Psybolt Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Women between ages of 18 to 38 drink at half price, free on Wednesdays NT: Jedi begin taking jobs as traffic cops "Use your turn signal!" *light sabre to engine* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Jedi begin taking jobs as traffic cops "Say, am I properly parked?" (The cop closes his eyes and moves his hands....) "Now you are." NT: More jobs in which Jedi Powers are very little help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Say, am I properly parked?" (The cop closes his eyes and moves his hands....) "Now you are." NT: More jobs in which Jedi Powers are very little help. *waves hand* "You would like fries with that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Apparently Protecting the Galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More jobs in which Jedi Powers are very little help. Selling death sticks. New Topic: Jedi crossovers into other movie genres (romantic comedies, thrillers, documentaries, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Selling death sticks. New Topic: Jedi crossovers into other movie genres (romantic comedies, thrillers, documentaries, etc.) Part of the director cut from Religulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Selling death sticks. New Topic: Jedi crossovers into other movie genres (romantic comedies, thrillers, documentaries, etc.) "Maybe it's Lupus?" "It's never lupus. Maybe it's midichlorians." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Jedi crossovers into other movie genres (romantic comedies' date=' thrillers, documentaries, etc.)[/quote'] "Mary, I love you, but I cannot possess you, for there is the path to the Dark Side." NT: Sides of the Force that we have yet to encounter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Mary, I love you, but I cannot possess you, for there is the path to the Dark Side." NT: Sides of the Force that we have yet to encounter. The Dork Side of the Force. Wait, cosplayers. We *have* encountered that side, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat " NT: Sides of the Force that we have yet to encounter. The Polka Dot Side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Sides of the Force that we have yet to encounter. The happy go lucky swashbuckling side. NT: Retcon: Darth Vader is not Luke's father. WHo is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The happy go lucky swashbuckling side. NT: Retcon: Darth Vader is not Luke's father. WHo is? Jar Jar Binks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Retcon: Darth Vader is not Luke's father. WHo is? James Earl Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Retcon: Darth Vader is not Luke's father. WHo is? Through the most bizarre and senseless time-travel retcon in history, it turns out that Luke Skywalker's father is...Luke Skywalker. (He and Padmé...well, never mind.) New Topic: Star Wars characters showing up in other sci-fi settings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Darth Vader in Aliens. I mean seriously can you imagine him cutting the drones down and then facing off against the Alien Queen ? Aliens vs Darth Vader. You know it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Star Wars characters showing up in other sci-fi settings. R2D2 and C3PO run into Wall-E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Star Wars characters showing up in other sci-fi settings. Mace Windu on the Enterprise-D. "I have had it with this muthaf**in' Frakes on this muthaf**in' starship!" NT: Things you can say about your starship, but not your girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your starship' date=' but not your girlfriend.[/quote'] Take a hydro-spanner to it and it'll go faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can always get a new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your starship' date=' but not your girlfriend.[/quote'] [Note: Since I'm married, the below applies to my ex-girlfriend from back in college.] She may not look like much, but she's faster than.... nope, that applies in both cases. She can take on a half dozen Klingon ... nope, that works for both too. Hmmm... I got nothin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really embarassing ways to violate the Prime Directive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Kirk method. Impregnate every good looking female of the alien race as one its compatible and two you're channeling James T Kirk. It'll ruin tyhe gene pool though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really embarrassing ways to violate the Prime Directive. "I though this was Seti Alpha SIX! I really did!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really embarassing ways to violate the Prime Directive. "Look at the good side. At least we didn't drop karaoke machines with the videos of you belting out 'I Did It My Way' on every planet in the Alpha Quadrant." NT: Epic Failure game-show concepts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Epic Failure game-show concepts. Name That Corpse: the contestants try to determine which celebrity panelist is dead. "Brought to you by Crispy Crunchies: eat Crispy Crunchies, and you too can be on our panel!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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