L. Marcus Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 Cancer serves bisquit and gravy for dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 L. Marcus suggested the use of horse dewormer as a possible COVID treatment to right-wing media personalities, falsely believing that nobody could be stupid enough to fall for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Pariah invented the horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Death Tribble doesn't even really like Gillian Anderson. His real celebrity crush, like Col. Jack O'Neill, is Mary Steenburgen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 Pariah is the go-to guy for dubbing Tom Cruise into Japanese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 14 hours ago, Pariah said: Death Tribble doesn't even really like Gillian Anderson. His real celebrity crush, like Col. Jack O'Neill, is Mary Steenburgen. L Marcus put polar bears on aircraft carriers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 death tribble's burps produce cyanide gas...but only on Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 Ragitsu has a monopoly on the production of certain gases but not on Tuesay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 Death Tribble has taunted many an outraged murderer by pointing out that setting fire to a tribble is forbidden by law in the UK in the air quality protection regulations, in the chapter titled "Unspeakable Fumes of Biological Origin". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 The Moons of Mercury are invisible and if you ever want to see them again deposit the agreed sum in an envelope in the agreed place is Cancer's doctorate thesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Death Tribble can never remember where he left his wallet before going to bed each night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Cancer's favorite chewing gum flavour is Bushmill's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 Pariah invented flavour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 DT once released a line of accessories based on Grape Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 L. Marcus and his beer-drinking buddies play a monthly round-robin Mario Kart tournament to see who gets to steer where the North Geomagnetic Pole goes next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Cancer and the You Can See Something Really Filthy On Neptune with this telescope hoax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Telescopes? Pah! There are no telescopes! Another filthy lie invented by Death tribble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 This from the man behind Polar Bear submarines ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 Polar bears? Yeah, they don't exist. Those are just regular bears that Death Tribble has dipped in peroxide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Pariah invented dipping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Death tribble dunks his scones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 L. Marcus has tried both the Stone of Scone and a scone of stone, and reports that both of them are little bland for his tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Cancer was surprised when he found out that his recent health struggles were due to an iridium deficiency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 11, 2021 Report Share Posted September 11, 2021 Pariah can smell technetium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 L Marcus and the 17 hour Smorgasbord marathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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