Asperion Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: We've always done it that way. It's a regional thing. Q: Why are you using a turnip for your jack-o-laturn? A: My Halloween treat - for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: My Halloween treat - for you. Q: Honey, why are you almost dressed like that? A: They turned our power down and drove us underground, but we went right on with the show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: They turned our power down and drove us underground' date=' but we went right on with the show![/quote'] Q: What's the greatest advantage of your Rat Marionette Theatre? A: I never saw Willard portrayed as a knight in shining armor before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never saw Willard portrayed as a knight in shining armor before. Q: Are you sure that it wasn't Michael Jackson's glove shining and not the armor? A: Costumes - check Weapons - check Armor - check Trick-or-Treat Bags - check Happy Halloween :celebrate:celebrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Costumes - check Weapons - check Armor - check Trick-or-Treat Bags - check Happy Halloween :celebrate:celebrate Q: Ready for the Traditional Annual "Robbing of the Banks"? A: What I don't understand is how you can possibly see through that mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: What I don't understand is how you can possibly see through that mask. Q: What did you say to Daredevil that made him smirk like that? A: Blame Disney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blame Disney. Q: Why does Darth Vader's new helmet feature those ridiculous ears? A: I'm not taking your Mickey Mouse money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not taking your Mickey Mouse money! Q: Do you prefer Mouse Moolah or Duck Dubloons? A: The goose that laid the golden kidney stones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The goose that laid the golden kidney stones. Q: What was the mysterious extra that was even more valuable than the goose with the golden egg? A: Four arms is four warning. Wait, no. Grond smash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Four arms is four warning. Wait' date=' no. Grond smash![/quote'] Q: How well did using Aid to INT work on pacifying Grond? A: The Never Mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Never Mind. Q: What do you call a powerful psionicist who thinks of nothing but Nirvana songs? A: If you could read my mind, what a tale my thoughts would tell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you could read my mind' date=' what a tale my thoughts would tell![/quote'] Q - So, honey, how do you like what I'm almost wearing? A - For the record, it was not a bag of candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - For the record' date=' it was not a bag of candy.[/quote'] Q: Why did you think that Mechanon would have candy in his bag? A: I said ENIGMA, not ENEMA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said ENIGMA' date=' not ENEMA![/quote'] Q: A riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in someting I'm supposed to put WHERE?!? A: That's not how you treat anemia, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not how you treat anemia' date=' anyway.[/quote'] Q - So, have you eaten that jar of rusty nails yet? A - Yeah, she hit me with a cast iron skillet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Yeah' date=' she hit me with a cast iron skillet.[/quote'] Q: Date with Rapunzel didn't go well, did it? A: And here, kids, is all the stuff that Daddy hides from you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And here' date=' kids, is all the stuff that Daddy hides from you![/quote'] Q - Mom, did you really discover a wardrobe that goes to another dimension? A - And let's not forget the toaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2012 Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - And let's not forget the toaster. Q: Have we got all the appliances we were selling for scrap metal? A: Now everything is standardized, but nothing works the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now everything is standardized' date=' but nothing works the same![/quote'] Q: What is the great wonder of modern civilization? A: Most people tend to enjoy the vibration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Most people tend to enjoy the vibration. Q: Kids! Get down off the dryer! What's the appeal, anyway? A: You know, I never thought a duck's bill could even do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' I never thought a duck's bill could even do that.[/quote'] Q: "Tonight's performance, Vaughan Williams's Tuba Concerto in F Minor, with Maestro Molly Mallard, soloist." A: It's like nibbling on ball bearings, but without teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like nibbling on ball bearings' date=' but without teeth.[/quote'] Q: So what's it like? A: Very vague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very vague. Q: Who knows who'll win tonight? What does the Magic 8-ball say? A: I'm sorry, but if you want to see a Congressman you have to show me your stock portfolio first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry' date=' but if you want to see a Congressman you have to show me your stock portfolio first.[/quote'] Q: Back to "business as usual", right? A: 100,000 shares of Studebaker doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: 100' date='000 shares of Studebaker doesn't count.[/quote'] Q - I inherited my great-grandfather's stock portfolio! I'm rich! A - And now I'm going to drink for a solid week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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