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M&M pees in HERO's cheerios...


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Re: M&M pees in HERO's cheerios...

 

Well...you DID segue.

 

So I was wandering around "The Bar" about a year or 18 months ago. This DROP DEAD gorgeous lil chicken (thats a young boy in the prime of his sexuality for those of you not in the know) stops by and works me UP and DOWN. Then he asks..."Do you want to pee on me?"

 

"HELL NO! EIW! YUCK!"

 

Needless to say, I sent him on his way.

 

You segued it!! It's all your fault!

In addition to being rather nasty, I find this proclivity physiologically puzzling. When I'm in a particularly erotic frame of mind, peeing is rather challenging to do. Hard, even (so to speak). I don't get it.

 

But hey, if the chicken in question promised to set himself on fire first, I'd see what I could squeeeze out for him. Weirdo.

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Re: M&M pees in HERO's cheerios...

 

We have to recruit so many heteros per quarter or we don't get the toaster oven.

 

That is MY oven, beeotch!!! ;)

 

I discovered this thread by doing a search for "gay scatalogical" because I saw it in Trained Chicken's sig and had to know the origin of that statement.

 

...

 

I've never searched for that before...

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Re: M&M pees in HERO's cheerios...

 

That is MY oven, beeotch!!! ;)

 

I discovered this thread by doing a search for "gay scatalogical" because I saw it in Trained Chicken's sig and had to know the origin of that statement.

 

You would take a man's oven? That's cruel...so cruel.

 

I would doubt you will ever search on that again, too! :)

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I think Pres is out of hibernation :)

Heh. Perhaps. Stopped in to get a bit caught up, anyway. Hopefully I'll be here more regularly for a while, but life has been hitting rather insistently lately.

 

At least I've been doing some gaming. I actually got some people to do a small Fantasy Hero adventure; I just finished it up a couple of weeks ago. I'll have to write it up electronically and post it. We're starting up some Shadowrun (I rather like their 4th ed, and think it could convert to Hero really well) at the moment, so the Hero sessions may be on a bit of a break.

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Re: M&M pees in HERO's cheerios...

 

this is probably going to get me in trouble but...

 

I could make half a dozen puns on this subject, but would probably get told by the moderators "Urine real trouble now" which would be a major pisser

 

 

oh dear... this was my 1,000th post!

 

just had to tell a pun to mark the occasion

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BTW, I was over at a friend's house last night and caught about two minutes of a cartoon where a kid was selling his urine as a, "new energy drink," that caused his team to win big. When his mom said they were out of milk, he said no problem and took his cereal bowl into the bathroom, to appear a few minutes later and happily start chowing down. Talk about messed up cartoons. :rolleyes:

 

Had to share that because of the coincidence of seeing this thread today. :sigh:

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