Cancer Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 NT: The Moral Majority and American Evangelical churches are concerned about Mexico celebrating The Day of the Dead. How do they go about celebrating The Day of The Living as an alternative ?Procreation Day!!!! : New Topic: The temperature here today is expected to be in excess of 100°F (38°C). How can the Pariah Family beat the heat? (The more amusing, the better.)Squirt guns charged with liquid nitrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 New Topic: The temperature here today is expected to be in excess of 100°F (38°C). How can the Pariah Family beat the heat? (The more amusing, the better.) I know next to nothing about basketball, but I'll give it a shot. Try man-on-man, have the junior Pariahs foul Johnson when they can, and run up the score early. Also, you stand a better chance if you play 'em at home rather than in Miami. New Topic: Surprising attendees / speakers at the Republican convention. (Again, the more amusing, the better.) Pariah and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I know next to nothing about basketball, but I'll give it a shot. Try man-on-man, have the junior Pariahs foul Johnson when they can, and run up the score early. Also, you stand a better chance if you play 'em at home rather than in Miami. New Topic: Surprising attendees / speakers at the Republican convention. (Again, the more amusing, the better.) Saint Peter, who pointedly tells Party leaders, "The Boss would like to know precisely what in the pluperfect Hell you're doing trying to tie His name to all your shenanigans." Rails 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 New Topic: Surprising attendees / speakers at the Republican convention. (Again, the more amusing, the better.)Sam the Eagle, for the one comment, "All of you are werid." Shadow Hawk, Pariah and Rails 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 New Topic: Surprising attendees / speakers at the Republican convention. (Again, the more amusing, the better.) The ghost of Joe McCarthy. He heard there was a job opening. NT: In spite of everything happening in Rio, Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) is going to be attending the Olympics. Since there is no Curling in the Summer Games, how does he spend his time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 NT: In spite of everything happening in Rio, Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) is going to be attending the Olympics. Since there is no Curling in the Summer Games, how does he spend his time? He pops down to the Patagonian Coast and picks up all the penguin babes he can fit on his expense account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 NT: In spite of everything happening in Rio, Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) is going to be attending the Olympics. Since there is no Curling in the Summer Games, how does he spend his time? Four words: Brazilian beach volleyball team . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 With a nod to Cancer, I'll say, "Lots and lots of booze." New Topic; Foxbat has now been spotted at BOTH the Republican Convention and the Democratic Convention. How does this fit into his Master Plan © ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 "New Topic; Foxbat has now been spotted at BOTH the Republican Convention and the Democratic Convention. How does this fit into his Master Plan © ?Red + Blue = Purple. STOP THE MADNESS FOXBAT 2016 Shadow Hawk and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 The candidates, delegates, and the whole process make Foxbat and his Master Plan look more sane by comparison. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 New Topic; Foxbat has now been spotted at BOTH the Republican Convention and the Democratic Convention. How does this fit into his Master Plan © ? Every debate in what is left of the campaign cycle will involve banana cream pies. Which will be used in new and creative ways as opposed to simply being thrown. Suddenly everyone will decide they want banana cream pies too, and who is their supplier? Foxbat Industries, of course! Purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday! Little do they know it's all in the Master Plan to corner the market on banana cream pies.... NT: Other fine comedic weaponry supplied by Foxbat Indisutries (Purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 NT: Other fine comedic weaponry supplied by Foxbat Indisutries (Purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!) Ping-pong ball guns, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 NT: Other fine comedic weaponry supplied by Foxbat Indisutries (Purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!) Stage knives (the kind where the "blade" when pushed on retracts into the hilt, and it's on a spring that keeps it out for show normally. For an overlying layer of comedic irony, some of the knives are defective (i.e., the blade doesn't get pushed into the hilt when sudden force is applied; instead the blade stays locked in position). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 NT: Other fine comedic weaponry supplied by Foxbat Industries (Purveyors of fine comedic weaponry since last Tuesday!) Nun-Chucks. (Of course, Freddie is a bit Chuck Norris fan.) NT: With Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump the nominees for the two major parties, Foxbat (wisely) decides this is the perfect year to throw his hat (or more appropriately, cowl) into the ring in the US Presidential contest. What is his campaign slogan / platform / major campaign promise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 NT: With Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump the nominees for the two major parties, Foxbat (wisely) decides this is the perfect year to throw his hat (or more appropriately, cowl) into the ring in the US Presidential contest. What is his campaign slogan / platform / major campaign promise? Promise: "I'll get all the weirdos out of Washington!" Platform: "Banana cream pies as instruments of diplomacy." Slogan: "The country has gone nuts! Who ya gonna call? Foxbat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Platform: More bananas for the apes ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 NT: ... Foxbat (wisely) decides this is the perfect year to throw his hat (or more appropriately, cowl) into the ring in the US Presidential contest. What is his campaign slogan / platform / major campaign promise? WTF: WIN THIS, FOXBAT! And, taking a proven winner of a slogan when you don't actually exist and the two "mainstream" candidates are worthless dolts, "Get Real." (Off topic: I am proud to say I voted for Hank.) NT: Things that are even greater culinary abominations than pineapple on pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 NT: Things that are even greater culinary abominations than pineapple on pizza. Ketchup (or catsup) on steak. As my father, long-time support for cattle guys, would say (and has, in fact, said), "I hope you choke on it!" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Raw fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 gravy on chips. or French Fries for the Americans among us. NT: Better uses for pizza than eating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 NT: Better uses for pizza than eating it.Disposing of the corpses of your enemies: let them dry, swinging in sun and wind, for a month or so. Render them into sausage, cure in smoke with aromatic herbs for at least three months. Slice thinly and put slices on pizza; serve to starving college students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 NT: Better uses for pizza than eating it. Three words: Personal Flotation Device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 He witnesses the madness of both nominees and begins to weep uncontrolledly at the true masters of insanity. He burns his costume and becomes a CPA in Sandusky Ohio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 By the way...if anybody wants my opinion on the election the choices run between a James Bond Villian without the science skills or we get to watch Cerci take the Iron Throne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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