Balabanto Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Even though I don't usually post quotes from Rifts, I'll post this one here, because it's just THAT funny. The PC's were hired by a leprechaun to retrieve his "pot of gold." Leprechaun: Promise not to talk too loud about this? Mindy, Dragon Juicer: Sure! Rex, Dogboy Special Forces: No problem. Leprechaun: My pot of gold's gone missing. Jehan, Gypsy Wizard-Thief: Can't you...just cast some spells and find it? Alex, Atlantean Undead Slayer: Yeah, he should be able to... Leprechaun, whispering: I can't carry it. Callie, Knight of the White Rose: Why not? Emerald, Gurgoyle Psi-Warrior: That is a good question, sir. Leprechaun: It's a golden toilet. That's my pot of gold. PC's: BWAHAHAHHAHAAA! Leprechaun: Don't go laughin' about me pot o' gold! I'd turn ye into stuff, Atlantean, but y'er immune! Rex: You're not kidding, are you? It's really a golden toilet! Leprechaun: Yes! It's really a...(hushed whisper) Golden Toilet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... OK...I can see where it would be hard to come up with an adequate description for a Borg Army Knife-mobile. There was off-road driving in this race? That must've been an interesting ex- perience, especially since I don't think that shock absorbers have been in- vented yet in the period the campaign's set in. Major Tom It was not intentional off road driving. It involved an oil slick and some failed default driving rolls... and a lot of gorsebushes. We're still not sure about the cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtelson Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Heracles' Children: The Odyssey The group, while protecting Hyksos Freedom Fighters, had killed a Cthulian Mokele (Essentially an evil aggressive apatosaurus). Lydos examined the body realized that it had been dead for a while and animated. He relayed that to the group. Criteas: What Killed it? Lydos: I'm a lot more interested in what got it up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It was not intentional off road driving. It involved an oil slick and some failed default driving rolls... and a lot of gorsebushes. We're still not sure about the cow. Yep. And once Thackary finally made his Driving roll and got his cat-powered car back on the main road... Thackary: Let's see if we can catch up with the others, shall we? It should be easy -- the cats are plenty agitated after all that bumping around, so the vehicle's capacitors are fully charged! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yep. And once Thackary finally made his Driving roll and got his cat-powered car back on the main road... Thackary: Let's see if we can catch up with the others, shall we? It should be easy -- the cats are plenty agitated after all that bumping around, so the vehicle's cat-pactitators are fully charged! Fixed that for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ...is it actually fueled by cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ...is it actually fueled by cats? The static electricity generated by dozens of cats rubbing together! It's SCIENCE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ah, good. I was afraid for a moment that it was cats in giant wheels, and that's rather a frightening thought to organize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well, I guess the cat(s) could be fitted with a harness containing magnets and one piece of buttered toast on the back, then dropped into a magnetic field to harness the perpetual motion of whether the toast lands butter side down, or the cat lands on its feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Well' date=' I guess the cat(s) could be fitted with a harness containing magnets and one piece of buttered toast on the back, then dropped into a magnetic field to harness the perpetual motion of whether the toast lands butter side down, or the cat lands on its feet.[/quote'] Special care must be taken, though, to prevent the cat from eating the toast, thus shutting the system down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewalker Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The static electricity generated by dozens of cats rubbing together! It's SCIENCE!!!! It made perfect sense on paper... Here are some more quotes from the aforementioned Steampunk game... --- The inevitable sexual reference tangent spawned by the clockwork man... ADEN (OOC): What's the age of consent on appliances? Morden (OOC): Is that your grounding adapter or are you glad to see me? ADEN (OOC): I'm going to void some warranties! GM: Okay, let's get off this tangent right now! During the GM's recap about our mission... GM: Pascal requested that you not actually harm or kill anyone... Thackery (OOC): Oh...clarified that, did he? GM: Now if you find anyone who is actually sinister or something... Thackary (OOC): Yes, there's a certified test for that, right? After a few minutes of roleplaying some persuasion, the GM asks for a skill roll... Alicia (OOC): I hate relying on dice rolls. Alicia is trying to use her magic to convince a bank owner that she's someone important... GM: Do you have any Mental Attacks? Alicia (OOC): I have Mind Control. Thackary (OOC): I am the droid you're looking for! The clockwork man offers a bit of advice... ADEN: Never walk up to a lawyer and say "I know what you're up to!" Alicia's player clarifies the character's mystical nature... Alicia (OOC): I don't have Luck; I have Fate. Alicia wants to contact the rest of the party and refuses to use Thackary's makeshift signal generator... Alicia: I'll just go find a telephone. Thackary: Fine! Be mundane! While calling Morden, Alicia leaves a message with an annoyed ADEN... ADEN: I'm just an answering machine. Thackery: But with sarcasm. Alicia lets Morden know her plan to curse the other drivers... Morden: Ixnay on the Urse-kay on the Elephone-tay! No trust in Savants... Alicia: I'll probably be riding with Thackary. Morden: Ah. Well. It's been nice knowing you then. Alicia finds something odd about ADEN's speech patterns... Alicia: I know what it is - he talks in legalese! Thackary is worried about being attacked by other drivers... Thackary: I didn't build any defenses in this vehicle. Alicia: You have a gunslinger and a witch. Thackary: Oh, yes...of course. The Texan gunslinger is eager to start the battle part of the race, but the drivers are still in town... Savannah: Can I shoot him? Thackary: Let's not be rude. --- I won't be at the next session of Kandris Seal so you'll have to bug teh Bunneh and QuerySphinix for more quotes next weekend. - Lonewalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewalker Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I also thought I'd add some quotes from my Star Wars - Infinities Saga campaign. --- The party of Rebels include... Ebtogas "Eb" Beppo (played by my buddy Ron) - Human soldier from the backwater Fringe and team leader - known for his pragmatic nature. Rile Em Bek (played by our friend Dawn) - Nautolan smuggler and transport pilot - tough-talking with a smart mouth and love of liquor. Shasi Phade (played by teh Bunneh) - Zeltron ex-pirate and secretly a young Jedi - alternates between a ditz and a focused warrior. Hasik Jamili (played by my wife Kate) - Nalroni medical doctor and professional businessman - exceedingly prissy and proper. Jashub Jabubu (played by newcomer Josh) - Sullustan astrogator and gunfighter hunted and hunting the SoorSuub Corporation. Kasi (played by teh Bunneh's wife BunnySue) - Human genius mechanic, sharpshooter, and an unfailing optimist. --- Shasi has been hoping to find someone to fix the team's combat droid... Shasi: Hey, we're going to kidnap a droid engineer! GM: The term is 'rescue' actually. Shasi and Hasik discuss the recently fallen combat droid... Shasi: HK is our friend ... okay, well, my friend. You guys don't like him very much. Hasik: Oh, I like him fine - just not as a friend. Shasi: I'll break that to him gently. Hasik shows his knowledge of the seedy side of the galaxy... Hasik: Anything with a Hutt's name attached to it is automatically suspicious. Hasik insists on wearing a full environmental suit to a mud-covered world... Hasik: Do you know how long it'll take to get the mud out of my fur? Shasi: We're just gonna have to Nair you someday. Hasik: You know that medical attention you're going to get ever again? Shasi blows apart a pair of droids that fired on her NightFalcon swoop... Shasi: That's for shooting up my ride! The viscous muck covering the planet sucks up Rile's dropped blaster pistol... Kasi: The planet slurps! Eeww!! Eb: Give us back our weapon or we'll ruin your ecosystem! Shasi: There ain't nothing we can do to this ecosystem that it didn't do to itself. Kasi slips out of her boots, only to have them swallowed up by the mud... Kasi: What is this - the planet of Hungry-Hungry-Hippos? The GM gets descriptive about the damage done to Shasi's swoop bike... GM: It's sparking and leaking lubricant like tears of pain. Shasi: No! My baby! As a bounty hunter drops a thermal detonator at his own feet... Shasi: Don't given Mandalorian armor to the guys who failed eight grade. Shasi's player keeps making good rolls while the rest of the players, well, don't... Eb (OOC): You been stealing our dice karma all night, boy! What's up with you?! Upon realizing that four out of six members of the party botched their Hide skill rolls... Hasik: Hey, weren't we supposed to be hiding? Hasik is not a pilot - Rile recalls him crashing one of her repulsorlifts... Hasik: Unfortunately, I'm not good with repulsorlift ops. Rile: Yes, that's been proven. The players know their GM... GM: Were you expecting trouble? Eb (OOC): Is today a day ending in 'Y'? Eb slaps some mud onto a gladiator droid, which has ten arms, each equipped with a weapon but no hands... NPC Droid (OOC): I have ten arms and nothing that I can wipe my face with! As Eb ineffectually strikes an armored droid, his teammates ask if he needs assistance... Eb: I don't need more help - I just need more time. The Rebels find the lost engineer they were looking for... Min Erethen (NPC): Identify yourselves! Shasi: Um, I'm Shasi. I'm here to rescue you. Min Erethen (NPC): Aren't you a little, uh, female to be an Imperial? Hasik (OOC): Hi, my name is Ditz. Would you like to join my team? --- I'll try to post more next weekend - it's a pretty fun game. - Lonewalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomizer Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... on choosing a superteam name : Me: Mag-lites of Justice! My group of fellow players: Why would we name ourselves that??? Me: C'mon, we're mutants, any second: We lose our powers because of some evil jerk, We bust em' up with Mag-lites, batteries included..."Wham" 'Wham" 'Wham" ...show 'em whos boss!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fixed that for you. You should be flogged for that. Or at the very least, subjected to a George Carlin-style plucking: "Alright, sphinx, we're gonna pluck ya now...and we're gonna pluck ya reeeaaaal slow." Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Thackary: Let's see if we can catch up with the others' date=' shall we? It should be easy -- the cats are plenty agitated after all that bumping around, so the vehicle's [b']cat-pacitors[/b] are fully charged! Fixed that for you. You should be flogged for that. I think I need to institute a $.25 fine for puns during my games. Between Querysphinx and my buddy Ben I'd make out like a bandit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from the 1960's Chicago game: --------------- Goblyn teleports into a room where there are several thugs wearing Roman Centurion-style outfits Goblyn: ...Is this some kind of Greek porno thing? -------------- Star Ranger: Gentlemen...Unless you can present your credentials, and we can all get on with our day, I think youre all under arrest! ------------- Goblyn grabs the "magic meteor" that the bad-guys want. She takes it to Gold Guardian, who opens up a "bank drawer" slot in the 8 foot battlesuit to take it in. Once the meteorite is in the drawer, Gold Guardian's communications system shuts down, as well as several other systems, including the drawer control mechanism. Gold Guardian *opening the seals on the battlesuit to hand the meteor back*: Oops! Bad idea! Take it back! Goblyn: Y-Youre a GIRL! Gold Guardian: Thats not the point! Take it back! Goblyn: Erm...Youre not a girl? Gold Guardian: *facepalm* ---------------- Goblyn is messing around with one of the Centurions' spears, which starts to glow and build up a charge at the head Goblyn: Wow! It really -is- "Shock A Zulu!" ---------------- Zoom *takes off his mask, and puts on his glasses* Goblyn *looking at the galsses* : How do you see with your mask on? Zoom: ...Um...I cut eye holes in it... Goblyn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I think I need to institute a $.25 fine for puns during my games. Between Querysphinx and my buddy Ben I'd make out like a bandit! You'll make more if you institute a fine for player-caused cat-astrophes, both major and minor. If the Dragon Hunters are anything like the Agency, it won't be long before you're filthy rich. Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Herocon 2008 HEROCON 2008 QUOTES BRING YOUR OWN BRICK Nestor: “Are you stealthy?” Michael (checks Tien Feng Mo’s character sheet): “I’m agile!” Sephiroth’s new nickname: “Bishi” GM: “I make all players roll their own to-hit and damage rolls.” Nestor: “I’ll keep that in mind!” Michael: “Wait a minute, I’m still out there? You guys suck as superheroes.” Tien Feng Mo (hears the sound of stone scraping against stone): “I think I see this movie... that one not end well either.” Michael checks Tien Feng Mo’s character sheet: “Wow, I’m completely out of my element here.” Michael’s opinion on what sort of energy is being used to fire at the heroes: “It’s ‘pew-pew’ energy.” Michael: “Remember... for all the complaining, _we_ built these characters.” GM: “Blackwolf is doing something terrible around the corner to your mage.” GM: “...You see the smoking remains of Blackwolf.” Jon: “Obviously, he chose poorly.” SHADOWS ANGELUS: WARRANT OF BELIEF Michael gives Yar some advice: “You can ‘Hey Kool-Aide’ right through the wall.” Michael comments on the results of said advice: “Tap Yar to destroy wall.” Michael comments on the property destruction: “[XSWAT Director] Jama gets an email from Mitch Brogan -- “Whatever that was, it wasn’t us.” Joe’s character kills the evil monster: “Dude, I rock.” GM: “Do you have Oratory?” Yar: “... I have Bribery.” Constant comment on rookie Officer Enrico: “How did he graduate again?” Sister Mendenz: “God is on our side.” Officer Corey Walker: “Just where I want him.” Officer Corey Walker: “Once you pull that thing, you’ll be impressive... I can’t believe I just said that.” Yar on Officer Sinclaiir’s combat prowess: “Don’t miss a hex? I can do that.” DEMON HUNTER: FBI, THE TV SERIES GM: “It’sa lot cheaper [to do] the special effects on a shadow.” Apu: “I’m dead, I thought I’d come back as a cow or something.” Apu: “If you blow up my museum, I’ll haunt you to the end of my days... end of _your_ days.” GM remarks on the appearance of the PCs: “You don’t look evil....” Darren Watts: “This is the American version of a British show -- ‘If I Know Pagans!’” Kevin Jackson: “If a Federal Agent is doing it, it ain’t wrong.” GM: “This is the enlightened dorm, that’s the endarkened dorm.” Darren Watts: “We’re looking for a giant canary.” Steppen: “Campaign City doesn’t really need a planetarium.” Steppen gives some tactical advice: “[Attacking] one of the two [demons] on me would be nice.” Brian Caplan: “I have one STUN left and I’d like to shot something.” NEXTWAVE: AGENTS OF H.A.T.E. [As GM I had no time to write down lines] The Captain gets a G-rated name: “Captain Procreation” OTHER COMMENTS Batman meets Monty Python “Turkish copy-right violation Darren Watts.” “There’s no hand so bad, you can’t play it for free.” “Failing gets your character twice as much screen time.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: Herocon 2008 HEROCON 2008 QUOTES The Captain gets a G-rated name: “Captain Procreation” Ah, thanks Mike! I'd forgotten that one. The actual exchange went like this: Monica (to Tabitha): Yeah, like I'll listen to someone whose codename was "Boom Boom." Aaron: That sounds like an act of procreation. The Captain: Hey, that's what I used for my first hero name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Old Fantasy Game: combat is going badly, and the gnome is whining... Duergar: "Dwarf up, would ya?" gnome does burning hands into a complicated melee Gnome: Paladin, you okay? Paladin: yeah, and I'll be even better in combat now that I have a black belt... the party splits up: Cleric: how did the bugbears find us instead of them ? Duergar: the Paladin's poop don't stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... On unusual skill sets: Morten(OOC): Do you have, "Transport Familiarity: Things man was not meant to know"? . I have Weapon Familiarity: Things man was not meant to know. Lucius Alexander And Transport Familiarity: Palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdnumber1 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Teh Bunneh's Morten(OOC): Do you have, "Transport Familiarity: Things man was not meant to know"? Give me the Necronomicon, I have cramming! (I think this might not be the best idea.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsoul Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I have Weapon Familiarity: Things man was not meant to know. Lucius Alexander And Transport Familiarity: Palindromedary I did offer a player in my PA Dark Fantasy game the Weapon Familiarity: Humanoid. He was trying out a bandit flail attack and wasn't hitting much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And Transport Familiarity: Palindromedary What Weapon Familiarities does the Palindromedary have? Or do we not want to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Pail_Rider Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I have GOT to get the time to read this thread all the way thru! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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