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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: You know you're a character in a bad "Buffy" show when....

 

"Hi, I'm an angst ridden supernatural monster with powers that vary wildly from scene to scene, and these are my sidekicks. All of them are emotionally shattered, yet prone to cheerful quips. Oh, and some of them have intermittent powers as well. Pleased to meet you; let's have sex."

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NT: After suffering from violent stomache flu and lung gnomes' date=' what other indignities will Hooligan X suffer this week?[/quote']

 

"Mr. X, there's certain things about your appearance that aren't appropriate for this work environment. Please report to HR and get fake skin grafts stapled over all those tattoos."

 

NT: New excuses for students to miss their physics lab session.

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"Mr. X, there's certain things about your appearance that aren't appropriate for this work environment. Please report to HR and get fake skin grafts stapled over all those tattoos."

 

NT: New excuses for students to miss their physics lab session.

 

"Well, I didn't really get that last part on gravitational physics, and since reality is subjective anyway (at least, that's what my philosophy prof tells me), I accidentally made myself too heavy to get out of bed."

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NT: What should the Death Tribble moonlight as' date=' when he's not working his new job in the Marriott New Bed Program ?[/quote']

A self- (and user-) heating pillow.

 

Hey, he's got flames coming out of his eyes, what do you expect me to say?

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