Cancer Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill finished his doctoral dissertation on the Lesser Mojave Scumfish about three weeks before the species was made extinct by three yahoos in dune buggies driving through the only pothole where any breeding females were still alive. That was the end of his promising academic career, so he used what he'd learned to become a crazed sandburned killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above There are many words to describe Cancer: warrior, scholar, explorer, doctor, freelance peacekeeping agent, bon vivant. Sadly, cook isn't one of them. This is going to make his guest shot on Iron Chef quite awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superskrull was once punched out by May Parker for saying Spiderman's black costume was so much better than the original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is brilliant, but not all brilliant ideas are blessed by posterity. Example: DT's coal-fired steam-power wristwatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer stole my nightstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above E84 is exactly seven feet eight inches tall. It's pretty funny watching him go through doorways and bang his head. You'd think it would stop being amusing after seeing it 10 or 12 times, but you'd be wrong. Also, you'd think he'd learn eventually not to do that, but again, you'd be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bill wants us all to think he is scary and dangerous, but I know the truth - he takes a giant stuffed carrot to bed every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty is an AI persona facet of one the big Wall Street firms' arbitrage programs. The comments here are a tolerable undesigned effect. Just don't ask her for a stock tip; that triggers the other persona facets, identity confusion and file-handle collisions ensue, and the system crashes. They get annoyed by this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2006 Report Share Posted November 16, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer replaces every doorway I run into with a taller one for me. He is my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I'm not saying that E84 was the mystery psycho-killer that stalked the upper Yukon in the 1920's, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio has all of the dragonballs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 17, 2006 Report Share Posted November 17, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Hey, Hermit gave me them to me! I never asked exactly where he got them, or why he had them. .. Or what the 3 large guys who burst into my place 2 minutes after he left actually wanted with him. Maybe that was a bit remiss of me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio suckah-punched the Buddha, because the Buddha stole Narratio's ideas and passed them off as the Buddha's own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was sent to the back of the queue for laughing at Finland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble mans the queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer cues the Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 19, 2006 Report Share Posted November 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus, the poster child for Icelandic Pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was sent to the back of the queue for denying the existance of Buddha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I only denied the existence of Buddha as he was denying the existence of death tribble. And this was with death tribble beating him at arm wrestling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio's normal Monday outfit includes camo shirt, plaid jacket, and polka-dot tie. The color scheme is unmentionable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was one of the first nude models for Playboy magazine, back in the 50s. I can't tell you which one, but if you look at them closely it becomes pretty apparent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes-bill suffers not from lupus, but from lepus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was sent to the back of the queue for mocking Dr Sigmund Freud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was sent to the front of the queue when Sigmund Freud was asking for volunteers for psychoanalysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was ceremonally spanked for making rude observations about Der Roter Baron's triplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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