L. Marcus Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble ate the world yesterday, but no-one noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus knows, because he had to administer the Heimlich Manuver on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer has the full set of "When Death Tribble Ate the World" Commermative Plates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 23, 2006 Report Share Posted November 23, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 had his nipples painted blue by Chelsea Clinton. All 5 of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above That was after she painted dyed death tribble pink with green spots. If only I still had the photo's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was ceremonally spanked by the Japanese Cabinet for mocking the Cherry Tree festival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is Gillian Andersen's "baby daddy," but he doesn't like to brag about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bunny keeps all those heads he lops off on pedestals in a locked room. His real name is Bluebeard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty assassinated Caesar in the middle of the Roman Senate. Everyone else got blamed, but she got away scot free. That's how good a Ninja she is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus appears to always sign autographs for his adoring fans as 'Rhode Island Red', nobody knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was fired from a catapult for mocking fellow board member Trebauchet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble likes his martinis very dry, with a dab of Vegemite in the bottom of the glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was ceremonally spanked by the Hungarian parliament for mocking their cuisine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble invented English cuisine -- the Tommies have yet to forgive him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once relieved a famine in Lappland by showing the people there the proper way to prepare a tribble for eating. After skinning, you have to remove the gizzard and the gonads before cooking. That doesn't leave much, but they make a decent pie if you use enough of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was fired from his position as head of quality control for the "Tickle Me" Elmo line of kids dolls. The exact reasons for his dismissal are sealed by court order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once hit by a stratospheric punch by Batman. He doesn't like to talk about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble's brain child, the Political Instability Task Force, was not supposed to map it and try to prevent it -- they caused it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus told the Punisher, up to that time a letter writting editorial stalker, that he needed to carry a gun to be edgy. The rest is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 was found laying in a field of wildflowers wearing only an argyle sock and a bad sunburn, muttering something about 'Oh, the horror, I forgot the mayonaise..." He was dragged home, smeared in Noxema, where he remained stuck to the sheets for the rest of the week. Inquiries into the incident were declined comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rebecca Red used to date Thor. But she dropped him like a hot potato when her husband came 'round. Thor's still a bit piqued about it. The happy couple often finds rain when they go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is constantly being mistaken for that dude from V&V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Michael Hopcraft was sent to the back of the queue for laughing at the existance of horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I first met death tribble at a Naysayers Convention where he was the guest of honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has at least seven chemical elements named after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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