Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To give all sides their due, we will begin celebrating the birth of Satan's son, Brian, on June 6th. Thank you. Edit: thanks Basil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Pope has lost his mind. He starts wearing black leather and chains NT: Signs Steve Long has lost his mind. {PS: Enforcer84: "...their dude..." or "...their due..."?} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs Steve Long has lost his mind. Next Hero System Ultimate Book: Ultimate Toilet. Create toilets for every genre and setting, from neolithic pits to high tech futuristic AI piloted cleanse-o-droids! More than 200 toilet related powers, and over 34 pages of toilet adventure seeds! The Ultimate Toilet: Sweet Smell of Success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The 534 page CLOWN retrospective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 6e comes out and it's 106 pages - and large type. It reads on the front, "PLAY ONE WAY - MY WAY!" NT: Things you realize you shouldn't have said a moment after you say them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That's what a boner is? I've had those! (btw I did say this. On the bus to school when I was 9. I will never ever forget it. ; but I can laugh about it now.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you realize you shouldn't have said a moment after you say them *talking about puns and the timing to get them said.* me: "I haven't had any good openings lately." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well as we are in confessional mode. I got taking around TSR in the erarly 90s and saw Dragon Mountain and said 'I really like it, what do you think ?' to Chris McColl. The guy who wrote it........ NT: Signs that Brad Pitt has lost his mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Brad Pitt has lost his mind He claims Pittsburg was named for him. zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Brad Pitt has lost his mind Every time a member of the press mentions Angelina's pregnancy, he cackles and rubs his hands together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hello, UPS? It's about that Oscar for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. When is it going to get here? Huh? Philip Seymour WHO?" NT: Signs that the Apocalypse is not going the way Pat Robertson expected it to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hello Pat? I am Bruce, Archangel of Karmic Payback. Bend OVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Apocalypse is not going the way Pat Robertson expected it to. 144,000 people disappear* and he isn't one of them. * IIRC that is the number biblical scolars said is mentioned in the Bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Just to annoy him, God and the Devil turn up and take turns in pulling his arguments to pieces. NT: Carry on my _____________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Just to annoy him, God and the Devil turn up and take turns in pulling his arguments to pieces. NT: Carry on my _____________________________________ Carry on my luggage to the plane, skycap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Carry on my haywired nun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Carry on my campy campers of camp. Carry On Camping. NT: Signs that you've given your address out to bad company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've given your address out to bad company. They threaten your family if you don't keep buying from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've given your address out to bad company. Michael Jackson shows up, bags in hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You see charges for Viagra on your Credit Card - and you're 22. NT: If Roleplaying games, X-Boxes and all other such consoles, their games, Video Games of any kind, Comic Books and ANY computers of ANY kind did not exist, what would YOU be doing Right this minute..... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Roleplaying games' date=' X-Boxes and all other such consoles, their games, Video Games of any kind, Comic Books and ANY computers of ANY kind did not exist, what would YOU be doing Right this minute..... ?[/quote'] Slaving over a hot slide rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Roleplaying games' date=' X-Boxes and all other such consoles, their games, Video Games of any kind, Comic Books and ANY computers of ANY kind did not exist, what would YOU be doing Right this minute..... ?[/quote'] Staring at a blank spot on my desk, going "WTF?!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If Roleplaying games, X-Boxes and all other such consoles, their games, Video Games of any kind, Comic Books and ANY computers of ANY kind did not exist, what would YOU be doing Right this minute..... ? Sitting around being bored out my mind. NT: Unlikely celebrity endorsements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sitting around being bored out my mind. NT: Unlikely celebrity endorsements "Hi, I'm Pat Robertson, and I'm here to talk to you about Hairy Bears Magazine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ataru Moroboshi here. Want to keep me at bay? Try Atsukita brand Chastity Belts! Now with flamethrower attachments!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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