death tribble Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Buy the USS Nimitz and get a free test drive in a Hummer. NT: The G20 summit is on and protesters are gathering. What outrageous events do they plan for the world leaders ? Difficulty Nothing they would do or have done previously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Protest while doing the Camelot number from the Holy Grail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The G20 summit is on and protesters are gathering. What outrageous events do they plan for the world leaders ? Difficulty Nothing they would do or have done previously Challenge them to a Mensch ärgere dich nicht tournament and thrash them thoroughly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The G20 summit is on and protesters are gathering. What outrageous events do they plan for the world leaders ? Difficulty Nothing they would do or have done previously Call the Guinness Book of World Records, it's time to try to set a new record for World's Largest Anarchist Mooning. NT: Foxbat has assembled a giant herd of trained penguins. What does he do with them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat has assembled a giant herd of trained penguins. What does he do with them? Rob every bank in town simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat has assembled a giant herd of trained penguins. What does he do with them? Host a black-tie fundraising dinner in his own honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat has assembled a giant herd of trained penguins. What does he do with them? Use them as a setup to say, "Herd of penguins? Of course I've herd of penguins!" Edit: NT: Winner of the "Worst Pun of 2009" contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Winner of the "Worst Pun of 2009" contest. The President of the United States of America, for his bit during last year's election when the candidates were making their pitches to wrestling fans: "Do you smell what Barack is cookin'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Winner of the "Worst Pun of 2009" contest. "I understand this IS Bolton." "Yes?" "You told me it was Ipswitch!" "It was a pun." "A PUN?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Winner of the "Worst Pun of 2009" contest. And thus the followers of the Egyptian deities gathered in Memphis to celebrate the Hippo Holy Days.... NT: Signs that this wasn't the Alexandria you meant to visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this wasn't the Alexandria you meant to visit. She's put on 190 pounds and grown a mustache since you dated her in college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It is out in the desert far away from the sea but what do you expect when a Greek dictator names every town after himself ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that this wasn't the Alexandria you meant to visit. Obi Wan was seen on the road to Alexandria. NT: What is worse than a spring snow storm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is worse than a spring snow storm? A summer snowstorm. Because then you'll know we've really fouled up the climate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is worse than a spring snow storm? April Fool's Day website jokes that go on longer than five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is worse than a spring snow storm? Trying to balance a complex redox reaction in front of a class full of AP Chem students and maintain credibility when you've basically done nothing with redox in years. New Topic: Most unlikely people to enroll at Hogwarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sauron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most unlikely people to enroll at Hogwarts. "Chainsaw Al" Dunlap, master corporate downsizer. He'll be a Dementor, but won't go through the Hogwarts curriculum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Most unlikely people to enroll at Hogwarts. Luke Skywalker. Can you imagine the legal wrangling necessary to get those two franchises together? NT: Ways to show we're glad NGD is back to normal now that the April Fool's "joke" is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Luke Skywalker. Can you imagine the legal wrangling necessary to get those two franchises together? NT: Ways to show we're glad NGD is back to normal now that the April Fool's "joke" is over. Resume the posting of LOLCats and FailVids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to show we're glad NGD is back to normal now that the April Fool's "joke" is over. Resume insertion of 30 or more vapid, content-free posts a day in the Longest Thread, Last Word thread, and {insert name du jour here} thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Taunt Happy Fun Ball. NT: Subtle signs that the man selling you your next computer is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the man selling you your next computer is out of his mind. "I'm telling you! The Amiga is the next big thing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Taunt Happy Fun Ball. NT: Subtle signs that the man selling you your next computer is out of his mind. "It's SkyNet compatible." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He tells you how good Unix is for a PC system. NT: Whacky jokes that the other G20 leaders will play on President Obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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