review before buying the game. "Random Character Creation: The Other 417 Tables" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: RPG rulebook chapter titles that make you realise you should have read the review before buying the game. Bodily Function Checks Part 1: The Upper Intestine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wellcome Too Highbread.... NT: Spells your archwizard probably doesn't cast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Quick, Naga, cast Mass ****-**!" "For that, Lina, all I need to do is walk! HAHAHAHA!" BOING BOING! "Just cast the spell!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Spells your archwizard probably doesn't cast. "Quickly Archwizard, summon the Comfy Chair!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Spells your archwizard probably doesn't cast. Bigby's Stinking Cloud; material component: 5 cans of Baked Beans and a spoon. NT: Ways to bluff your SO when you have forgotten your Anniversary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to bluff your SO when you have forgotten your Anniversary. "Of course I remembered! I have a wonderful evening planned for us! Go get dressed up. No, I'm not telling you where we're going, it's a surprise." Waits for SO to leave room. Runs to GOOGLE to get restaurant reviews, phone numbers. Starts trying to make reservations. Prays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bigby's Stinking Cloud; material component: 5 cans of Baked Beans and a spoon. Silly Tim...Bigby does hand spells! (Failing my EGO roll) NT: Ways to bluff your SO when you have forgotten your Anniversary. "Wait till you see what I have planned for us tonight. I think first--" **breep breep** "Let me just get this call, sugarbumps...Yes commisioner? The Calendar Man, you say? I'll be right there...well, isn't that an odd coincidence. Sorry, dinner will have to wait. I need to save the city!!" **Jump out window** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Of course I didn't forget our anniversary, but it's a Wednesday, I got us reservations at the coast for the weekend. *runs up stairs and grabs the "Emergeny Diamond Earrings" and hastily scribbles note on way back down stairs* NT: Your idea of the greatest gift a SO could give you on your anniversary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your idea of the greatest gift a SO could give you on your anniversary. A 20 something hot brunette in a bow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A live reading of an X-File by the cast in my home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All of her bridesmaids (except my sister) in a kiddie pool of Wet Platinum. NT:Ethnic slurs Jon Carter of Mars had to endure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Ethnic slurs Jon Carter of Mars had to endure: "Hey, two-arms! Betcha can't scratch your nuts, pick your nose, and eat a baloney sandwich and flip me off all at the same time! Ha ha ha!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All of her bridesmaids (except my sister) in a kiddie pool of Wet Platinum. NT:Ethnic slurs Jon Carter of Mars had to endure: "Hello, mono-dick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hahahahah All the girls like to hang out with "John"! How does it feel to be surrounded by women "John"?? Hey wait.... NT: Signs that your next mugging victime might be more than he/she seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Signs that your next mugging victime might be more than he/she seems. The Batarang pinning my thumbs to my taint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your next mugging victim might be more than he/she seems. He makes fun of Jon Carter for having only two arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat All of her bridesmaids (except my sister) in a kiddie pool of Wet Platinum. Since platinum melts at 1769º C, I'm not sure this is a good idea. What worries me is what kind of kids use a kiddie pool that can handle molten metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You try to smack him to get his attention and not only does he not notice but you break your hand in the process. NT: You're an actor. You thought you were getting a great role in one of the hot new movies. This is the first sign you might have been wrong.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Yeah, yeah, he's a great director. Yeah, he's a really great one. Ummm, you mean the director's NAME? Oh, I see...well he's being accredited as Allan Smythe...don't worry, baby, he's just humble, humble, yeah, that's all, don't worry, it'll be great!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Police Academy XXII?" Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're an actor. You thought you were getting a great role in one of the hot new movies. This is the first sign you might have been wrong.... "yes, I understand that Mr. Jackson decided to go on vacation before finishing the casting on "The Lord of the Rings" But for 3 years? NT: Signs you should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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