Basil Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Aliens blew up the Earth' date=' and Lucky Me, I got to ___________.[/quote'] Hitch a ride with the Vogans just before the Earth was destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hey, that's my old sock! And there's another one! Gee, look at all these -- so THAT'S where they end up!" NT: The Aliens blew up the Earth, and Lucky Me, I got to ___________. push the big red button that fired the Death Ray that blew it up. Who knew aliens could be bribed with dryer lint? NT: Bad things to sell door-to-door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to sell door-to-door. "Hello, Sir or Madam." "How did you get in here?" "With the Easy Open Lockpicking Kit! Only $29.95! Want one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So would you like to buy a door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad things to sell door-to-door. I'm selling the pron-3000, self-regulating, vibrating dildo for only $199.99. Would you mind If I came in and gave you a free demonstration? NT: Comic book supers you'd like to see date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm selling the pron-3000, self-regulating, vibrating dildo for only $199.99. Would you mind If I came in and gave you a free demonstration? NT: Comic book supers you'd like to see date. Batman and The Question. They could get together for a couple of beers and glare at each other for hours on end in brooding silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Comic book supers you'd like to see date. "What are you thinking about, Reed?" "If I told you, Sue, you'd slap me." "OK, now I'm curious. what?" "I was pondering the possibilities involved in the combination of absolutely phsyical elasticity with an invisible, precisely-manipulated force field." "You wanted to marry me, Reed?" "I was thinking about it....." "You'd better marry me after mentioning something like that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Shroud and Shadow Lass. What goes on in the dark, stays in the dark NT: Things to say that gets Superman mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to say that gets Superman mad "Krypton didn't explode, your daddy just didn't want you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Lois Lane is the Metropolis Bicycle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things to say that gets Superman mad "We're giving your book back to John Byrne." NT: Unusual items in Batman's Utility Belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Marital aids for those oh so rare dates with WonderWoman. Or Catwoman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Bat snorkel, bat towel , and bat hairdryer, for when he has to go bat-diving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You have Kryptonite in your Utility belt?" "I have to be prepared for everything." NT: Sings that the writers on Smallville are reading too much fanfiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sings that the writers on Smallville are reading too much fanfiction. They air an episode "Smallville, the Musical" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lana Lang is the town bicycle. ...I love that phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sings that the writers on Smallville are reading too much fanfiction. They finally do an episode with Bruce Wayne as a guest character. NT: Signs that your costume doesn't instill as much fear in the criminals as you hoped it would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They finally do an episode with Bruce Wayne as a guest character. NT: Signs that your costume doesn't instill as much fear in the criminals as you hoped it would. "Why? Why do the scum of the streets not fear Fuzzy Pink Kitten Man?" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why? Why do the scum of the streets not fear Fuzzy Pink Kitten Man?" Because I like to add my name to genius... "Why? Why do the scum of the streets not fear Fuzzy Pink Kitten Mitten Man?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your costume doesn't instill as much fear in the criminals as you hoped it would. Dude ... did you get falling-down drunk again and sleep in a puddle of your own puke? Geez, I'm sorry, but it sure looks like that. NT: Ineffective presence attacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective presence attacks Ha! Criminal scum! Tremble in fear for I am .... Fluffy Cute Fuzzy Pink Kitten Mitten Man!! Sorry, I could help myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ineffective presence attacks "If you don't throw down your guns, I'll give you such a pinch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dude ... did you get falling-down drunk again and sleep in a puddle of your own puke? Geez, I'm sorry, but it sure looks like that. NT: Ineffective presence attacks Come on! HIT ME!!!! waitaminute...OW! NT: Less successful arrows in Hawkeye's arsenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Less successful arrows in Hawkeye's arsenal. "What's with this stupid arrow? It's just GREEN. A Green Arrow ... how frickin' lame can you get?" (Inter-universe archer rivalry joke.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Less successful arrows in Hawkeye's arsenal. "OK, you've just covered the Mandarin in Cool Whip. Now what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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