Cancer Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus can eat an entire container ship's load of fried pork rinds in an afternoon, as long as he has enough ouzo to wash them down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer tastes like chicken. He doesn't look like one though. Not much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire systematically hunts down anyone who eats Christmas pudding when it is not Christmas time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trib has been known to spend entire summers vacation on ancient ruins, gathering mystic power to raise his army of undead. He's also a fond collector of chainsaws and shotguns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia was once engaged to be married to Nicrotis, the Egyptian Queen of the Undead. He came to his senses when they were picking out the fine dinner china. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus was secretly jealous of my affair; the china pattern had actually been his idea from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades dug about fifteen feet of the Gatun Locks all by himself using his sword and shield. Then the mosquitos got to him, triggered his Berserk disad, and he spent the rest of the project flailing after insects in the yellow fever swamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once sigle handedly beat down the entire lot of the Elders of the Universe. Champion to this day denies it, claiming he cheated, but the truth of the matter is this; not one of them challenges him when he flies through the celestial seas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Chad's mo is so strong, he plays his guitar with it. Ho Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza is the man when it comes to the rhythm section; the core of his superpowers manifested once when he set his drum set on fire from the intense speed at which he played. E84 & I saw the whole thing. What? God's honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever wondered who set the fire that burned Chicago down ? Why not ask Thia Halmades about a certain drunken bet involving time machines, flame throwers and industrial strength napalm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble. The New Year will not arrive without his express permission. He will spend some time this weekend examining it in close detail and if he is not impressed, we'll have another 365 days of 2005. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bill is so excited to play in one of my campaigns (ooo... personal!) that he mortgaged his bunny farm to purchase an AVF2-B Harrier VTOL. Burned his house down and his wife is permanently bald, and the neighbors are insisting they have aliens from the crop circles & burn marks, but he'll be starting in my epic game next Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above I find that Thia helps those in need. Their subsequent goodwill towards him feeds his enchanted sword. This enables him to battle Entropy on the latter's home court in Monroe, OR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer 84. Uma Thurman thought she could handle him, and then he called in Enforcers 1-83. In the end Uma came out on top, but it was close. Later she used this encounter as her inspiration for the Bride's battle with the Crazy 88, except everyone was wearing clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above After a recent battle as CAAAAAAPTAAAAIIIIN... CAAAAVVVVVVEEEE MAAAAN! Oddhat went on a bit of R&R down in the Bahamas, where he proceeded to engage in ancient mating rituals, which involved clubbing women of questionable appearance over the head and dragging them back to his hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above I always wondered how Oddhat got Mrs Oddhat to marry him. Thanks to Thia for revealing the secret. Thia -- rogue extraordinaire, no secret is safe from him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Recent evidence obtained from Satellite photography seems to indicate that Bazza is actually a sentient Koala. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs Oddhat Collects satellites. She has them in orbit around her bedroom ceilling. Their lights and soft whirring sound help her sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Enforcer keeps bonsai mountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus understands the reindeer filled ice plains of your mind. Really, he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Von D-Man - one of the kohanim who just happened to be born into the wrong family. Apparently, this happens a lot. I was slated to be Bill Clinton's firstborn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Von D-Man - one of the kohanim who just happened to be born into the wrong family. Apparently, this happens a lot. I was slated to be Bill Clinton's firstborn. L. Marcus, Heavan's Punchline without the Joke. And that was a very nice thing to say... I Blush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above It has been said the the word of Von D-Man is law. This is untrue. His word is truth. (course that may be a bit of pressure on our guy there ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above It has been said the the word of Von D-Man is law. This is untrue. His word is truth. (course that may be a bit of pressure on our guy there ) Enforcer84, for whom the law is untrue. The vagaried implications of this realization astound the mind. And no, I aint feelin' any pressure. None at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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