death tribble Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So you fire the arrow and it just unfurls to say BANG. Riiiiigggghhhhttttt. NT: Unusual things on the Flash's utility belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat wonder woman's phone number. edit: or batman's phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I have a utility belt?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rubber Booties. NT: What would you carry in YOUR utility belt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How large is a gadget poll VPP? (Oh look I pulled a condom, a rabbit and a hat out of my magic utility belt. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What would you carry in YOUR utility belt? A cell phone with the REAL heros on speed dial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A Diet Coke Hands-Free Drinking System NT: Signs you sent the wrong person to negotiate your surrender terms with your conquered foe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you sent the wrong person to negotiate your surrender terms with your conquered foe. "You want a peice of m, ya candy-assed puck? Com'on I dare ya to attack." "I really think sending "Fighting Irish" was a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you sent the wrong person to negotiate your surrender terms with your conquered foe. "What were you thinking? He's FRENCH ..." SOMEONE had to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay, He's agreed to let us live in peace under his rule. He wants 100 of our most beautiful maidens sent to the castle where he and his followers will now live...wait...we did lose right? NT: Signs you are not going to win the race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you are not going to win the race. All the spectators have left and you're still going. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you are not going to win the race.your opponents are Speedy Gonzalas, a hare and a turtle. edit: your odds are 1000 to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you are not going to win the race. They make you run wearing a ball and chain. NT: Doctor! I've got a _________ in my __________. Can you help me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Doctor! I've got a _________ in my __________. Can you help me? "Doctor! I've got a Cyberman in my closet! Can you help me?" "Is it the closet to this room?" "Yes." "Then run!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Doctor! I have a penny in my checking account. Can you Help me? Doctor? Doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Doctor! I have chocolate in my peanut butter! Ca you help me?" "Only after you take your peanut butter out of my chocolate." NT: Signs your life has segued into a really bad personal hygine product commetcial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your life has segued into a really bad personal hygine product commetcial. You open your medicine cabinet to find someone inside talking to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Doctor! I have chocolate in my peanut butter! Ca you help me?" "Only after you take your peanut butter out of my chocolate." NT: Signs your life has segued into a really bad personal hygine product commetcial. Professional Athletes are in your bathroom in their skivies. And they are hocking your hemroid creame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your life has segued into a really bad personal hygine product commetcial. Someone uses the phrase "that not so fresh feeling" in your hearing. NT: The key your keyboard needs added to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Someone uses the phrase "that not so fresh feeling" in your hearing. NT: The key your keyboard needs added to it. Pron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The key your keyboard needs added to it. Reply with Nuclear Weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send for Pizza. NT: Signs that your little girl really has grown up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Send for Pizza. NT: Signs that your little girl really has grown up. All those stinking little boys crawling all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She has gray in her hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She picks you up in the car from your dates NT: Signs your little boy has FINALLY grown up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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