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bazza, back in the 1980s, was bored with his choices of snack food. thus, he stole a time machine and went back to the 1600s to invent...

 

doughnuts.

 

*bows to bazza* thank you, oh gracious one! for inventing doughnuts! ^_^

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The Tunguska Blast actually involved Enforcer 84, a female Kryptonian, and an unusual hand technique developed by certain practitioners of tantric meditation. It's probably best not to get much more specific, and Enforcer 84 has given an informal top secret promise to the UN not to allow such a thing to happen again.

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Death Tribble actually is the deadly, city-destroying paranormal menace that he uses as his persona on these boards. While the rest of us are just playing at Supervillany, Death-Tribble, he's soaking in it.

 

Only the fact that Zornwill too is a genuine manifestation of mankind's empowered ID prevents the Tribble from crushing us all beneath his furry feet-like-things. Or psuedopods. Whatever tribbles use to move. Folds? Never mind, it's just really menacing.

 

"Grrr."

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Death Tribble: Man of the Hour.

 

Bazza once tried to charm Anna Kournikovina by eating an entire bucket of tennis balls. It worked, but undortunately he was rushed to the hospital before he could get her number. She still seeks him to this very day.

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Bazza once tried to charm Anna Kournikovina by eating an entire bucket of tennis balls. It worked' date=' but undortunately he was rushed to the hospital before he could get her number. She still seeks him to this very day.[/quote'] Oddhat once battled the fabled Conan-son to a standstill.
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Bazza once dated Paris Hilton' date=' [i']Nicole Ritchie[/i], Courtney Love and Gwen Stefani all at the same time...but it just didn't work out.

 

Too many complications...and to many commitments.

darn right it didn't work out. I wouldn't give two on your list the time of day, let alone a date ;).

 

MisterBaldy wrote an arcane text of so importance, it is locked under sacred key in the British Museum, Parapsychology section.

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bazza, after having an accident involving a meat grinder, a ferret and a water hose, promptly went out and invented steel-toed boots.

 

XD

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Mutant for Hire's last secret job was taste-testing the spaghetti in every elementary school cafeteria in Salinas County. They hired him in particular because they figured no further damage could be done to him.

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