Adventus Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 you know the rules. The night is your brother/best friend. Be stealthly. Become one with the darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Stealth 18-, +4 Targeting Skill Levels is the Play of the Ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 The things I learned playing a ninja! "Ninja, huh? How do you kill one?" "Like any other man. In water he drown, in fire he burn." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that Lucius Alexander can remember when "ninja" wasn't a household word in the West.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! When you fight another group of ninjas, it is good manners to wear an outfit that is a different color from theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! I love being a turtle! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary loves being a palindromedary, but does admit having a shell would have its uses.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Only a ninja can kill a ninja! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Never make the mistake of thinking you can whip a pure martial artist in a "fair" fight - He'll hand you your head. All those Character Points you spent on Kewl Ninja Stuff like stealth, disguise, security systems, lockpicking, computer programming, poisons, kevlar-reinforced ninja costume, shuriken, tiger claws, smoke bombs, explosives, ninja sword, flash powder, nightvision equipment, etcetera, the MA spent on Combat Skill Levels, DEX, SPD, Martial Maneuvers, and maybe ki powers. If you gotta fight one of these guys then make certain you fight your battle, not his. Honor, schmonor! Shoot the SOB in the back; preferably from 50 meters away in the dark! I played a ninja PC weekly in Champions for six years, so I speak from long (and painful!) experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Never assume anything is as it appears. You know better than anyone that what we think reality is can and should be manipulated, always manipulate it in your favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! "Ninja' date=' huh? How do you kill one?"[/b'] "Like any other man. In water he drown, in fire he burn." quote] Blashphemer! It is a scientifically well established matter of fact and fact of the matter that only a Ninja can kill a Ninja - and even that is doubted by some. For any other questions: Ask a Ninja! http://www.askaninja.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eosin Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! The classical error: Don't bring a knife (even a big one) to a gun fight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! The classical error: Don't bring a knife (even a big one) to a gun fight! Unless you are really good with Missle Deflection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Always bring a knife to a gun fight, in case everyone runs out of ammunition. But bring guns too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! For the record -- Asano Nishi (Ninja Hero) loves guns (when he--- ahem, she discovers them). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! (Do Avengers of the Night count as Ninja for this?) Learn to throw your voice. Then you can taunt your enemies and not have them triangulate on your location. Change locations often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Shotguns and Grenades ARE NOT your freinds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! shot guns and grenades may not be your friends but theres nothing stopping you using them ( real ninjas love there explosives) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchman Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Never fight pirates unless you outnumber them Never fight pirates on a ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Only dress in the black pyjamas for the tourists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Never fight pirates unless you outnumber them Never fight pirates on a ship. OK I understand the basics of Pirates vs Ninja...But how do Cat girls change things...if a crew of cat girl pirates is having a beach party, how many ninja will we need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! So long as there are no zombies or monkeys, we should be okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! OK I understand the basics of Pirates vs Ninja...But how do Cat girls change things...if a crew of cat girl pirates is having a beach party' date=' how many ninja will we need?[/quote'] The ratio is two catgirls for every ninja. Union rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! OK I understand the basics of Pirates vs Ninja...But how do Cat girls change things...if a crew of cat girl pirates is having a beach party' date=' how many ninja will we need?[/quote'] All the virile ones. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! The ratio is two catgirls for every ninja. Union rules. Is there a variance for Cat girl pirates who are into Bondage? Or is it still 2 catgirls per Ninja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Is there a variance for Cat girl pirates who are into Bondage? Or is it still 2 catgirls per Ninja? The ninja say they are willing to go as high as 3-1... any higher and they're gonna need more energy drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwolf Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Being an IRL student of Bujinkan... Do what ever works and do it NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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