OddHat Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Google search you hope you never find out about. Dunno, I've never found out about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Google search you hope you never find out about.Whoa... tough one. I'm with Oddhat. I don't know, because Oddhat never found out about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everything you ever wanted to know about ****-****ing but were afraid to ask. NT: Signs that the Government wants to know too much about what everyone is doing on the Net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The news? hooligan x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Government wants to know too much about what everyone is doing on the Net.All Google searches have to be submitted in triplicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You have your private FBI (or insert other country representaive government police unit) monitor turn up on screen whatever you are doing NT: I drink therefore I ________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I drink therefore I ________________________________ "I drink therefore I....I....I love you, man!" [hic] death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You have your private FBI (or insert other country representaive government police unit) monitor turn up on screen whatever you are doing NT: I drink therefore I ________________________________ Believe that eggs with peanut butter and vindaloo paste sounds like a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I drink therefore I ________________________________Urinate. NT: What is the cause of the chill/shiver you get after releaving yourself? Especially when standing, if I recall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is the cause of the chill/shiver you get after releaving yourself? Especially when standing' date=' if I recall...[/quote'] The feeling of horror you have contemplating what might have happened had you actually sat on the stainless steel seat in the other stall in this unheated public restroom when the temperature hasn't been over -5 Celsius in several days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Urinate. NT: What is the cause of the chill/shiver you get after releaving yourself? Especially when standing, if I recall... 'Cause I almost got little me caught in my zipper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey! Come back here with my pants! You thief! NT: Signs that you just lost the election and nobody bothered to tell you yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you just lost the election and nobody bothered to tell you yet. Your campaign manager says "Why haven't you filed suit to have the results overturned yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you just lost the election and nobody bothered to tell you yet. Your campaign helpers aren't even bothering to hide the fact that they're taking home office supplies anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your opponent congratulates you on the fact that you are taking the defeat so well. (time to channel Elvis) NT: Because you're all I have, my ____________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Because you're all I have, my ____________________________ Because you're all I have, my collection of singing potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because you're all I have, my Fried Egg and Peanut Butter Sandwich of Love! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because you'e all I have, my delusional belief that there are only 144,000 real human beings on Earth at any given time and everyone else is a disguised demon. NT: Sign that your worst delusion is actually true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oh Crap, I am Lord of the fat faries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sign that your worst delusion is actually true. I just found a gift tag on my heinie that says To: women From: God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sign that your worst delusion is actually true. What is this new dress code at work? Orange Jumpsuits and chains? NT: Didn't you forget something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat What is this new dress code at work? Orange Jumpsuits and chains? NT: Didn't you forget something? Ah! My Kidney! I left it in the Fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My wedding vows! Boy, am I gonna catch heck from the ol' lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Didn't you forget something? Oh right. I was supposzed to detonate the core of the planet before I left. Sorry. Now where did I put the charge? NT: Signs the Pope has lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Pope has lost his mind. "I'm da rappin Pope, and I'm heah to say..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.