Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People who are not worth the bullets to kill. "I can't believe the Bastille is being stormed by mimes." "What do they want?" "How would I know? They haven't said a word! besides, the guy we sent to negotiate hasn't come back. Wait -- there he is. Captain, we'd better send out a rescue party." "Why?" "Because they've locked him in an invisble box." "AGAIN?" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The war criminals who hang themselves in prison! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fronds. NT: That's not a Track and Field gold medal! That's a _______________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: That's not a Track and Field gold medal! That's a _______________! That's not a Track and Field gold medal! That's a pizza! Dibs on the slice with the most pepperoni! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: That's not a Track and Field gold medal! That's a _______________! NT: That's not a Track and Field gold medal! That's a gold-plated claymore mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That's not a Track and Field gold medal! That's a hot, naked squirrel monkey ! NT: When you _____________ through a storm, hold ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you run naked through a storm, hold on to your 'umbrella' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you flee the Daleks through a storm, hold a banana. Bananas are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: When you _____________ through a storm' date=' hold ________________[/quote'] When you ride your broomstick through a storm, hold on to your hat. NT: Redundant organs I wish I had... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Redundant organs I wish I had... To really satisfy the ladies, two penii err penises, err whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A second brain to hold all the stuff I need to know immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A second brain to hold all the stuff I need to know immediately Most of them. I think I have the room. ANd definately what tim said. NT: Least effective corporate motivational tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Work harder, so I, your CEO, can afford that third home in the Bahamas! "I'll even send you pictures!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least effective corporate motivational tools. "Teach this offshore guy to do your job so we can lay you off in two weeks, or we'll fire you this afternoon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least effective corporate motivational tools. Whips and Ankle chains. (OT: Cancer beat me by a few seconds) NT: People, people who need people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Whips and Ankle chains. (OT: Cancer beat me by a few seconds) NT: People, people who need people. Are stockpiling a smelly larder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People' date=' people who need people.[/quote'] Figured out that they couldn't get all the power they needed from cows after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People, people who need people. Geez, quit being so needy. NT: Signs that the cosmic uber-villain isn't as threatening as you first thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His name is Darkseid or Darth Vader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Geez, quit being so needy. NT: Signs that the cosmic uber-villain isn't as threatening as you first thought. I have come to consume....cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the cosmic uber-villain isn't as threatening as you first thought. "As my first offical act as Ruler of the Cosmos, I shall adopt this puppy! Isn't she the cutest little thing?" NT: Signs that the seemingly inncouous creature who has just appeared on the White House lawn is far more dangerous than anyone could have realized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hi! Mr President, my name is Deep Throat. Please to dethrone you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the seemingly inncouous creature who has just appeared on the White House lawn is far more dangerous than anyone could have realized. "I won't be misunderestimated!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the seemingly inncouous creature who has just appeared on the White House lawn is far more dangerous than anyone could have realized. When the Presidential puppy take a whiz on a tree on the WHite House lawn, the acid burns thru the trunk. NT: We've run out of Gold, Silver, and copper. What doyou use to conduct electricity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: We've run out of Gold' date=' Silver, and copper. What doyou use to conduct electricity?[/quote'] I steal some steel! If that doesn't work, I'll stall until I can get some Stahl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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