death tribble Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The really nasty people back carefully out of your way and call you sir. NT: Death Tribble has set up a burning ring of fire. Who do you throw into it in honour of Johnny Cash or just because you feel like they should burn ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble has set up a burning ring of fire. Who do you throw into it in honour of Johnny Cash or just because you feel like they should burn ? I, of course. I fell in to a burning ring of fire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat As many members of Operation Rescue as I can catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble has set up a burning ring of fire. Who do you throw into it in honour of Johnny Cash or just because you feel like they should burn ? Fifi the Circus Poodle! Go, Fifi! Yes, clap for Fifi! Everyone loves Fifi!! NT: How will Fifi the Circus Poodle come to her tragic end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will Fifi the Circus Poodle come to her tragic end? She wandered into the elephant pen during musth. Hey, an elephant has to do what he has to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will Fifi the Circus Poodle come to her tragic end? Actually she came to a comical end, in a clown routine gone horribly, horribly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How will Fifi the Circus Poodle come to her tragic end? Going into the concessionaire at the wrong time. "Hot dogs! Getcher hot dogs here!" NT: Experiments in cybernetically-enhanced animals gone terribly wrong in a silly way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Experiments in cybernetically-enhanced animals gone terribly wrong in a silly way. "Perhaps giving the dachshund cybernetic implants to stretch a hundred feet was a bad idea." "No, I'd say the bad idea was not realizing dachshund intestines don't stretch a hundred feet. Now go get the mop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Going into the concessionaire at the wrong time. "Hot dogs! Getcher hot dogs here!" NT: Experiments in cybernetically-enhanced animals gone terribly wrong in a silly way. Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads. Terribly wrong, and very silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Experiments in cybernetically-enhanced animals gone terribly wrong in a silly way. "Go Go Gadget Giraffe Neck!" New Topic: Exotic beverages only for superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Krytoniteschlager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Triple Expresso for the Flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Exotic beverages only for superheroes. Cleavage Window Soda . . . by Power Girl! NT: Engage in wild speculation as to why Crosshair Collie was once kicked out of a local Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He brought in a Giraffe and asked for a drink for my friend. Have you ever seen what a drunk giraffe can do to a restaurant ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crosshair Collie and his girlfriend were thinking of getting married, so they went to see a priest. He said, "If you're going to get married in our church, you have to abstain from sex for the next six weeks." Six weeks later, they went back to meet with the priest. "Well," the priest asked, "how'd it go?" Crosshair Collie looked down and said, "We only lasted four weeks. She dropped a napkin, and when she bent down to pick it up, well... I just couldn't control myself." The priest shook his head. "Then I'm afraid I can't marry you in our church." "That's okay," said Crosshair Collie. "They won't let us back in that Burger King, either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Engage in wild speculation as to why Crosshair Collie was once kicked out of a local Burger King. They kicked him out after he asked for a Big Mac for the nineteen-thousandth time. New Topic: Engage in wild speculation as to why Michael Hopcroft was once kicked out of the city library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For standing on a table and doing a note perfect rendition of Unchained Melody and dragging in a school orchestra as support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wow, one response in 3 days. It wasn't THAT bad a topic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wow' date=' one response in 3 days. It wasn't [i']THAT[/i] bad a topic.... Sez you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Engage in wild speculation as to why Michael Hopcroft was once kicked out of the city library. I . . . I've been trying to describe it for three days now, and I just can't find the words. The horror! I swear, I had no idea the kind of things you could do with a stack of paperback Dickens novels and a cheese grater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I swear, the ducks were just a misunderstanding! NT: Times when having a flock of mallards around would be, at best, inconvenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Times when having a flock of mallards around would be, at best, inconvenient. After you just finished washing your brand new sports car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When you need chicken eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I swear, the ducks were just a misunderstanding! NT: Times when having a flock of mallards around would be, at best, inconvenient. Duck Season. NT: How did you get that shiner? (Black Eye) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How did you get that shiner? (Black Eye) I made a snarky remark about Haven Walkur's "election" as the new NGD President, not realizing Death Tribble was standing right behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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