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L. Marcus keeps two tortoises as pets in his house. He calls them Thunder and Lightning. Thunder makes a lot of noise when he moves through the house - mainly because L. Marcus kicks the poor beast like a football through the appartment.

Lightning is connected to an electrical source and constantly smoldering due to low intensity electrocution so that L. Marcus is forced to have a couple of spare Lightnings around.

 

Of course L. Marcuss is wanted by the Swedish police on charges of cruelty to animals and is in constant hiding: The Swedish authorities follow a strict a shoot-to-kill-policy when it come sto tortoise-torturers!

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SatinKitty isn't made of satin: It's a special kind of toxic rubber that is very smooth to the touch but deadly if you wear it too long (dress-undress = minor burns; dress-wear for 10 minutes-undress = hamburger).

 

And of course she ain't a kitty, no she ain't: She is a special kind of sub-species of the long-extinct dodo bird.

 

So why "SatinKitty": Well, what would family, friends and husband say to a nick like "RubberDodo" ...?

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SatinKitty could have led a differnt life you know. After she graduated, a disbarred legal associate of her fathers took her to the top of a mountain where she could look over the wide land and made her an offer... which she then refused. As her distant cousin had before her.

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Death Tribble is the headmaster of a very special music school. Main subject is "Hammer music" and Narratio is one of his best students.

 

Before that he was the director of a community college in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. SatinKitty graduated summa cum laude from said institute with a Grand-Mistress Degree in Housefolding Technique - she is not a "household technician" as her User CP suggests (that's a typo) - that superstrong lady FOLDS houses - like a 10 story building into a one bedroom appartment (Hong Kong size)!

 

That's making Death Tribble the only superstrong hammer-slamming lschool teacher and administrator west ond eats of the Atlantic ocean.

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Ah, "Herr" Tribble spreading nonsensial dribble about me! That is not "complicate", meine Dame!

 

But what is good for the tribble is also good for Der Baron - but in my case it is all true and a real complication:

 

Death Tribble is really Freifrau Deatriette von Schaumburg-Tribbel author of so wonderful works as "A Lady's adventure in London", "A Freifrau's adventure in Düsseldorf" and "Me and the other Chix in Holywood - a in-your-face-video-report of a night about town with Paris, Britney and Deatty - now as a novel!"

 

"London" was an extremly boring kid's book making Puh the Bear seem like a thriller rollercoaster ride.

 

"Düsseldorf" was a mature Bildungsroman giving a real perspective of what it is like to be a middle-aged matrone with cancer and a dribbling nose being disowned from the Schaumburg-heritage and having to work as a maid for an Armenian pop-star but still dreaming of Mister Right.

 

"Hollywood" was an XXX-rated video with some nice lesbian scenes but the novel was a real drag!

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Death Tribble has a real life write-up in Monte Cook's new World of Darkness: He is a 13th level Burning Eyes Dire Hedgehog of Dark Desire, Fear and Loathing.

 

That is a very special prestige class only accessible if you have already finished all Werewolf, Vampire and Mage classes - making him the only 1,641st level character in the book.

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Death Tribble has a real life write-up in Monte Cook's new World of Darkness: He is a 13th level Burning Eyes Dire Hedgehog of Dark Desire, Fear and Loathing.

 

That is a very special prestige class only accessible if you have already finished all Werewolf, Vampire and Mage classes - making him the only 1,641st level character in the book.

 

Roter Baron didn't see the errata meaning that Death Tribble is a -1,641th level character. :P

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L. Marcus is married to Pope Errata IX. - the 278th female pope of The Most Holy Church of The Quite Loose St. Mary of Nazareth.

 

They have most weird rituals like the baptism with garlic and radish salad but what brought the marriage (called "Jumping-Up-And-Down-Togetherage" in the church) almost to a divorce (called "Throw-Dirtorce") was L.Marcus tendency to cal his wife not "Your Most Looseness" as customary but "Popess".

 

Man! Don't do that!

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