OddHat Posted November 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keys_Bill never met a key lime pie he didn't like, not until that day he met Dora. What went down next inpired Frank Miller to write Sin City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above OddHat has had a book dedicated to him. The Necronomicon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus is so much of a paranormal that Mulder and Scully investigated him. (So this one is true as everyone knows Mulder and Scully exist) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mr. Trib. A name that strikes fear in the cold, shrivelled hearts of the Singaporean underworld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus makes antimatter hand grenades as a weekend hobby. He has a couple dozen of neatest-looking ones in a display case in his den. The rest have been cannibalized for their components (the old phrase for "recycled"), except for the two that he "lent" to the US Army Air Force in 1945. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 10, 2005 Report Share Posted November 10, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once a character of a novel so badly written that he organized a revolt of the characters and led a breakout into the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire is actually the Leaning Tower of Pisa which gainedartificial intelligence thanks to Leonardo Da Vinci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is a founding member of Green Day. He's actually this guy's hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill has the only remote control for the weather machine that still works. The trouble is that it's flaky, and the instruction manual is poorly translated from the original antediluvean Eldritch. At times things go horribly awry, and when it does, it's a major disaster. He feels bad about this, but without his efforts North America would still be 60% covered in ice sheet. [bTW ... what got kawaii gin neko banned, if it is permitted to ask?] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's spare time is spent in the garage, where he isa painstakingly building an exact, working replica of an Executor class Star Destroyer. The boosters are giving him trouble. [C: I have no idea whatsoever . . .] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Tunguska Blast actually involved Enforcer 84' date=' a female Kryptonian, and an unusual hand technique developed by certain practitioners of tantric meditation. It's probably best not to get much more specific, and Enforcer 84 has given an informal top secret promise to the UN not to allow such a thing to happen again.[/quote'] With the possible exception of our anniversary. but to the task at hand. L Marcus taught us said technique. Once used it to bring down the queen of death. She calls him whenver she's in town. He oft pretends to not be home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 has 83 brothers, all indexed rather than named because his parents lacked a certain amount of imagination, not to mention birth control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire. The spitting image of a world famous TV star. Barney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above After an rather wet evening on the town Deathtribble is banned from all carwash stations in 52 American states. (Quite a feat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher is actually Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. He got on Prozac to help him with his depression and now owns a carpet-cleaning business. He's doing quite well, I understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_bill made a small fortune marketting his "Bunny-Bop" line of cute adult toys and novelties, and then lost most of it again in his ongoing legal battles with Playboy Enterprises. We wish him luck. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat was on a drive from Jersey out to San Francisco when he got on a long stretch of desert highway without a rest area. He held it for as long as he could, then got out and relieved himself behind a tumbleweed. The puddle's still there; for politeness, it's called Great Salt Lake these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer: The architect behind Africa's fabulous termite mounds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus the face that launched a thousand statues on Easter Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza, twice as nice as Baza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 and I are responsible for the lost name of G_d. Sorry, copyist’s error. You see, Enforcer84 got me a job doing up scrolls for his uncle (Nebekanezer, not the famous one, just a mid level scrivener and used camel dealer in a little suburb outside of Jerusalem). Anyway, at the time it was pleasant work with no heavy lifting (never liked cleaning up after the camels), and it had its perks. Enforcer84's uncle was always getting in loads of these hot Egyptian "bedroom" scrolls, not great literature but they sold like crazy, and I always made up a few extra copies for Enforcer84 to pass around down at the barracks (he had this very profitable gray market thing going with the Romans at the time). So at any rate, this load of uber-hot Isis-Anabas scrolls came through, and Enforcer84 and I knew we could move a bundle of 'em if we could just get the copies done before that bastard Saul (Saul the Dealer in Pornography and Graven Images, not the other Saul) got his on the market. Meanwhile, Enforcer84's uncle (who was a good guy, very pious in a businessman used camel dealer kind of way) gave me these huge stone tablets, all covered in soot and broken up and not all that nice, and asked me to copy them down as a gift for his mother in law (now she was Righteous with a capital RIGHT), and then he asked me to have the tablets copied by the next day, as he'd "borrowed" them and would have to get them back before any of the priests (all large men with very limited senses of humor) noticed. Well, I was in a fine pickle let me tell you. I had to get together at least a half dozen scrolls for Enforcer84 (and with illustrations, and we hadn't even invented woodblock printing yet) plus this major fancy gift job for my boss' mother in law. Well, I did my best. First I did most of the work on the gift job, then I finished off the "bedroom" scrolls and ran them over to Enforcer84's place (he was living with these two teenage Samaritan chicks at the time, but that's another story). Well, by the time I got back to the shop (here's a tip: you can't rush a pre-owned camel) the gift scroll was gone, along with the tablets. As far as I could tell, my boss had wandered back, thought the scroll was complete, grabbed it, and rushed the tablets back to wherever the priests were keeping them. I didn't think much about it after that, until years later when Enforcer84's uncle's mother in law (may she rest in peace) passed on and left the scroll to the temple. When I saw it, I realized that I hadn't proofread it properly, but I didn't think that the mistakes would cause so much confusion. Besides, at that point I'd forgotten exactly what the darn thing was supposed to say. So, we're sorry for all the inconvenience. Our bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat is covering my ***. But I gave him a Moses Rookie card and we're good. Did you know that he once double dated with Cleo And Anthony? Took Bast, the Cat Goddess. Edit: Mispelled the Cat Goddesses name. Thanks for the subtle hint L Marcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Each year actually has 366 days. But Enforcer84 actually holds February 29th hostage for three out of four years for ransom money. Or cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above ...Or plush Death Tribbles, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza has to stay away from physical laboratories like Los Alamos because the nature of reality goes all squishy around him, which just plays hell with people trying to make high-precision measurements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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