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NT: Ways to improve the next presidential election.

have the media quit treating it like a circus or horserace and start taking in seriously. I mean, it's not as if we're choosing the most powerful person on Earth? Wait a minute -- yes, we are.

 

NT: New Year's resolutions superheroes sincerely regret making come January 2nd.

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NT: New Year's resolutions superheroes sincerely regret making come January 2nd.

Batman: Less brooding, more quality time with Damien.

 

New Topic: Most of central North America has been experiencing extreme cold for the past several days. What is the Justice League going to do about it?

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New Topic: Most of central North America has been experiencing extreme cold for the past several days. What is the Justice League going to do about it?

Nothing, but Batman will have to forcefully persuade Superman and the Flash from taking some sort of aggressive action that would wreck the climate for the rest of the planet for years to come. (After all, Superman has been known to cap erupting volcanos, which only serves to delay the inevitable and produce a worse problem when the cap eventually gives way or is blown off.)

 

NT: More heroic actions by Superman that would have devastating consequences years down the road. (Difficulty: sparing the lives of Lex Luthor, Zod or other supervillains doesn't count!).

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NT: More heroic actions by Superman that would have devastating consequences years down the road. (Difficulty: sparing the lives of Lex Luthor, Zod or other supervillains doesn't count!).

Complete worldwide nuclear disarmament. Now we're sitting ducks for the next alien invasion.

 

New Topic: Superhero reactions to the recent Presidential inauguration.

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NT: Subtle signs that the Doomsday Device with which you intent to blackmail the world was built by the lowest bidder.

Custom firmware can be installed, but it the firmware has to be written in APL, compiled, then burned into a PROM which is installed on a board and plugged into a socket in one of the user-accessible bays of the Master Operations Respecification Oversight Niche.

 

NT: Very obscure places, and why you would go there.

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