Roter Baron Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus keeps two tortoises as pets in his house. He calls them Thunder and Lightning. Thunder makes a lot of noise when he moves through the house - mainly because L. Marcus kicks the poor beast like a football through the appartment. Lightning is connected to an electrical source and constantly smoldering due to low intensity electrocution so that L. Marcus is forced to have a couple of spare Lightnings around. Of course L. Marcuss is wanted by the Swedish police on charges of cruelty to animals and is in constant hiding: The Swedish authorities follow a strict a shoot-to-kill-policy when it come sto tortoise-torturers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron is banned from Moscow after the infamous raw-fish-being-torn-apart-with-teeth incident. Putin is such a sore loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was banned from Disney World after getting into a fight with Minnie Mouse. Minnie won on points but walked crookedly for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio cannot enter China after insulting the first emporer's army outside his tomb saying modelling clay was better than terracotta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above In B&W shots of Stalin during the 1946 May Day parade, deathtribble can be seen swapping jokes with Kruschev, Kosygin and a very young Brezhnev. Now if only we knew what the jokes were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is banned from archaological sites in Egypt after the infamous Sci-Fi Hieroglyphics hoax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble is the one who left the surviving examples of Easter Island script, or Rongo-Rongo. The subject matter is correspondence of a . . . mature nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus makes up words all the time. Nonsensial words. Like "Rongo-Rongo", "correspondence" or "Easter". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron once drowned Denmark for a bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble once entered a Scottish Fold Cat Fancy Beauty Contest. To this day he swears it was rigged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty isn't made of satin: It's a special kind of toxic rubber that is very smooth to the touch but deadly if you wear it too long (dress-undress = minor burns; dress-wear for 10 minutes-undress = hamburger). And of course she ain't a kitty, no she ain't: She is a special kind of sub-species of the long-extinct dodo bird. So why "SatinKitty": Well, what would family, friends and husband say to a nick like "RubberDodo" ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above You Big Bully ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty could have led a differnt life you know. After she graduated, a disbarred legal associate of her fathers took her to the top of a mountain where she could look over the wide land and made her an offer... which she then refused. As her distant cousin had before her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio often hits Americans in the head with a sledgehammer in his quest to find the perfect B flat note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the headmaster of a very special music school. Main subject is "Hammer music" and Narratio is one of his best students. Before that he was the director of a community college in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. SatinKitty graduated summa cum laude from said institute with a Grand-Mistress Degree in Housefolding Technique - she is not a "household technician" as her User CP suggests (that's a typo) - that superstrong lady FOLDS houses - like a 10 story building into a one bedroom appartment (Hong Kong size)! That's making Death Tribble the only superstrong hammer-slamming lschool teacher and administrator west ond eats of the Atlantic ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron writes such atrocious French love poetry that the French believe it is L Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ah, "Herr" Tribble spreading nonsensial dribble about me! That is not "complicate", meine Dame! But what is good for the tribble is also good for Der Baron - but in my case it is all true and a real complication: Death Tribble is really Freifrau Deatriette von Schaumburg-Tribbel author of so wonderful works as "A Lady's adventure in London", "A Freifrau's adventure in Düsseldorf" and "Me and the other Chix in Holywood - a in-your-face-video-report of a night about town with Paris, Britney and Deatty - now as a novel!" "London" was an extremly boring kid's book making Puh the Bear seem like a thriller rollercoaster ride. "Düsseldorf" was a mature Bildungsroman giving a real perspective of what it is like to be a middle-aged matrone with cancer and a dribbling nose being disowned from the Schaumburg-heritage and having to work as a maid for an Armenian pop-star but still dreaming of Mister Right. "Hollywood" was an XXX-rated video with some nice lesbian scenes but the novel was a real drag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron, had a zombie of a time in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza. He may not be a lady, but he's all woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has a real life write-up in Monte Cook's new World of Darkness: He is a 13th level Burning Eyes Dire Hedgehog of Dark Desire, Fear and Loathing. That is a very special prestige class only accessible if you have already finished all Werewolf, Vampire and Mage classes - making him the only 1,641st level character in the book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble has a real life write-up in Monte Cook's new World of Darkness: He is a 13th level Burning Eyes Dire Hedgehog of Dark Desire, Fear and Loathing. That is a very special prestige class only accessible if you have already finished all Werewolf, Vampire and Mage classes - making him the only 1,641st level character in the book. Roter Baron didn't see the errata meaning that Death Tribble is a -1,641th level character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza began his life as errata. He got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is married to Pope Errata IX. - the 278th female pope of The Most Holy Church of The Quite Loose St. Mary of Nazareth. They have most weird rituals like the baptism with garlic and radish salad but what brought the marriage (called "Jumping-Up-And-Down-Togetherage" in the church) almost to a divorce (called "Throw-Dirtorce") was L.Marcus tendency to cal his wife not "Your Most Looseness" as customary but "Popess". Man! Don't do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron sells socks to Snakes. He's very charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 sells se x to hookers. He's very comly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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