CrosshairCollie Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The cast of Farscape. Seriously, Ka D'Argo as The Comedian. It totally works. New Topics: Totally inappropriate ways to celebrate the vernal equinox. Killing everybody you come across named Vern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topics: Totally inappropriate ways to celebrate the vernal equinox. Finding whoever it is who does the voice-overs for Dora the Explorer and killing them in the most horrible way imaginable. What? I've had a six four-year-old at home for several days. If I hear that stupid "I'm the map! I'm the map!" song one more time somebody needs to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Carving pumpkins. NT: Alternative ways to amuse a sick four-year-old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative ways to amuse a sick four-year-old. Go, Diego, Go! Yeah, you, you perky little brat, you moron. What? You need to get down the river? You've got a magic talking Rescue Pack that can transform into any vehicle, and you still need a bunch of people to tell you you need it to be a boat? Did you fall off your zipline onto your head a few too many times? You need to go across the water. OF COURSE YOU NEED A STINKING BOAT! Why don't you try giving you the Rescue Pack to Alicia, maybe she's not a complete frigging idiot. I hope Baby Jaguar grows up and eats your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative ways to amuse a sick four-year-old. Sock Puppet Theatre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative ways to amuse a sick four-year-old. Strippers. It'll at least keep the accompanying parent amused ... NT: Holidays that will never be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Holidays that will never be. Put your Viking helmet on! Spread that Mayonnaise on the lawn! Heide Ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Holidays that will never be. Kobe Bryant Appreciation Day in Eagle, Colorado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Strippers. It'll at least keep the accompanying parent amused ... NT: Holidays that will never be. National Strippers Day!!! NT: Family friendly ways to celebrate National Strippers Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Strip epoxy from your walls. Strip paint. Chop wood and strip bark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Family friendly ways to celebrate National Strippers Day With a nice, tender strip steak barbecued over hickory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Family friendly ways to celebrate National Strippers Day Read every single comic in the newspaper. NT: Signs that your Crazy Mother-In-Law no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Crazy Mother-In-Law no longer finds your antics amusing. The frying pan upside your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Crazy Mother-In-Law no longer finds your antics amusing. Everything she feeds you tastes like almonds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Crazy Mother-In-Law no longer finds your antics amusing. She begins talking to you in a rational, even pleasant manner. Clearly, this indicates that she's come up with some nefarious plan for you and that your days are numbered. New Topic: Most surprising people to attempt a coup on the Hero NGD Boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most surprising people to attempt a coup on the Hero NGD Boards. Steve Long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most surprising people to attempt a coup on the Hero NGD Boards. Death Tribble. I mean, seriously, you'd think after 36 failed attempts he'd just give it up by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat People who never post anymore. NT: The most likely person or group (besides Death Tribble) to attempt a coup on the NGD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most likely person or group (besides Death Tribble) to attempt a coup on the NGD. Haven Walker Oh, I forgot, that already happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most likely person or group (besides Death Tribble) to attempt a coup on the NGD. Dora the Explorer, just so that she can irritate MilkmanDan with that stupid map song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The most likely person or group (besides Death Tribble) to attempt a coup on the NGD. Pariah, because being in charge will give him protection from MilkmanDan's vengeance for even mentioning that @#$!!! Dora the Explorer Map song. NT: Ironic ways to kill off characters from preschooler TV shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ironic ways to kill off characters from preschooler TV shows. Diego is iced in prison after being picked up by the INS for being an illegal alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ironic ways to kill off characters from preschooler TV shows. Giant meteorite strikes the set, choking Barney the Dinosaur to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ironic ways to kill off characters from preschooler TV shows. Nobody in the studio is allowed to leave or eat until they finish that "Song That Doesn't End". (Yes it goes on and on, my friend...) NT: Foxbat has his own genie, with three wishes for the Cowled Crusader's amusement. What's the worst that could happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat has his own genie' date=' with three wishes for the Cowled Crusader's amusement. What's the worst that could happen?[/quote'] He could wish for Viperia's everlasting love, devotion, and obedience. And then the same for Jean Grey and Mary Marvel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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