OddHat Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NuTopic: Unusual uses for military equipment... Constipated? Try an ICBM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 28, 2006 Report Share Posted February 28, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Don't cut your pancakes with your hands, use your entrenching tools." (Thanks to the Firesign Theatre.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NuTopic: Unusual uses for military equipment... Using a two-handed sword as a letter opener (no-one said *modern* military equipment) NT: "Ah yes, I remember it well. That was the year I ________" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Ah yes' date=' I remember it well. That was the year I ________"[/quote'] was cheated out of my rightful destiny as the President of the NGD Board, destroyed Pasadena in a drunken rampage and then found God was hiding in my 23rd year of life. It was so embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Ah yes' date=' I remember it well. That was the year I ________"[/quote'] "Ah yes, I rememeber it well. It was the year I "volunteered" to be part of that secret experiement at the science lab. You know the genes that were spliced into those megaloamnic lab mice? That's mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Using a two-handed sword as a letter opener (no-one said *modern* military equipment) NT: "Ah yes, I remember it well. That was the year I ________" Forgot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 1, 2006 Report Share Posted March 1, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Duets that won't probably win grammys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Duets that won't probably win grammys "It Was A Very Good Year", as performed by William Shatner and Leonary Nimoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I got you babe" with Batman and Nightwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Glad to be gay by Jerry Falwell and the ex Senator from Louisiana Jessie something or other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Glad to be gay by Jerry Falwell and the ex Senator from Louisiana Jessie something or other New Topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oops ! I forgot to post a new topic because _______________________ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oops ! I forgot to post a new topic because _______________________ ! ..because Infinite Crisis #5 came out this week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oops ! I forgot to post a new topic because _______________________ ! Oops ! I forgot to post a new topic because indigestion from having eaten entire line up of "Miss Pasadena Sweet Cakes" competition still playing me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oops ! I forgot to post a new topic because _______________________ ! ... having decided I really didn't need it any more ... I ate my vestigal brain! NT: Zodiac constellations that got edited out by the censors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Rampant Satyr and his Playful Sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zodiac constellations that got edited out by the censors Mistress Athena... "See, that string of stars on the right looks just like a whip..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Zodiac constellations that got edited out by the censors Fellatia the Extremely Skilled NT: "Oh great! A thousand cursed sptings here at Jusenkyo, and I had to pick The Spring Of Drowned _________! I am so screwed!" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: "Oh great! A thousand cursed sptings here at Jusenkyo, and I had to pick The Spring Of Drowned _________! I am so screwed!" "Oh great! A thousand cursed sptings here at Jusenkyo, and I had to pick The Spring Of Drowned Porn Star! I am so screwed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oh great! A thousand cursed sptings here at Jusenkyo, and I had to pick The Spring Of Drowned Fish ! I am so screwed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fellatia the Extremely Skilled NT: "Oh great! A thousand cursed sptings here at Jusenkyo, and I had to pick The Spring Of Drowned _________! I am so screwed!" "Oh great! A thousand cursed sptings here at Jusenkyo, and I had to pick The Spring Of Drowned Conversations! I am so screwed! NuTopic: Embarrassing things spoken out loud, during the momentary lull of a party/gathering/noisy-public-place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NuTopic: Embarrassing things spoken out loud, during the momentary lull of a party/gathering/noisy-public-place... "...the incest taboo developed more from a group survival model than a purely genetic model." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NuTopic: Embarrassing things spoken out loud, during the momentary lull of a party/gathering/noisy-public-place... (True Story) ... I haven't had any good openings lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I just hope the MD doesn't find out I nailed his wife and mistress while he was at that conference last week. NT: Oh No ! The power of NGD President has gone to Alice's head ! She's _____________________________________ ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Oh No ! The power of NGD President has gone to Alice's head ! She's ...! Banned her opponent Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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