bubba smith Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... What. regular Heroin isn't good enough for you' date=' you junky!?![/quote'] junkie?only for fighting women pal ,only for fighting women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdnumber1 Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The cleric comments' date=' in character, on the predominance of spells requiring touch on his spell list:[/i'] Cleric: We can have a cleric duel. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Inflict Critical Wounds. Argh! [collapses backwards] There was actually an order of the stick comic about that. The epic cleric duel consisted of an exchange of touch spells and ended as soon as one of the pair lost a saving throw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... How'd they stop them quacking? Duct tape? (Pronounced "Duck tape" here abouts...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from the Shadowrun game Average Joe is a Human street samurai with maximum wired reflexes, and a crack shot. he looks like Jason Statham. Shay-Shay is an Elf, and an Owl Shaman. She looks like Kiera Knightley. Cat is a genetically engineered supersoldier who looks like Jessica Alba (based heavily on Max 452 from Dark Angel). ------------ Shay (OOC): They mouthed off to me. So I ate them ----------- Shay: Hey, Ordell? We've got some merchandise you might be interested in. Ordell (Orc gun-runner): Guns? Say, this wouldnt have to do with all the gunfire heard out near Quinn's last night, would it? Shay *innocently*: I dont know what you mean.....Besides, we couldnt just leave this stuff there. A kid might find it! --------------- GM: Ok, so Shay-Shay and Tam go to see Tough Love. Its a prison romance...kind of like yaoi for Oz fans. ------------ Cat: We have the "package", Ordell. Im not really happy about destroying the package though. Ordell: The package is too muthaf***ing dumb to let live! If you dont waste the package the package will figure out some way to come back and **** everything up. Ive known the package his whole life and hes a total f*****g MORON! ------------- Cat (OOC): Wow... a Zapped! reference... ------------- Shay: Im an ELF! Of course my @$$ tastes like French vanilla ice-cream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjolnir74 Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Shay: Im an ELF! Of course my @$$ tastes like French vanilla ice-cream! Damn, I couldn't find a smiley that was performing "The People's Eyebrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexus Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Shay: Im an ELF! Of course my @$$ tastes like French vanilla ice-cream! That's...not a line you hear everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... . Ordell: The package is too muthaf***ing dumb to let live! If you dont waste the package the package will figure out some way to come back and **** everything up. Ive known the package his whole life and hes a total f*****g MORON! I think I like Ordell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Blackrock Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our Serenity game tonight: Varkel: Liscenced bounty-hunter, ship's security chief. Loves big guns. Velvet: Ship's companion/secret @ss-kicking blackmailed assassin. Velvet and Varkel were both after the same bounty, for different reasons, so they figured, instead of working at odds, they decided to work together to get him. The target is a low level mob lieutenant. They went there, Varkel was recognized as a bounty hunter, gunfight ensues. Backs to the wall as several thugs from inside open fire with automatic weapons: Velvet: You wouldn't happen to have any grenades, would you? Varkel: No, didn't think I'd need em! Velvet: Oh great! Varkel: *pulls out a ten pound mining charge* But I did bring this. -------------- *Gigantic explosion later* After a couple hours and a visit to the doctor, Velvet and Varkel return to the ship. The captain wants a word with them Captain: So, you guys want to tell me anything? Velvet and Varkel, in unison: We got mugged! Captain: o.O ??? Velvet: It was self defense!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds like a fun game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I love a game where a 10-pound mining charge is self defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Backs to the wall as several thugs from inside open fire with automatic weapons: Velvet: You wouldn't happen to have any grenades, would you? Varkel: No, didn't think I'd need em! Velvet: Oh great! Varkel: *pulls out a ten pound mining charge* But I did bring this. I love how Varkel thinks!!! Input.Jack- you told us who Average Joe is... but he makes no appearance in the quotes you gave. Did you intend to put some more down, hm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... OOC quote: Player: "Where *do* you get ideas for what's going to happen next here?" GM: "Porn and soap operas, really." Players: ... GM: "With you guys? It's a pretty safe bet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoreBrute Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ...My god. It all makes sense! All my player's actions...All players actions. It's from those two sources! Finally some clue as to what the PCs are up to! You have helped all of us. Repped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... OOC quote: Player: "Where *do* you get ideas for what's going to happen next here?" GM: "Porn and soap operas, really." Players: ... GM: "With you guys? It's a pretty safe bet." :rofl::lol: Ok, I just had to thank you for sharing that.. Though It had to wait until I cleaned my monitor of Dr. Pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Input.Jack- you told us who Average Joe is... but he makes no appearance in the quotes you gave. Did you intend to put some more down' date=' hm?[/quote'] Oops. Joe, Shay, and Cat are the PCs. I forgot he hadnt gotten any quotes in when I was describing who was who; I just listed the Player Characters >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our Serenity game tonight: Varkel: Liscenced bounty-hunter, ship's security chief. Loves big guns. Velvet: Ship's companion/secret @ss-kicking blackmailed assassin. Velvet and Varkel were both after the same bounty, for different reasons, so they figured, instead of working at odds, they decided to work together to get him. The target is a low level mob lieutenant. They went there, Varkel was recognized as a bounty hunter, gunfight ensues. Backs to the wall as several thugs from inside open fire with automatic weapons: Velvet: You wouldn't happen to have any grenades, would you? Varkel: No, didn't think I'd need em! Velvet: Oh great! Varkel: *pulls out a ten pound mining charge* But I did bring this. -------------- *Gigantic explosion later* After a couple hours and a visit to the doctor, Velvet and Varkel return to the ship. The captain wants a word with them Captain: So, you guys want to tell me anything? Velvet and Varkel, in unison: We got mugged! Captain: o.O ??? Velvet: It was self defense!! Heh. There was a cyberpunk campaign I was in years ago that had someone that was a lot like Varkel in the party. On one occasion, one of the other PCs in the group went to go wake him up, and his response was to use his SMG to write -- well, suffice it to say, it was an anatomically-impossible suggestion. What was really impressive was that the character "wrote" his response back- wards from inside the room he was in, so that it'd appear normally on the other side of the wall. Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Coll Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... OOC quote: Player: "Where *do* you get ideas for what's going to happen next here?" GM: "Porn and soap operas, really." Soap operas? OMG, how could you!?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some random quotes from my D&D4 game... PC (OOC): Amazing. It's round four and the warlord is still conscious. GM (Me): It's a personal best! PC (OOC): I use my futility power for the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Bad Girls Heroes game, set "20 Minutes into the Future" -------------------- Shadowstar: Ive been finding, lately, that inconvenient things happen when you make plans. I try not to plan too far in advance. Arachnia: You dont get to the dentist much then, I take it? Shadowstar:.....Im English ;P -------------------- Arachnia (OOC): What about the female Demon? GM: Shes likely some kind of Temptress Demon Arachnia (OOC): Unless shes got chocolate I dont want to talk to her ------------------ Arachnia: *Leaps to grapple the Demoness and throw her to the ground* OH YOU SUCK! YOU A CUBS FAN! -------------------- Shadowstar: That costume should make it easy to get a date on a Saturday night Arachnia: Id rather learn macramae. Black Bat: Its not all its cracked up to be ---------------- Demoness: For rescuing me from the Pit, I grant you each a Boon. Black Bat: Fine. My "boon" is that from now on, you turn from the path of evil, and walk the path of good. Redeem yourself; earn the freedom we have bought you Demoness: ...I accept your challenge. With the proviso that I am able to maintain my prior arrangements, made before this agreement. Black Bat: Very well. With the understanding that if I find your "arrangements" unconscionable, I shall beat you with a stick. Arachnia: My boon is I want a Demon-beating Stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Soap operas? OMG, how could you!?!! How could I? One of the PC's is a female tiefling rogue who's involved with a noble doomed to become a mad ghoul, and trying to have an affair with the party's (female) mage. How could I *not*? And, from another game I run.... Rashaka: "So... just how old *are* you, anyways? Eighteen, nineteen?" (thinking) "Please let her be older than eighteen...." Samantha: "Almost two." Rashaka: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One of the PC's is a female tiefling rogue who's involved with a noble doomed to become a mad ghoul' date=' and trying to have an affair with the party's (female) mage.[/quote'] teh_bunneh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Blackrock Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From a D&D game years back: another player and I are in an in-character argument regarding religion. He's a Paladin of Moradin, and I'm a Sorcerer who worships Boccob. Arguments continues on until: Diel (me): "Ah, what do you know, you're a Paladin of the god of ale and whores!" Other PC: "How DARE you speak of his god that way, why I have a mind to--" Paladin (interrupting her) : "No, no. He's... He's got a point." Diel (me): : smug : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilInSatin Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... How could I? One of the PC's is a female tiefling rogue who's involved with a noble doomed to become a mad ghoul, and trying to have an affair with the party's (female) mage. I may regret asking, but.... Which one is it that's trying to have said affair with said mage? How could I *not*? Clearly, you already did. And, from another game I run.... Rashaka: "So... just how old *are* you, anyways? Eighteen, nineteen?" (thinking) "Please let her be older than eighteen...." Samantha: "Almost two." Rashaka: Two what? Decades: no problem Centuries: well preserved. Years: PROBLEM (and need of explanation, I'm guessing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... How could I? One of the PC's is a female tiefling rogue who's involved with a noble doomed to become a mad ghoul, and trying to have an affair with the party's (female) mage. How could I *not*? And, from another game I run.... Rashaka: "So... just how old *are* you, anyways? Eighteen, nineteen?" (thinking) "Please let her be older than eighteen...." Samantha: "Almost two." Rashaka: (TV announcer-type voice-over) "Join us again next week for the next episode of As The Dungeon Turns..." Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Major Tom Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From a D&D game years back: another player and I are in an in-character argument regarding religion. He's a Paladin of Moradin, and I'm a Sorcerer who worships Boccob. Arguments continues on until: Diel (me): "Ah, what do you know, you're a Paladin of the god of ale and whores!" Other PC: "How DARE you speak of his god that way, why I have a mind to--" Paladin (interrupting her) : "No, no. He's... He's got a point." Diel (me): : smug : When did they change Moradin's job description? The last that I read about the dwarven pantheon in D&D, he was the creator of the dwarven race and was referred to as the Forger of Souls. There certainly wasn't anything in there about being the God of Party Animals. Besides, that's Dionysus' job. Major Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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