CrosshairCollie Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What your spandex-clad hero(ine) using in place of pockets. The magic cleavage window. Perfect for autograph hounds ... "Here, let me get my pen ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What your spandex-clad hero(ine) using in place of pockets. "That's why they call me Captain Can Pull Anything Out Of His ***!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here are your hot dogs an d your change, Flash." "Thanks, Green Lantern." (Five seconds later) "OK, the hot dogs were tasty. Now, where am I going to put these coins." "You could use your codpiece." "Sorry, no room. Maybe if we sent Wonder Woman for pop...." "It's not nice to bluff your teammmates, Flash." "Who's bluffing?" NT: Signs you have made a poor choice when you selected your super costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you have made a poor choice when you selected your super costume. Captain Ultra looks at you and says "DAAAAAMN that's ugly!" Daredevil looks at you and says "DAAAAAMN that's ugly!" Batman looks at you and stops scowling for a nanosecond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you have made a poor choice when you selected your super costume. Your "Dark Avenger of the Night" costume is hot pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you have made a poor choice when you selected your super costume. "Pants! Aways remember: Pants." Edit: NT:"Ha! You shall never defeat me, for my only weakness is _____________________!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Topic, Oddhat. By the way, we are approaching the 3,000 Post anniversary for this thread. Anyond have an idea for something special to commemorate the occasion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Pants! Aways remember: Pants." Brainiac: ALL I WANT IS A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS! Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy wants pants too. psst Oddhat, New topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Pants! Aways remember: Pants." Edit: NT:"Ha! You shall never defeat me, for my only weakness is _____________________!" Ha! You shall never defeat me, for my only weakness is telling people I have no weakness! Wait, I just told you I have no weakness ... *urk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:"Ha! You shall never defeat me' date=' for my only weakness is _____________________!"[/quote'] "... words that rhyme with orange!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:"Ha! You shall never defeat me' date=' for my only weakness is _____________________!"[/quote'] "That I will never shut up and just kill my adversaries! Instead I am going to spend the next forty-five minutes rubbing your faces in the enormity of your defeat while you painstakingly wiggle out of the fiendish trap I have placed you in. Wait, did I just say that?" NT: Ways you would influence the outcome of a foreign election were you an American entertainer who could not actually go to the country in question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you would influence the outcome of a foreign election were you an American entertainer who could not actually go to the country in question. Send a promisory note for $1000 to anyone who votes for my candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways you would influence the outcome of a foreign election were you an American entertainer who could not actually go to the country in question. Say that I was a big fan of the candidate who I did not want to get elected and take out full page adds in the press of the country praising hiom and promising to perform at his inauguration. [Think Barbara Striesand doing this and you have an idea how this will work] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Tell the world to vote for her because she looks like me. NT: Curses! You foiled my Master Plan! How did you know to__________________? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Curses! You foiled my Master Plan! How did you know to__________________? How did you know to shoot me in the head? Nobody's ever guessed that could stop me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How did you know to give me Twinkies, Fruit Pies and Ding Dongs? Creamy filling... real fruit... a cake and a candy at the same time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bribe the GM ? NT: If you came back from the dead, what's the first thing you'd do ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you came back from the dead' date=' what's the first thing you'd do ?[/quote'] Get myself a bath and a change of clothes. Eeew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bribe the GM ? NT: If you came back from the dead, what's the first thing you'd do ? Act moody, and score with naive goth chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bribe the GM ? NT: If you came back from the dead, what's the first thing you'd do ? Scream "Help, help, let me out of this coffin." NT: Bad choices for Hero's Ultimate line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad choices for Hero's Ultimate line. Ultimate Mundanity! Learn how to model spoons, forks, toothpicks, pants, Zippo lighters, and other mundane everyday objects with minimal fun value! Charge your Supers more for pockets on their tights! Charge them for the tights! Learn how everyday items in your apartment are worth thousands of character points! Role play nowhere phone bank jobs with no hope for advancement! Face foes like the guy in the next cubicle with gastric trouble and a drinking problem! Use Hero to be Mundane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Just for Steve, Ultimate CLOWN Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, whazt's that new Hero book you got, Mike?" "The Ultimate *****. Everything you need for a pornographic HERO game." "Wicked!" NT: Signs there is no longer any such thing as "too far" on Adult Swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs there is no longer any such thing as "too far" on Adult Swim. They schedule "Legend of the Overfeind" into the midnight slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, whazt's that new Hero book you got, Mike?" "The Ultimate *****. Everything you need for a pornographic HERO game." "Wicked!" NT: Signs there is no longer any such thing as "too far" on Adult Swim. They swim beyond the safety rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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