Pariah Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Death Tribble has two Golden Globes, and it's nobody's business what he does with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Pariah turned Mars mauve, but only for about two seconds. It was a marketing ploy that went south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 Swedish Shark Sandwich. L Marcus really did not think this one through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 ... As opposed to Swedish Fish Syrup, which Death Tribble rather fancies on his oatmeal porridge. With a shot of Irish cream liqueur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 Cancer can only toast in Parfait d'Amour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 L Marcus and Norwegian ice Toast. Better you don't ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Speaking of "better you don't ask", never ask Death Tribble what he means when he calls someone "cheeky". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Cancer wrote and published the book "Raising Tardigrades for Fun and Profit" under the pen name Lucious Wedbetter. The book sold a total of 277 copies, of which 193 were purchased by Cancer himself to give away at white elephant parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 Pariah plays Minesweeper professionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 3/31/2021 at 3:39 PM, Cancer said: Speaking of "better you don't ask", never ask Death Tribble what he means when he calls someone "cheeky". .....especially girls from Transylvania... When L Marcus makes you an offer you can't refuse it involves icebergs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Second only to Jack O'Neill, Death Tribble has a thing for Mary Steenburgen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Pariah invented déjà vue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 L. Marcus has the largest road apple collection in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Pattern Ghost is actually patterned after the ghost of Lester Smalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 Death Tribble. Alexandra Shân "Tiggy" Legge-Bourke. Smoochy smoochy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 Another one of Cancer's secret lairs can be found under a termite mound in rural New South Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 L Marcus and the Icelandic Raiders of the Lost Ark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 Death Tribble pretends he's a vampire and hangs out after dark outside sleazy pubs, trying to pick up young women who are completely besotten by Twilight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 The last time Cancer went golfing, a greenkeeper bit through their rake in a rage. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 L. Marcus invented the peanut butter and lutefisk sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 tkdguy. He kicks ! He scores ! But that really is no way to play golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 Death Tribble prefers trench golf, and while that lacks clubs instead it is played with mortars and nine-pounder shell. It's a splendid way to take some old pastureland and put random holes in it to develop a new golf course. And you don't even have to close the old one to do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Cancer was responsible for the moon of Pluto hoax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Death Tribble runs the World Creation superdrafts because he likes telling gods what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 9, 2021 Report Share Posted May 9, 2021 Cancer once saved the entire world by the means of a gentleman's long sock filled with wet sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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