death tribble Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 And several of us must be on Tjack's ignore as his answers make no sense regarding better uses for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 NT: Better uses for pizza than eating it. Fashionable evening wear. (You don't want something greasy for lingerie.) NT: Subtle signs the chaperone at your daughter's high school dance is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 He does the Harlem Shake or Macarena or other dance of the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 And several of us must be on Tjack's ignore as his answers make no sense regarding better uses for pizza. Nah, I was still working on the Foxbat at the Dem & Rep conventions thing. Seems like everybody else had wisely moved on. Never mix posting with muscle relaxants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Nah, I think Tjack was just being prescient. With only minor modification, his answer works adequately for the current topic. NT: Subtle signs the chaperone at your daughter's high school dance is out of his mind. He witnesses the madness of both (homecoming court) nominees and begins to weep uncontrolledly at the true masters of insanity. He burns his costume and becomes a CPA in Sandusky Ohio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Hm, that's three, but Bolo didn't post a new theme. So ... NT: Subtle signs the chaperone at your daughter's high school dance is out of his mind."Hey, kids, I've got a bucket of pig blood! Let's do the Carrie!" NT: Last words that aren't so famous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 NT: Last words that aren't so famous. "Red wire? Don't be silly! I know that all I have to do is cut the blue wire like this, and...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Sorry, I apparently forgot how to count to three. Edit to add: No I didn't. Tjack's post was in response to death tribble, not a posting on the then-current topic. So Cancer, you were third after all. NT: Last words that aren't so famous. "Hey, y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Frank Gusenberg was overheard saying to his brother Peter: 'Relax, these cops are just doing their job' NT: The Olympics start tonight. Highlights of the opening ceremony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 The collapse of an entire section of the seats. Onto the section below. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 NT: The Olympics start tonight. Highlights of the opening ceremony The lighting of the torch is the signal for the Army to launch the coup. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Thieves clean out all the rooms while the athletes are busy at the opening ceremony. NT: Which impromptu "sporting event" will take place at the Rio Olympics? (e.g. Competitive Thievery) death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Death Squad Biathlon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 The Northern European Tanning Contest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 NT: Which impromptu "sporting event" will take place at the Rio Olympics? (e.g. Competitive Thievery) 400 meter dysentery steeplechase and cookie hurl. NT: LOLcat Olympic events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 The 12 hour lie in the sun marathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 Can haz synchronized cheezeburger eating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 NT: LOLcat Olympic events. Roomba Racing (shark suit optional) NT: How your cat recovers her dignity after you post a video of her riding a Roomba while wearing a shark suit and it goes viral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 You wake up with your bed wet and a great white chomping at your feet... no time to figure out how it got there, get to safety! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Extended lying in the sun and napping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 NT: How your cat recovers her dignity after you post a video of her riding a Roomba while wearing a shark suit and it goes viral."There's a hairball in my WHAT?" NT: First prize in the contest is ____(fill in this blank)____! Second prize in the contest is TWO OF THE SAME THING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 "There's a hairball in my WHAT?" NT: First prize in the contest is ____(fill in this blank)____! Second prize in the contest is TWO OF THE SAME THING! "First prize in the contest is two hundred Chicken McNuggets! Second prize in the contest is FOUR HUNDRED CHICKEN McNUGGETS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 NT: First prize in the contest is ____(fill in this blank)____! Second prize in the contest is TWO OF THE SAME THING! A three-year 'scholarship' to the University of San Quentin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 NT: First prize in the contest is ____(fill in this blank)____! Second prize in the contest is TWO OF THE SAME THING! First prize in this contest is four years of either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump as President. Second prize is eight years. NEW TOPIC: Unexpected news from tonight's Olympic closing ceremonies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Unexpected news from tonight's Olympic closing ceremonies. Fidel Castro, who has always wanted to see an Olympic closing ceremonies live before he dies, arrives in Rio and is robbed at gunpoint by police the moment he sets foot on Brazilian soil. On one hand, since he';s a Communist all they are able to score is three boxes of cigars. On the other hand, they're really good cigars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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