DocMan Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: When once just isn't enough. Q: So what's the Hilton Sister's new logo? A: Dearth. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dearth. Q: Annakin? A: I rolled it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Annakin? A: I rolled it myself. Q. Say how did that boulder get all the way up there. A. I really didn't know that Thrakazog could do that with his tentacles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I really didn't know that Thrakazog could do that with his tentacles. Q: That surprises you? Have you never seen X-rated Anime before? A: Paucity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Paucity Q: What one word would you use to describe your sex life? A: Jeffrey Chambers, Ambulatory Thesarus, at your service, sir. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jeffrey Chambers' date=' Ambulatory Thesarus, at your service, sir.[/quote'] Q: When you can't think of the right word... who can you call? A: I'm just surprised it was purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm just surprised it was purple Q: Did you like the new color for the White House? A: I seem to have a hole there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I seem to have a hole there. Q: Lemming.. what happened to your head? A: Not a good time for a phone call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Lemming.. what happened to your head? A: Not a good time for a phone call Q) Do you know what time it is?!? A) 40 gallons of sherbert and a pink thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) 40 gallons of sherbert and a pink thong. Q: So what did Mightbec wear to the President's Ball? A: It wibbled, it wobbled, and then it exploded with great concussive force, flinging shrapnel about the room. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did Mightbec wear to the President's Ball? A: It wibbled, it wobbled, and then it exploded with great concussive force, flinging shrapnel about the room. Doc Q) How was the debut of the new Mightybec avatar? A) To tell you the truth, I am sick of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) To tell you the truth' date=' I am sick of it.[/quote'] Q: What is your opinion of all these jokes at Migthybec's expense? A: Two feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your opinion of all these jokes at Migthybec's expense? A: Two feet Q) How far did that invisible elephant under dad's chair lift him? A) Pinatas, Shamrocks and Pornographic Anime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How far did that invisible elephant under dad's chair lift him? A) Pinatas, Shamrocks and Pornographic Anime Q: What were items that Mightybec put into his backyard timecapsule? A: Three feet of absolute terror. White Heat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were items that Mightybec put into his backyard timecapsule? A: Three feet of absolute terror. Q) What do you call the line to kiss you Great Aunt Bunny at your family reunion? A) Whoa man, that's kind of trippin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBlue Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What the hippie said when he found a wire accross the door frame. A) About as fun as a barrel of monkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What the hippie said when he found a wire accross the door frame. A) About as fun as a barrel of monkies. Q) So how was that "Barrel of Eels?" A) THat's how I met your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) THat's how I met your mother. Q) This stuff is just degrading. Why do you like to go to strip bars anyway? A) Let me just try to squeeze another one in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) This stuff is just degrading. Why do you like to go to strip bars anyway? A) Let me just try to squeeze another one in. Q) Dude! That's enough Squid! What are you trying to do to that chihuaua? A) And Kevin Spacy as Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) And Kevin Spacy as Superman.Q: Mightybec's casting a movie to show off his greatest potential, and he's cast himself as Bizzarro?! Who else is in it? A: I didn't mind it much when Puck troubled Trouble, but now he's after Tonk. Tonk's just an innocent. He'll never be able to grasp all that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't mind it much when Puck troubled Trouble, but now he's after Tonk. Tonk's just an innocent. He'll never be able to grasp all that! Q: What is all of this rannygazoo in the living room? A: Such is the dire punishment for not quoting the Answer to the Question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Such is the dire punishment for not quoting the Answer to the Question!Q: How was much reputation lost in a land long ago and far, far away? A: It wasn't my fault. I just saw them there, all lying in a bloody heap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It wasn't my fault. I just saw them there' date=' all lying in a bloody heap...[/quote'] Q: What are the consequences of the even more dire punishment for failing to quote the answer for a question? A: Dwarves, gnomes, and a police man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dwarves' date=' gnomes, and a police man.[/quote'] Q: Say, what do you want for your birthday? A: Just a lovely little halibut . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBlue Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just a lovely little halibut . . . Q: What the heck kind of fish is that? A: It was found up his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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