Klytus Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - And now I'm going to drink for a solid week. Q: What promise should Diane Sawyer have waited a few more hours before getting started on keeping it? A: Extreme Moderation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Extreme Moderation. Q: What do you mean you're limiting yourself to three Red Bulls a day? A: The power to alter the course of human history no longer available in Bud Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The power to alter the course of human history no longer available in Bud Light. Q: Why did Superman never drink beer? A: Giantish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Giantish. Q: What left that print the size of an entire of an entire city block? A: I thought we were supposed to be having lobster for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought we were supposed to be having lobster for dinner. Q: Why aren't you eating your meatloaf? A: A thermonuclear wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A thermonuclear wedgie. Q: What's nearly as bad as antimatter antiperspirant? A: That's the pits, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's the pits' date=' man.[/quote'] Q: What have we fallen into, ol' Smilodon buddy, and why are we covered head to toe in tar? A: If he wasn't a Smilodon before, he is now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If he wasn't a Smilodon before' date=' he is now![/quote'] Q: What are you trying to do with those sabers? A: Im sorry your death cannot be completed as dialed please hang up and die again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Im sorry your death cannot be completed as dialed please hang up and die again. Q: Who got peanut butter jellybeans in my cyanide? A: No, honey, you can't have a hippopotamus from Christmas. But I can give you books about them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' honey, you can't have a hippopotamus from Christmas. But I can give you books about them![/quote'] Q: Why did your child go on a rampage burning down all the bookstores and libraries in the city? A: Like a really bad analogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a really bad analogy. Q: Why are we comparing apples with planets? A: No - Its money do, THEN monkey see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No - Its money do' date=' THEN monkey see.[/quote'] Q: Tell me again how this simian peep show is supposed to work? How are the monkeys supposed to pay? A: He's got a really big banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's got a really big banana. Q: Why is Gorilla Grodd threatening to hit you with a banana frightening? A: I don't see why working in a brrom factory should make you so happy, Griselda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't see why working in a brrom factory should make you so happy' date=' Griselda.[/quote'] Q - Did you know that 'brrom' is an obscure west Asian euphemism for aphrodisiacs? A - Oh, there it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Oh' date=' there it goes.[/quote'] Q: Have you seen a roadrunner around here? I've been looking for it everywhere! A: If you can afford mail-order anvils and earthquake pills, you can afford takeout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you can afford mail-order anvils and earthquake pills' date=' you can afford takeout.[/quote'] Q: Why do think he wasn't really hungry, but simply obsessed with murdering? A: She wanted to move the deer crossing sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: She wanted to move the deer crossing sign. Q: What is the biggest thing that Daffy Duck was trying to get done thins hunting season? A: What a wonderful feeling to be so corrupt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: What a wonderful feeling to be so corrupt Q: Why are you happy to be finally caught taking bribes? A: All we have to do is reach the Canadian border and we'll be safe at last! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: All we have to do is reach the Canadian border and we'll be safe at last! Q: What is the most common and widely believed myth among U.S. criminals? A: A bull moose versus a VW Bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A bull moose versus a VW Bug. Q: What makes ou think Teddy Roosevelt opposes importing cars? A: If that's what we manufacture here, no wonder we import everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If that's what we manufacture here' date=' no wonder we import everything else.[/quote'] Q: Its the most addictive drug... err... greatest medicine ever created to help stave off "the plague". Why do you ask? A: As close as two things that are really close together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: As close as two things that are really close together. Q: Why are we dealing with these electron pairs? A: Have no fear! My Super-Sonic-Sonar-Radar can help me! BEEP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Have no fear! My Super-Sonic-Sonar-Radar can help me! BEEP! Q: OK, what do we do in this sandstorm, Bat-Eared Fox-Man? A: Water, water everywhere. But no beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Water' date=' water everywhere. But no beer.[/quote'] Q: What was grandpa's lament when trying to stay cool at the kids pool, party? A: Like vodka and cranberry juice, only with ginger ale and fruit punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like vodka and cranberry juice' date=' only with ginger ale and fruit punch.[/quote'] Q: What are cocktails like in Salt Lake City? A: No thank you, I just found a better job recycling trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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