Niles Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Never make the mistake of thinking you can whip a pure martial artist in a "fair" fight - He'll hand you your head. Unless you are also a pure martial artist, in which case stop calling yourself a ninja. (I'm talking to you Seeeker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! People who sneak through the darkest shadows of unlit alleys are noticed. People who walk casually down sidestreets aren't. IOW, acting like it's OK for you to be where you are is the best way to be treated like it's OK for you to be there. Only dress in the black pyjamas for the tourists. This is the other part of the above rule: dress like you're supposed to be where you are, and people will assume you should be there. In short, Disguise, Acting, Mimicry, and chutzpa are the ninja's best friends. Especially lots of chutzpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! People who sneak through the darkest shadows of unlit alleys are noticed. People who walk casually down sidestreets aren't. IOW, acting like it's OK for you to be where you are is the best way to be treated like it's OK for you to be there. This is the other part of the above rule: dress like you're supposed to be where you are, and people will assume you should be there. In short, Disguise, Acting, Mimicry, and chutzpa are the ninja's best friends. Especially lots of chutzpa. Soo...the perfect example of a Ninja is Bugs Bunny?..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Soo...the perfect example of a Ninja is Bugs Bunny?..... Yes. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Soo...the perfect example of a Ninja is Bugs Bunny?..... No, cause Bugs NEVER acted like he was supposed to be wherever he was (unless it was funny). He acted like "supposed to" didn't apply to him. IOW, lots of chutzpa, but none of the rest of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Soo...the perfect example of a Ninja is Bugs Bunny?..... Exactly. You'd never suspect him of being a Ninja. That makes him a perfect Ninja. Lucius Alexander Even the palindromedary never suspected, until.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Exactly. You'd never suspect him of being a Ninja. That makes him a perfect Ninja. Lucius Alexander Even the palindromedary never suspected, until.... Then again, no-one suspected the palindromedary is a ninja... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Sorry I can't shake this image of Daffy in a Pirate costume and Elmer with his shot gun...Pirate season!...Ninja season!...ni-ja season....Pirate season! Shoot! Shoot!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Always keep the log dressed in your spare outfit handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Don't keep any weapons or ninja gear in your actual residence. Your home will be filled with enough "normal" things to improvise weapons with, should you need to, and you don't need to worry about getting searched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Sometimes, you need to dispense with the subtlety and get down to business old school ... with giant robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! ...only ninja posers wear pajamas and a scarf on their head. Its a dead giveaway. A silk teddy and high heels makes for a positive distraction when you are a female ninja, it acts almost like invisibility for a male ninja because people tend to look away as fast as possible, sometimes breaking their own necks to avoid this sight, and the resulting vomiting from those not instantly killed distracts them so that you may do your job. Everyone just prefers not to see you. Hiding in the meat section at the grocery store really really sticks to your clothes. When security is high, everybody thinks vents and air ducts... but this never works, because EVERYONE thinks vents and air ducts. Hardly anyone thinks of balloon animals as lethal. The biggest no-no in scaling buildings is doing it nude, no matter how much of a bonus you get for being unhindered. Especially those glass buildings, where one becomes a squeegee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON Clown Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! True ninjas don't take Honorable as a disadvantage. A true ninja's favorite target is one who is sleeping, and deaf, and has their back turned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Here are some links about Ninjutsu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! True ninjas don't take Honorable as a disadvantage. A true ninja's favorite target is one who is sleeping' date=' and deaf, and has their back turned.[/quote'] Nay, a true ninja's target is whoever he's told it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CourtFool Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Don't train the gaijin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Never ever fight the ninja in an odd colorful ninja suit...it always turns out badly..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! The less clothing the female ninja wears, the more likely she is to utterly kick your *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Ain't nothin' that says ninjas can't use guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Yodelling is generally an inappropriate skill for ninjas. Wearing lederhosen with your night suit is a fashion faux pas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDrPuma Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Ninja do not change light bulbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Ninja do not change light bulbs. Because Ninja love the night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marketeer Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Beware the inverse ninja rule! The inverse ninja rule is as follows: The total battle power of a ninja or team of ninjas on a side is constant. The more ninjas you have per side, the weaker each individual ninja is. Since perfect teamwork is impossible, this means that, in general, the side with the fewer ninjas will prevail. Behold the following example: Entire Foot Clan < The 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles < The (lone) Shredder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaRagno Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Arr round-eyes rook arike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: The things I learned playing a ninja! Ya... dey haf zachary dizeaze... face rook zachary rike dey bottom.... =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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